I did time in prison... seriously... Here's a report from the inside.

Im sorry, but you sound like a pussy. No offense.

Prisoners should be treated with firmness, respect, and separation from all other inmates. There's no excuse for violence at all within such institutions.

Food is cheap in America(so far), so having bad food is inexcusable. Prisoners should be left alone and not allowed to do any work in the institution. It's to separate people from society, not to encourage a thug subculture.

The Justice System is all about $$$$$$
Nothing else.
Been there doe that.

Jail is local, Prison is state/ federal.

I got a taste of state prison. If that were my life I'd just jump off a 3 story window with a 2 story rope....

If you knew WHAT I arrested wearing.... It would be a meme to overcome all memes.

I was wearing shorts with NO underwear.

I took a rap for my wife... she got drunk, blacked out, and put her Taurus Curve against my temple. As I have studied Krav Maga extensively. And hold a 2nd degree Black Belt in Taekwondo.

I was able to disarm her with little fanfair.

Except her trigger finger was broken.


The next morning she called the popo. Completely making up a story based on bits and pieces of what she thought she remembered.

Her Trigger Finger was indeed broken. This meant I executed the gun removal properly.

I gave my side of the story to the popo and they said... "So we need to ALSO arrest your wife and make your children wards of the state. I said " What ever she said was the truth." I did this to protect my kids.

I eventually got out, got diversion, and am working on a expungement. Meaning it never happened.

But because of the number of inmates. I was send to a state prison while retained.

The food is beyond horrible.
The lights are NEVER turned off. Try to Sleep?
You can have either a blanket or a pillow. Not both.
15 minutes at noon to walk around, 15 minutes at 6 pm to walk around.

I did have my own cell. And they did monitor my meds every few hours. (my bp went to 120/198.

After 5 days I posted bail and was let out.

Those 5 days/ 5 years ago have made my life a living hell. It wasn't a reality TV show, but I saw the show where ppl went to ":jail" as a form of "Survivor".

So I got the mindset that I didn't belong there.

THe one person who took me under his wing and helped me was ironically a serial killer.

He went by the name Dino, and he basically told me that his life was ruined and He'd die before he saw me get hurt.

So I had that,,, I still wonder how he's doing and how he made out? I sent him letters and dry goods but never heard back.

I guess the St. Louis Jail Riot sorta brought this out in me.

Just know the system will eat you alive, regardless of how innocent you are. If you are a man and your wife says "Let me out" in the middle of the Ghetto. Let the bitch walk home. Seriously.

You have a cell phone with video capabilities. Film her getting out and film yourself driving home.

You'd rather piss off your wife than piss off the local police.

Ha ! They took all my clothes for evidence and gave me 2 hospital gowns

I strolled into the bullpen with my lace less boots and 2 hospital gowns wrapped around my waist and covered in blood.

Guys were like damnnnnnn!

I did 8 months. It was "fun" but i.made a good deal of money. Helped a lot of people. And watched a lot of tv and listen to a lot of radio.

Well you entered with some cred. I entered like a "guy". Just a average guy.

So Please tell us about the time you did?

What would you like to know? It sucked.

But suicide is for pussies. Especially when you already know that is what you would do and you're only speculating!

No wonder your wife was so ballsy with you! Your taekwondo doesnt mean shit bc that is exterior skills. Its the interior skills you lack.

I took a rap for my wife... she got drunk, blacked out, and put her Taurus Curve against my temple. As I have studied Krav Maga extensively. And hold a 2nd degree Black Belt in Taekwondo.

I was able to disarm her with little fanfair.

Except her trigger finger was broken.


The next morning she called the popo. Completely making up a story based on bits and pieces of what she thought she remembered.

Her Trigger Finger was indeed broken. This meant I executed the gun removal properly.

I gave my side of the story to the popo and they said... "So we need to ALSO arrest your wife and make your children wards of the state. I said " What ever she said was the truth." I did this to protect my kids.

I eventually got out, got diversion, and am working on a expungement. Meaning it never happened.

But because of the number of inmates. I was send to a state prison while retained.

The food is beyond horrible.
The lights are NEVER turned off. Try to Sleep?
You can have either a blanket or a pillow. Not both.
15 minutes at noon to walk around, 15 minutes at 6 pm to walk around.

I did have my own cell. And they did monitor my meds every few hours. (my bp went to 120/198.

After 5 days I posted bail and was let out.

Those 5 days/ 5 years ago have made my life a living hell. It wasn't a reality TV show, but I saw the show where ppl went to ":jail" as a form of "Survivor".

So I got the mindset that I didn't belong there.

THe one person who took me under his wing and helped me was ironically a serial killer.

He went by the name Dino, and he basically told me that his life was ruined and He'd die before he saw me get hurt.

So I had that,,, I still wonder how he's doing and how he made out? I sent him letters and dry goods but never heard back.

I guess the St. Louis Jail Riot sorta brought this out in me.

Just know the system will eat you alive, regardless of how innocent you are. If you are a man and your wife says "Let me out" in the middle of the Ghetto. Let the bitch walk home. Seriously.

You have a cell phone with video capabilities. Film her getting out and film yourself driving home.

You'd rather piss off your wife than piss off the local police.

You don’t get arrested and go straight to state prison nor do you bail out of state prison.

Ok captain asshole then please explain my situation.

My point.... I got to taste what a real prison sentence tastes like. I never saw "THE YARD"; Mostly because I hadn't been charged.

They kept us from the GP.
But the food and conditions were the same.


FFS the worst GULAG's in Russia allow inmates a TV and Radio.

ANd I'm talking Siberia type shit.

Just pointing out that you do not want to be arrested anywhere near Kansas City.

My point.... I got to taste what a real prison sentence tastes like. I never saw "THE YARD"; Mostly because I hadn't been charged.

They kept us from the GP.
But the food and conditions were the same.


FFS the worst GULAG's in Russia allow inmates a TV and Radio.

ANd I'm talking Siberia type shit.

Just pointing out that you do not want to be arrested anywhere near Kansas City.

In NY you spend 72 hours just waiting to get arraigned.

72 hours ...no bed.. cuffed in a bullpen with every kind of crazy.

This is why I avoid police at all cost.

Nothing good comes from calling the police into your home.

No we are divorcing

IT'S CALLED THE GLADIATOR FARM... HERE IN TEXAS

Ok, Let me elaborate...

The Local Jails were full so we were shipped and placed in GP. (General Population) @ Leavenworth, KS.

Court was conducted via Zoom or similar app.

Look I got out, But the time I spent there was a sampling of hell.

If I were asked to be there for 3 months, I'd hang myself.

Yay, I now have a GLP enemy!

Yeah..getting upstairs and a cell is like heaven.

Time in county waiting to go upstate is gladiator school.

500 pushups or you're fucking off.

Razor tag in the yard...fuck all that.

I took a rap for my wife... she got drunk, blacked out, and put her Taurus Curve against my temple. As I have studied Krav Maga extensively. And hold a 2nd degree Black Belt in Taekwondo.

I was able to disarm her with little fanfair.

Except her trigger finger was broken.


The next morning she called the popo. Completely making up a story based on bits and pieces of what she thought she remembered.

Her Trigger Finger was indeed broken. This meant I executed the gun removal properly.

I gave my side of the story to the popo and they said... "So we need to ALSO arrest your wife and make your children wards of the state. I said " What ever she said was the truth." I did this to protect my kids.

I eventually got out, got diversion, and am working on a expungement. Meaning it never happened.

But because of the number of inmates. I was send to a state prison while retained.

The food is beyond horrible.
The lights are NEVER turned off. Try to Sleep?
You can have either a blanket or a pillow. Not both.
15 minutes at noon to walk around, 15 minutes at 6 pm to walk around.

I did have my own cell. And they did monitor my meds every few hours. (my bp went to 120/198.

After 5 days I posted bail and was let out.

Those 5 days/ 5 years ago have made my life a living hell. It wasn't a reality TV show, but I saw the show where ppl went to ":jail" as a form of "Survivor".

So I got the mindset that I didn't belong there.

THe one person who took me under his wing and helped me was ironically a serial killer.

He went by the name Dino, and he basically told me that his life was ruined and He'd die before he saw me get hurt.

So I had that,,, I still wonder how he's doing and how he made out? I sent him letters and dry goods but never heard back.

I guess the St. Louis Jail Riot sorta brought this out in me.

Just know the system will eat you alive, regardless of how innocent you are. If you are a man and your wife says "Let me out" in the middle of the Ghetto. Let the bitch walk home. Seriously.

You have a cell phone with video capabilities. Film her getting out and film yourself driving home.

You'd rather piss off your wife than piss off the local police.