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I did time in prison... seriously... Here's a report from the inside.

 
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you spent 5 days in jail? HAHAHAH

Jail is not prison.
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everyone wants to know if you dropped the soap in the shower, that's all.
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So you were taken alive to be processed and molested by the state. Should have been a hero and gone out guns a blazing. Don’t be like John McCain and surrender.
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BF Skinner learned from training dogs, if you want them to be kind and loving, it takes positive reinforcement.

You don't beat a dog and put them in poor conditions to scare them into obedience.

Also, non-violent offenders, especially drug addicts simply don't belong there.

Rockefeller devised this police state and private prison system for profit and misery.

Broken people use drugs habitually, no healthy person gets that way, they are suffering and self-medicating, trying to find that love and comfort they deep down desperately need.

[imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)]

Until we deal with Rockefeller, there is no hope for America. I mean that from someone who got out of the criminal justice system, it was too far gone and made me sick, almost no one wanted reform, people only wanted a paycheck and more authority.

Ill-Gotten Gains, The Rockefeller War on Drugs
How the Rockefellers turned the United States and other countries into police states.

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5 days? That's jail not prison.
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thats good you only were there for 5 days, because it sounds like dino claimed you as his to protect which means a few things. you can imagine what favors you would need to do for you life to be safe. sounds like you did the right thing for you children, good man.
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In NY you spend 72 hours just waiting to get arraigned.

72 hours ...no bed.. cuffed in a bullpen with every kind of crazy.
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Having went through similar bullshit as an innocent man this past year, all I can say is, you can preach as loud as you want, but until a man goes through it he cannot understand it.

We all have to suffer it to fully believe "it can happen to me."
 Quoting: Psychedelic Mashed Potatoes

This is why you only marry someone who is truly loving and a genuinely good person.

Too many idiots marry out of lust or because society tells them they need a partner. If you marry out of true love this won’t happen. Most men and women don’t know how to really love though.
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My ninja got the big C and a cape on his chest xD Does she make you watch her with other dudes too ?!



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I've done way more than five days in some of the nastiest shitholes around. I'm perfectly fine!
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Been there innocent too!
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Been there innocent too!
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Everyone is innocent didn't you get the run down!
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I got ninety nine problems and a bitch ain't one!
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I'm a fif degree black belt in mother fucker!
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so I used a firearm (just the threat never fired) to get her to vacate my rented space.

So the moto is never ever point a firearm at someone unless you intend to use it to defend yourself and you fear for your life. In which case you better shoot them right between the eyes.

Remember even lawful carry once you pull a firearm your going to end up in court and better have a good enough reason for doing so.
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Nice larp, I can't find any information on a serial killer named "Dino."

Yes, prison is a hell hole. It is supposed to be.
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btw doing 5 days does not equal "doing time in prison"

ive been in jail and psych wards, the longest in jail was 9 weeks, psycwards 2 months tops.

i was in a max security during pretrial but eventually i made bail. you get 45 minutes total outside the cell per day, thats 3 meals and rec. the other 23 hrs and 15 minutes of the day you are on your rack.

do not go to jail.
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I've been in both too and the psych wards are way better. The food is decent, tobacco is allowed, and they're often mixed gender.
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County Jail for 17 days.. trumped up charges.. stupid bail... and housed with killers the whole time...

So... what Really pissed me off was the shitty food scam...

I think jails have a weekly calorie minimum that they must feed you... and that is where the scam is... commissary came on Friday before the noon meal... and I noticed by the second Thursday I was there... I am hungry as hell!!!
Not only do they torture you by feeding you at like 6:30am, then 10:30am or 11, then the third meal is like 4;15pm... so then it’s almost 14 hours till you get a little bit for breakfast... it makes for a long night as you can imagine...
So I got curious about why I was so hungry after dinner on Thursdays, and asked a Trustee that worked in the kitchen how it was done... he said they were strictly watched as they put food on the trays... and they used different colors(sizes) of utensils every day for filling the trays. This is how they got you hungry the day before the gang leaders that had lots of people on the outside sending them money would get these huge amounts of food every week. The short timers and hard heads like me had to sit and be hungry and watch this shit every Friday. Of course you know the Sheriff was getting a cut...

Same with Meds and health care... Staff is rampant and the medicine is super expensive...

The prison/criminal justice system is systematically keeping humans in cages... allowing them to become infected with diseases... and keeping them really hungry when it really matters...,
All to make a profit and provide jobs for sick sadist who get off on the power trip....
It is all so appalling and blatant... just like the Stolen Election..,

They really are cooking up a Civil War... But they will win if it goes hot because everyone will be so busy trying to kill the other race, or political party... instead of going after the people and corporate entities that are in control of this shit show.... talk about a fucked up mess we are in....
Mexico Grows Opium Poppies and makes Shitloads of Heroin!! And Meth!! And Fentanyl!!! Such Good Neighbors!!!
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Even have them forget you were there? I did a month before they noticed. I'm flagging down correctional officers asking when do I get my fucking day in court. They let me out that day.
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Imagine 2 years in jail. :(

My son has been in State Prison for 2 years. He gets out next month.

Everything you said OP was true, especially the part about murderers taking you under their wings. My son has always found this to be true. Many of them have turned to God. They know they will never get out, so they do good things while they're in there.

My son's closest "friend" is a man who killed a pregnant young lady, then hid her body in the woods. It took them a while to find her, and he got convicted of 2 murders. This guy makes 19 cents an hour working in jail and sends almost every penny to his church.

Covid has been extremely hard for them. They're on lock down most of the time. They don't go to a cafeteria to eat, they eat in their cells. They get an hour out of their cells to shower, make a phone call or check email messages, but only get to go outside about once a week, because the have to take turns with the other blocks.

I haven't seen him since early March and I miss him a lot. It's been almost a year. I can't wait until next month!!!
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You think I'm joking but I'm really not.
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I've spent a few nights in county jail. Lights on 24-7 (no sleep), no outside time, something that resembles a pillow and a thin blanket, shower in one corner, shit hole in another corner, no individual cells - just a big holding tank with 20 other dudes with some bunks, mold on the ceiling - it rained when someone took a shower, horrible cold/dry/bland as hell "food" that took them forever to make, no medication given - other mentally ill inmates begging for their meds that don't ever seem to come, not to mention being strip searched and examined by some young, pervert cop - Never had trouble with anyone in there, though. The cops were the aggressors as far as I could tell.
It's dehumanizing and traumatic. Some people deserve it, others don't. If you're a somewhat "normal", non-violent, well-adjusted person, do whatever you can to not go. You don't want any of it.

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Ain't nobody fucking me either. I'll carve the word bitch in their forehead.
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Ok, Let me elaborate...

The Local Jails were full so we were shipped and placed in GP. (General Population) @ Leavenworth, KS.

Court was conducted via Zoom or similar app.

Look I got out, But the time I spent there was a sampling of hell.

If I were asked to be there for 3 months, I'd hang myself.
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I took a rap for my wife... she got drunk, blacked out, and put her Taurus Curve against my temple. As I have studied Krav Maga extensively. And hold a 2nd degree Black Belt in Taekwondo.

I was able to disarm her with little fanfair.

Except her trigger finger was broken.


The next morning she called the popo. Completely making up a story based on bits and pieces of what she thought she remembered.

Her Trigger Finger was indeed broken. This meant I executed the gun removal properly.

I gave my side of the story to the popo and they said... "So we need to ALSO arrest your wife and make your children wards of the state. I said " What ever she said was the truth." I did this to protect my kids.

I eventually got out, got diversion, and am working on a expungement. Meaning it never happened.

But because of the number of inmates. I was send to a state prison while retained.

The food is beyond horrible.
The lights are NEVER turned off. Try to Sleep?
You can have either a blanket or a pillow. Not both.
15 minutes at noon to walk around, 15 minutes at 6 pm to walk around.

I did have my own cell. And they did monitor my meds every few hours. (my bp went to 120/198.

After 5 days I posted bail and was let out.

Those 5 days/ 5 years ago have made my life a living hell. It wasn't a reality TV show, but I saw the show where ppl went to ":jail" as a form of "Survivor".

So I got the mindset that I didn't belong there.

THe one person who took me under his wing and helped me was ironically a serial killer.

He went by the name Dino, and he basically told me that his life was ruined and He'd die before he saw me get hurt.

So I had that,,, I still wonder how he's doing and how he made out? I sent him letters and dry goods but never heard back.

I guess the St. Louis Jail Riot sorta brought this out in me.

Just know the system will eat you alive, regardless of how innocent you are. If you are a man and your wife says "Let me out" in the middle of the Ghetto. Let the bitch walk home. Seriously.

You have a cell phone with video capabilities. Film her getting out and film yourself driving home.

You'd rather piss off your wife than piss off the local police.
 Quoting: First Born Son


So, in short, you had to blow Dino for a couple of days to stay alive.
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You already like misery because you went straight back to the bitch. I would never take the rap for a fucking cunt.
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Zen mother fucker, try it!
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I took a rap for my wife... she got drunk, blacked out, and put her Taurus Curve against my temple. As I have studied Krav Maga extensively. And hold a 2nd degree Black Belt in Taekwondo.

I was able to disarm her with little fanfair.

Except her trigger finger was broken.


The next morning she called the popo. Completely making up a story based on bits and pieces of what she thought she remembered.

Her Trigger Finger was indeed broken. This meant I executed the gun removal properly.

I gave my side of the story to the popo and they said... "So we need to ALSO arrest your wife and make your children wards of the state. I said " What ever she said was the truth." I did this to protect my kids.

I eventually got out, got diversion, and am working on a expungement. Meaning it never happened.

But because of the number of inmates. I was send to a state prison while retained.

The food is beyond horrible.
The lights are NEVER turned off. Try to Sleep?
You can have either a blanket or a pillow. Not both.
15 minutes at noon to walk around, 15 minutes at 6 pm to walk around.

I did have my own cell. And they did monitor my meds every few hours. (my bp went to 120/198.

After 5 days I posted bail and was let out.

Those 5 days/ 5 years ago have made my life a living hell. It wasn't a reality TV show, but I saw the show where ppl went to ":jail" as a form of "Survivor".

So I got the mindset that I didn't belong there.

THe one person who took me under his wing and helped me was ironically a serial killer.

He went by the name Dino, and he basically told me that his life was ruined and He'd die before he saw me get hurt.

So I had that,,, I still wonder how he's doing and how he made out? I sent him letters and dry goods but never heard back.

I guess the St. Louis Jail Riot sorta brought this out in me.

Just know the system will eat you alive, regardless of how innocent you are. If you are a man and your wife says "Let me out" in the middle of the Ghetto. Let the bitch walk home. Seriously.

You have a cell phone with video capabilities. Film her getting out and film yourself driving home.

You'd rather piss off your wife than piss off the local police.
 Quoting: First Born Son


So, in short, you had to blow Dino for a couple of days to stay alive.
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Were Fred and Barnie jerking off in the corner watching?
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Better find a clique!
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I took a rap for my wife... she got drunk, blacked out, and put her Taurus Curve against my temple. As I have studied Krav Maga extensively. And hold a 2nd degree Black Belt in Taekwondo.

I was able to disarm her with little fanfair.

Except her trigger finger was broken.


The next morning she called the popo. Completely making up a story based on bits and pieces of what she thought she remembered.

Her Trigger Finger was indeed broken. This meant I executed the gun removal properly.

I gave my side of the story to the popo and they said... "So we need to ALSO arrest your wife and make your children wards of the state. I said " What ever she said was the truth." I did this to protect my kids.

I eventually got out, got diversion, and am working on a expungement. Meaning it never happened.

But because of the number of inmates. I was send to a state prison while retained.

The food is beyond horrible.
The lights are NEVER turned off. Try to Sleep?
You can have either a blanket or a pillow. Not both.
15 minutes at noon to walk around, 15 minutes at 6 pm to walk around.

I did have my own cell. And they did monitor my meds every few hours. (my bp went to 120/198.

After 5 days I posted bail and was let out.

Those 5 days/ 5 years ago have made my life a living hell. It wasn't a reality TV show, but I saw the show where ppl went to ":jail" as a form of "Survivor".

So I got the mindset that I didn't belong there.

THe one person who took me under his wing and helped me was ironically a serial killer.

He went by the name Dino, and he basically told me that his life was ruined and He'd die before he saw me get hurt.

So I had that,,, I still wonder how he's doing and how he made out? I sent him letters and dry goods but never heard back.

I guess the St. Louis Jail Riot sorta brought this out in me.

Just know the system will eat you alive, regardless of how innocent you are. If you are a man and your wife says "Let me out" in the middle of the Ghetto. Let the bitch walk home. Seriously.

You have a cell phone with video capabilities. Film her getting out and film yourself driving home.

You'd rather piss off your wife than piss off the local police.
 Quoting: First Born Son


Idol1hf Karma will work in your favour, when you let it all go...

Time for a new outlook friend,...lotz of fish in the Sea!.bonghit
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