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Why do YOU think YOU DON'T deserve HELL?

 
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Re: Why do YOU think YOU DON'T deserve HELL?
how much worship and idolization does this god require, to give us a free pass to heaven ?

do I need to pray and worship to him once a day...3 times a day...before every meal...every hour...every minute ?

any specifics on this ?

oh, and if I only pray and worship him 1 hour a day, does that mean that someone who worships him 4 hours a day..gets a better set of angel wings in heaven then I would ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 790774



oh...and is there different levels to this heaven...

like entry level { for those who barely prayed enough to get there }

and advanced levles [ for those who spent their whole fucking life studying and remembering a religous text written by humans with agendas.}
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Re: Why do YOU think YOU DON'T deserve HELL?
If you jump out of a speeding car, you open the hatch on a submarine, or a hatch in a space ship, and then complain when you get hurt.



Yeah because of gravity!!! Last time I checked gravity was a proven theory!!!



Very good, a theory that is proven is called a LAW.

But your observation is missing something.

We can choose to ignore that LAW and BELIEVE that there is no gravity.

Recognizing truth, does not change what you see, it only means you see what is really there rather than what you want to see.


No mater what we want to call it, theory, law, fiction, does not change what it is only our perception of it.

God has been with us he has with drawn, the bottom line is no matter what the situation, if you had known something more or less, in the end you would still come to the conclusion that you make.

That is the point, People want to blame others for THEIR problems, you see this every day. Yet people can see it when they blame people but not when they blame God?

I don't understand.
 Quoting: Preacher Bob



your last sentence is the best thing youve said so far

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

thats right..you dont..you act like you do...but you dont..

and thats the disease most chrsiturds have.


ARE WE TO BLAME HUMANS FOR NATURAL CATASTOPRHES LIKE THE INDAIN OCEAN EARTHQUEKA AND TSUNAMI THAT KILLED 100S OF THOSUANDS OF PEOPLE IN THE MOST PAINFUL AND BRUTAL WAY ?

no..humans did not cause that...YOUR GOD DID..

maybe he wasnt feeling all loving, all moral and all caring on that particualr day of the week ? >
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10/10/2009 10:51 AM
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Re: Why do YOU think YOU DON'T deserve HELL?
Why do YOU think YOU DON'T deserve HELL?

Well, I am yet another Zionist shill working at GLP long hours, spilling hatred, wishes for war, and convincing others that killing is the best approach to solve problems.








NOT!
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10/10/2009 10:53 AM
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Re: Why do YOU think YOU DON'T deserve HELL?
Correct me if I am wrong... but the fictional figure Jesus never said anyone would go to hell.

But to answer your question, OP... Nobody deserves to go to someone else's figment of imagination.


Wrong.

Jesus actually went to visit hell during time on earth

and I'd not be claiming Jesus is fictional, though I doubt that is his name nor the full story
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>>Quote for me exactly WHERE the fictional character Jesus EVER told people they were going to go to hell for not bowing down to his fictional father-god.

SPECIFIC QUOTE Please.
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cmon guys, at least get quantum in this

every time ya hating on yer wife, yer kids, the prick at work, or the slob next door, or this faith or that minority....you are actuating th enegative...


oh yeah


feel the chill...

ya know damn well im right


try it



AGAPE LOVE


FUCK i CANNOT STAND theological nancy pants self aggrandizing

Where are Ye Bobeth?
Flaming Sword

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10/10/2009 10:57 AM
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Anyway Brother Bobeth

I ken the answer to your question Is Grace...

do you have anything further to offer?

Or just more fire and brimstone fear based shit?
Preacher Bob  (OP)

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Bob I am a Greater Devil of Hell serving under the mighty King Satan!

I shall deliberately go to Hell and when I get there I shall be given command over 50 legions of demons which I will send out upon the world to extinguish Christians like you!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 778993



That is about the funniest thing ever, A criminal who says he is going to go to prison for life to become a prison guard and be put in charge of other prisoners and then come and get me and others like me.

I you heard someone say this you would want to lock up the loon, yet you see no problem with your statement.

I wonder do the other lost people like this statement?
John 4


He warns us to test all teachings before accepting them

1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
2 Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:
3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.
5 They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them.
1 John 4:1-5 (KJV)
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Bobeth seems to be taking it up the bummeth. Hope he is maneth enough foreth.
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Re: Why do YOU think YOU DON'T deserve HELL?
no hell for not bowing down and worshipping.

but... for example

Matthew 12:36,37
every careless word that men shall speak, they shall render account for it in the day of judgement. For by your words you shall be justified, and by your words you shall be condemned.
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Anyway Brother Bobeth

I ken the answer to your question Is Grace...

do you have anything further to offer?

Or just more fire and brimstone fear based shit?
 Quoting: Flaming Sword


While you may have an answer, does that help anyone else, The question is Why do you think you don't deserve hell.

You answered the Wrong question.

You answered Why I am not Going to Hell.

So since you have a problem with English, you should check your attitude before you have to have that sword used on YOU.
John 4


He warns us to test all teachings before accepting them

1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
2 Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:
3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.
5 They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them.
1 John 4:1-5 (KJV)
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Re: Why do YOU think YOU DON'T deserve HELL?
Since SO many of you think you are so good, I want to know why YOU think YOU should not be sent to hell.


What makes you think YOU are a GOOD person.


What argument do you think you can tell God that will force him to let you into heaven.


And if you don't want to got to heaven, Then why are you complaining about the alternative?


If you jump out of a speeding car, you open the hatch on a submarine, or a hatch in a space ship, and then complain when you get hurt.
 Quoting: Preacher Bob

"Actions don't matter, lest ye should boast." That's in your Bible. So what makes you think your god would send anyone to hell for anything? ?
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So since you have a problem with English, you should check your attitude before you have to have that sword used on YOU.
 Quoting: Preacher Bob


That's the spirit, Bob! Get aggressive!

Stab him, Bob! Stab him and you can come to Hell with me.
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Re: Why do YOU think YOU DON'T deserve HELL?
So since you have a problem with English, you should check your attitude before you have to have that sword used on YOU.


That's the spirit, Bob! Get aggressive!

Stab him, Bob! Stab him and you can come to Hell with me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 778993


LOL


the christurds almost always reveal their phoniness when they are confronted with questions that epxose their religous delusions, lies and hypocrisies.
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Re: Why do YOU think YOU DON'T deserve HELL?
I deserve nothing - already in hell.
Flaming Sword

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10/10/2009 11:07 AM
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Re: Why do YOU think YOU DON'T deserve HELL?
TRY IT BIG BOY




The reason is Grace


the need for grace is mans fallen nature


Do you have any substance to back yer threat?


Shall I call your bluff?

Indeedydo


Smite me Brother
















Lets have at this
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Re: Why do YOU think YOU DON'T deserve HELL?
no hell for not bowing down and worshipping.

but... for example

Matthew 12:36,37
every careless word that men shall speak, they shall render account for it in the day of judgement. For by your words you shall be justified, and by your words you shall be condemned.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 776485


>>Even in that pitiful attempt at an answer... there is NO MENTION of Hell.

None.
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Re: Why do YOU think YOU DON'T deserve HELL?
TRY IT BIG BOY

Shall I call your bluff?

Indeedy do

Smite me Brother

Lets have at this
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That's right! Fight to the death for my amusement, Christians! Bwahahahaha!
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I'm waiting Asshole

Ill break the rod of Aaron over your carnal spine

Infidel!
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TRY IT BIG BOY

Shall I call your bluff?

Indeedy do

Smite me Brother

Lets have at this


That's right! Fight to the death for my amusement, Christians! Bwahahahaha!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 778993

There is moreto it than that
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Re: Why do YOU think YOU DON'T deserve HELL?
There is moreto it than that
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Well, Bob is clearly a coward, so you win by default.
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Re: Why do YOU think YOU DON'T deserve HELL?
if he speaks without love then he is like the clmouring of a bell
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there is an ascendancy in place




ok Bob
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if he speaks without love then he is like the clmouring of a bell
 Quoting: Flaming Sword


lol burn
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so, go to your works Preacher, and do not muzzle the oxen whilst he treadeth YOUR grain


now where is that sword whappin you had fer me?
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I'm waiting Asshole

Ill break the rod of Aaron over your carnal spine

Infidel!
 Quoting: Flaming Sword



More attitude.

Pro 9:8 Reprove not a scorner, lest he hate thee: rebuke a wise man, and he will love thee.

Ecc 7:5 It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.

Rev 3:19 As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent.
 Quoting:

John 4


He warns us to test all teachings before accepting them

1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
2 Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:
3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.
5 They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them.
1 John 4:1-5 (KJV)
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I preach hard guts theology Bob, not your watered down sputum ya call church...


its a tough gig, but the scirbe and the pharisee were always the bane of Christ...

may pay you to seek Him on that


so where is ma whappin?
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Re: Why do YOU think YOU DON'T deserve HELL?
I deserve nothing - already in hell.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 538053



Haven't you ever heard about things could be worse, you can type can't you, you can communicate, things are not as bad as you make out, but all you focus on are those who you think have it better than yourself.

You will never be happy like that.

Maybe if you had what little you do have taken away then you would have some perspective of how you really are.

Then you might understand that you are NOT in hell.
John 4


He warns us to test all teachings before accepting them

1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
2 Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:
3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.
5 They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them.
1 John 4:1-5 (KJV)
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Re: Why do YOU think YOU DON'T deserve HELL?
I'm waiting Asshole

Ill break the rod of Aaron over your carnal spine

Infidel!



More attitude.

Pro 9:8 Reprove not a scorner, lest he hate thee: rebuke a wise man, and he will love thee.

Ecc 7:5 It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.

Rev 3:19 As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent.

 Quoting: Preacher Bob

I see no need for obseqience to you old cock


thanks for the laff

see you at the Gates

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Preacher Bob  (OP)

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I preach hard guts theology Bob, not your watered down sputum ya call church...


its a tough gig, but the scirbe and the pharisee were always the bane of Christ...

may pay you to seek Him on that


so where is ma whappin?
 Quoting: Flaming Sword



I don't have to give you a "whappin" you are doing a fine job beating yourself up.

Pro 26:5 Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit.
 Quoting:

John 4


He warns us to test all teachings before accepting them

1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
2 Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:
3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.
5 They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them.
1 John 4:1-5 (KJV)
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Re: Why do YOU think YOU DON'T deserve HELL?
if religous people spent half as much time tending to their own sins and faults, as they do trying to tend to others sins and faults, then perhaps they would be a fairly good act to follow





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