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Why do YOU think YOU DON'T deserve HELL?

 
Flaming Sword

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We could go all night



sad excuse as a preacher doth thee make




try agape love


agape, ya got a concordance handy?

Oh btw

your sarcastic tone is a bit demeaning...


considering yer job and all
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if religous people spent half as much time tending to their own sins and faults, as they do trying to tend to others sins and faults, then perhaps they would be a fairly good act to follow
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I think I probably deserve 18 months in hell. Now we usually go easy on ourselves so maybe 24 months would be enough to pay for the pain I've caused.
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I like that answer, now you know who you are where you are at, you only need to understand on more thing and then you will be able to know why you need Christ.

You think you deserve 18-24 months, but look at court, each charge carries time with it,

How many charges do you have against you?

Now once in "prison" are you going to all of a sudden start behaving? No and prisoners who do crimes in Prison have time added to their sentence, so once you are in hell do you really think you will ever get out?

And when you know of all the things you did, and how you are and that you will make more mistakes if let out.

It is your sinful nature that prevents you from doing what is right. That has to go away and you can not fix yourself.

Last Edited by Preacher Bob on 10/10/2009 11:29 AM
John 4


He warns us to test all teachings before accepting them

1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
2 Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:
3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.
5 They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them.
1 John 4:1-5 (KJV)
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Because no good parents conjure up torture forever for their children? would YOU? oh wait....
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i actuallly regret speaking harshly at you Bob, not that I resile, at all, from the premise of my claims, nor did I misread your question.

The reason for my regret is I let a closed minded fuckwit like you rile me to anger.


Thats attitude


You Preachers preach soul control, not freedom, and, to be frank, you make me sick.

So, I apologize for allowing your pathetic fear mongering and obtuse questioning make me angry...ok?
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THIS MESSAAGE IS FOR BOB

if religous people spent half as much time tending to their own sins and faults, as they do trying to tend to others sins and faults, then perhaps they would be a fairly good act to follow

you can start NOW...god wants you to clean up your own act first...YOU SINNER
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THIS MESSAAGE IS FOR BOB

if religous people spent half as much time tending to their own sins and faults, as they do trying to tend to others sins and faults, then perhaps they would be a fairly good act to follow

you can start NOW...god wants you to clean up your own act first...YOU SINNER
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i actuallly regret speaking harshly at you Bob, not that I resile, at all, from the premise of my claims, nor did I misread your question.

The reason for my regret is I let a closed minded fuckwit like you rile me to anger.


Thats attitude


You Preachers preach soul control, not freedom, and, to be frank, you make me sick.

So, I apologize for allowing your pathetic fear mongering and obtuse questioning make me angry...ok?
 Quoting: Flaming Sword



Is that you Kerry?

Do you apologize for us being to stupid to get your joke?
John 4


He warns us to test all teachings before accepting them

1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
2 Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:
3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.
5 They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them.
1 John 4:1-5 (KJV)
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Because no good parents conjure up torture forever for their children? would YOU? oh wait....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 700665


And so this is why you think YOU DON'T DESERVE HELL.

You need to read the question.

You answered the question

There is no Hell because.


Since you fail to understand this simple question I ask how can you trust your judgment when it comes to the answer of where are you going to spend eternity?
John 4


He warns us to test all teachings before accepting them

1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
2 Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:
3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.
5 They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them.
1 John 4:1-5 (KJV)
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i actuallly regret speaking harshly at you Bob, not that I resile, at all, from the premise of my claims, nor did I misread your question.

The reason for my regret is I let a closed minded fuckwit like you rile me to anger.


Thats attitude


You Preachers preach soul control, not freedom, and, to be frank, you make me sick.

So, I apologize for allowing your pathetic fear mongering and obtuse questioning make me angry...ok?



Is that you Kerry?

Do you apologize for us being to stupid to get your joke?
 Quoting: Preacher Bob

nah Dude, I aint one of yer unruly flock, I aint escaping from some zoifantasic new jerusalem cult...


No Bob, i am Me


But I have seen the folly of your way



Fear and derision


I am actually saddened that Christ is represented by Bigots, such as yourself.

You are boring Bob



Try edification





Edify the flock


dont condemn the seeker


so
What else ya Got?
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Re: Why do YOU think YOU DON'T deserve HELL?
So many replies

And no one answers the question.

Can anyone read?

Or does everyone already know they DESERVE HELL?
John 4


He warns us to test all teachings before accepting them

1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
2 Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:
3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.
5 They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them.
1 John 4:1-5 (KJV)
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So many replies

And no one answers the question.

Can anyone read?

Or does everyone already know they DESERVE HELL?
 Quoting: Preacher Bob


No, Bob, your question is stupid.
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PREACHER BOBS INSANE POSTION :

why do we think we dont DESERVE HELL ?

well maybe because your religion and your god tells us they are all forgiving.all loving and all moral ?

BUSTED AGAIN..
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The question is completely subjective yet Old BOB reckons we are to answer objectively.

Can you spot the difference, Bob, you Theological Dwarf you?
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IMAGINE THAT,,,

A GOD THAT IS ALL LOVING, ALL MORAL AND ALL CARING..

AND YET HE BRINGS EVERY HUMAN INTO THE WORLD WITH A PRE-REQUISTIE THAT THEY WILL ROT IN HELL AND FIRE AND PAIN, UNLESS THEY WORSHIP ADEQUATELY .

lolololol


AND THEY TELL US THAT GOD GIVES US ALL FREE WILL AND A CHOICE..

THAT DOESNT SOUND LIEK MUCH OF A CHOICE TO ME..

IT SOUNDS LIKE A UTLIMATUM BASED ON FEAR AND THREATS..

what a great god he is..LOL..
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So many replies

And no one answers the question.

Can anyone read?

Or does everyone already know they DESERVE HELL?
 Quoting: Preacher Bob


>>I answered your question. Now, answer mine.

Where did Jesus say anything about anyone going to Hell? Be specific.
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IMAGINE THAT,,,

A GOD THAT IS ALL LOVING, ALL MORAL AND ALL CARING..

AND YET HE BRINGS EVERY HUMAN INTO THE WORLD WITH A PRE-REQUISTIE THAT THEY WILL ROT IN HELL AND FIRE AND PAIN, UNLESS THEY WORSHIP ADEQUATELY .

lolololol


AND THEY TELL US THAT GOD GIVES US ALL FREE WILL AND A CHOICE..

THAT DOESNT SOUND LIEK MUCH OF A CHOICE TO ME..

IT SOUNDS LIKE A UTLIMATUM BASED ON FEAR AND THREATS..

what a great god he is..LOL..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 790774


That's why Hell is a much better options. Drugs are legal, all the rock stars, actors, sports stars and other cool people are there, every Friday is Casual Dress Code and free Pizza for lunch (limit 2 slices but it's better than nothing,) and Satan doesn't require all this small dick compensation, you don't have to grovel to him and tell him how great he is and how good it is to sit at his feet. Heaven is for sheep, Hell is for Wolves.
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well I love God not ashamed to say it, but looking at the pedphile abuse and other sordid activities of some 'churches', I have no time for them.

Lukewarm, downright evil some of em...


fear is not the answer


fear will lead straight to 'hell'

So in answer to the question...

I dont deserve hell as I dont fear it


satisfied Preacher?
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This is a case of clones in a barrel. We really shouldn't pick on them. Oh, wait, a clone started this thread. Oh well.


Pretty funny stuff since heaven and hell are religious constructs that don't exist. And of course neither does satan or the guy in the sky version of creator.



Bobby boy is in hell. His own.


And he wants visitors.
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every preacher I have known, has a power addiction...

they like the power of telling others how they should worship, live, think, etc,etc...

god would be so proud of em..LOL..
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The question is completely subjective yet Old BOB reckons we are to answer objectively.

Can you spot the difference, Bob, you Theological Dwarf you?
 Quoting: Flaming Sword



There lies your perception, I don't care how you answer, subjectively, objectively, as long as it is your answer.

Yet you continue to show your fruit.



Isa 5:20 Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!
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John 4


He warns us to test all teachings before accepting them

1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
2 Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:
3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.
5 They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them.
1 John 4:1-5 (KJV)
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Correct me if I am wrong... but the fictional figure Jesus never said anyone would go to hell.

But to answer your question, OP... Nobody deserves to go to someone else's figment of imagination.


>>Quote for me exactly WHERE the fictional character Jesus EVER told people they were going to go to hell for not bowing down to his fictional father-god.

SPECIFIC QUOTE Please.


>>I answered your question. Now, answer mine.

Where did Jesus say anything about anyone going to Hell? Be specific.
 Quoting: Sinanju2



Your reason you don't deserve hell again is why?

You think you don't deserve to goto someones figment of imagination.

But that fails to answer why YOU personally don't deserve to go.

You demand an answer to your question, yet you would not understand it if I gave it to you, when you fail to understand the first question, how do you think you would understand the answer?
John 4


He warns us to test all teachings before accepting them

1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
2 Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:
3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.
5 They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them.
1 John 4:1-5 (KJV)
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Your reason you don't deserve hell again is why?

You think you don't deserve to goto someones figment of imagination.

But that fails to answer why YOU personally don't deserve to go.

You demand an answer to your question, yet you would not understand it if I gave it to you, when you fail to understand the first question, how do you think you would understand the answer?
 Quoting: Preacher Bob


He said he deserves it for the same reason as everyone else - because he doesn't think ANYONE (including himself) deserves to go to the figment of someone's imagination.

What's that? You say you don't like it when he puts all those people into one barrel and answers the question that way? Then why does God/Jesus/Bible say all people are born with sin? Same exact thing, putting all the people into the same barrel.

You're the one who fails to understand that nobody buys you bullshit.
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I personally was not there when god or jesus spoke..

THEREFORE...

i am forced to take the words of other agenda ridden fallable humans as being 100% accurate...

i cannot accpet that...humans have always been decievers and fallable ever since their creation,,,,your garden of eden proves that..
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Bob, you're getting "killed" in here. You're just too stupid to know it.

Now, go to hell like a good little boy, willya? Your "God" is waiting for ya there!
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"But that fails to answer why YOU personally don't deserve to go."

>>Nobody deserves to go to a fictional Hell anymore than they deserve to go to Never Never Land. Basically, they are the same thing.

"You demand an answer to your question, yet you would not understand it if I gave it to you, when you fail to understand the first question, how do you think you would understand the answer?"

>>Oh, I would understand it perfectly.. just like I understand perfectly that YOU are DODGING my question because the answer is that Jesus NEVER said anything about ANYONE else going to Hell.

Prove me wrong. Use as many fictional quotes as you like.

Last Edited by Sinanju2 on 10/10/2009 12:24 PM
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I personally was not there when god or jesus spoke..

THEREFORE...

i am forced to take the words of other agenda ridden fallable humans as being 100% accurate...

i cannot accpet that...humans have always been decievers and fallable ever since their creation,,,,your garden of eden proves that..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 790774



So you can not accept that we are wicked, and sin.

So you are perfect then?

You are saying that You don't deserve hell because you are perfect.

Is that what you are saying?
John 4


He warns us to test all teachings before accepting them

1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
2 Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:
3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.
5 They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them.
1 John 4:1-5 (KJV)
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"But that fails to answer why YOU personally don't deserve to go."

>>Nobody deserves to go to a fictional Hell anymore than they deserve to go to Never Never Land. Basically, they are the same thing.

"You demand an answer to your question, yet you would not understand it if I gave it to you, when you fail to understand the first question, how do you think you would understand the answer?"

>>Oh, I would understand it perfectly.. just like I understand perfectly that YOU are DODGING my question because the answer is that Jesus NEVER said anything about ANYONE else going to Hell.

Prove me wrong. Use as many fictional quotes as you like.
 Quoting: Sinanju2



Since you think it is fiction, why do you care?
John 4


He warns us to test all teachings before accepting them

1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
2 Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:
3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.
5 They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them.
1 John 4:1-5 (KJV)
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"Since you think it is fiction, why do you care?"

>>Since you believe so strongly... why are you afraid to answer?
I don't do book reports, I don't sort the wheat from the chaff but I will discuss the topic of your ignorance if I'm asked. -MC Frontalot

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