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IRQ_1
User ID: 69434832 United States 02/08/2021 07:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You are correct. A buddy of mine has served months and will agree with that however when you've never been behind bars then 5 days might as well be 5 decades. Jack of all trades master of none "shall not be infringed." BLUE RIBBON AWARNESS FOR MENS' HEALTH Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. --ISAAC ASIMOV I never 'Ad hominem' I don't need to. The Constitution means everything or nothing. You can't have both. |
PresidentElect BlueStateRebel
User ID: 73724632 United States 02/08/2021 07:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Never talk to the police if you can possibly avoid it. If you have to talk to them, make up the best lie you can blaming someone else - your wife in this case. The answer is, she was out with some other guy and you have no idea how this happened to her. Something like that. When you're alone, take her outside and tell her if she ever does that again, you'll kill her and no one will ever find her body. I'm a woman. It's what I recommend. |
First Born Son
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 38907753 United States 02/08/2021 07:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Man, am I glad the females aren't interested in me. They're so picky on the dating sites and no one in real life is interested either. This means I get to save my loot and don't have to worry about that dumb domestic shit calling the cops for some shit they made up. I don't have to buy furniture, just throw a mattress on the floor. Don't need to buy a house, just pay a grand something for an apartment. And my loot just keeps stacking (I've been able to save hundreds of thousands of Amero's in the bank since the females don't want none of it). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79235101 It sounds like the chic has you tied up with kids. Personally, once that bitch pointed a gun at me that would have been over with one way or another. You've got the females but you sound like you're being suckered. Since the females are interested, can't you just go get a better one that doesn't try to shoot you every now and then? THE females who get men wrongly convicted due to spite will die alone wishing they could get married and have kids and have a healthy relationship and healthy family that they would've taken care of instead of selling them out. |
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PresidentElect BlueStateRebel
User ID: 73724632 United States 02/08/2021 07:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Man, am I glad the females aren't interested in me. They're so picky on the dating sites and no one in real life is interested either. This means I get to save my loot and don't have to worry about that dumb domestic shit calling the cops for some shit they made up. I don't have to buy furniture, just throw a mattress on the floor. Don't need to buy a house, just pay a grand something for an apartment. And my loot just keeps stacking (I've been able to save hundreds of thousands of Amero's in the bank since the females don't want none of it). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79235101 It sounds like the chic has you tied up with kids. Personally, once that bitch pointed a gun at me that would have been over with one way or another. You've got the females but you sound like you're being suckered. Since the females are interested, can't you just go get a better one that doesn't try to shoot you every now and then? THE females who get men wrongly convicted due to spite will die alone wishing they could get married and have kids and have a healthy relationship and healthy family that they would've taken care of instead of selling them out. Well.....actually they won't, because they're psycho bitches who know how to lie their way through life and use other people. It's usually all the people AROUND them who end up on drugs or dead or in jail, etc. These people are natural murder victims but alas....it happens too seldom. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 46986453 United States 02/08/2021 07:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I took a rap for my wife... she got drunk, blacked out, and put her Taurus Curve against my temple. As I have studied Krav Maga extensively. And hold a 2nd degree Black Belt in Taekwondo. Quoting: First Born Son I was able to disarm her with little fanfair. Except her trigger finger was broken. The next morning she called the popo. Completely making up a story based on bits and pieces of what she thought she remembered. Her Trigger Finger was indeed broken. This meant I executed the gun removal properly. I gave my side of the story to the popo and they said... "So we need to ALSO arrest your wife and make your children wards of the state. I said " What ever she said was the truth." I did this to protect my kids. I eventually got out, got diversion, and am working on a expungement. Meaning it never happened. But because of the number of inmates. I was send to a state prison while retained. The food is beyond horrible. The lights are NEVER turned off. Try to Sleep? You can have either a blanket or a pillow. Not both. 15 minutes at noon to walk around, 15 minutes at 6 pm to walk around. I did have my own cell. And they did monitor my meds every few hours. (my bp went to 120/198. After 5 days I posted bail and was let out. Those 5 days/ 5 years ago have made my life a living hell. It wasn't a reality TV show, but I saw the show where ppl went to ":jail" as a form of "Survivor". So I got the mindset that I didn't belong there. THe one person who took me under his wing and helped me was ironically a serial killer. He went by the name Dino, and he basically told me that his life was ruined and He'd die before he saw me get hurt. So I had that,,, I still wonder how he's doing and how he made out? I sent him letters and dry goods but never heard back. I guess the St. Louis Jail Riot sorta brought this out in me. Just know the system will eat you alive, regardless of how innocent you are. If you are a man and your wife says "Let me out" in the middle of the Ghetto. Let the bitch walk home. Seriously. You have a cell phone with video capabilities. Film her getting out and film yourself driving home. You'd rather piss off your wife than piss off the local police. If you really knew krav maga she wouldnt have been able to pull the gun on you, you should have anticipated it coming. |
Fortunabeargirl
User ID: 79243720 United States 02/08/2021 07:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Never talk to the police ... Quoting: PresidentElect BlueStateRebel When you're alone, take her outside and tell her if she ever does that again, you'll kill her and no one will ever find her body. I'm a woman. It's what I recommend. I am also a woman, and I second that Last Edited by Fortunabeargirl on 02/08/2021 07:09 PM Sometimes I feel like a nut. Sometimes I don't. ***Certified Thread Killah*** |
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PresidentElect BlueStateRebel
User ID: 73724632 United States 02/08/2021 07:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Never talk to the police ... Quoting: PresidentElect BlueStateRebel When you're alone, take her outside and tell her if she ever does that again, you'll kill her and no one will ever find her body. I'm a woman. It's what I recommend. I am also a woman, and I second that Yup.....Mama Bear knows how to handle a situation ;) |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 38907753 United States 02/08/2021 07:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Man, am I glad the females aren't interested in me. They're so picky on the dating sites and no one in real life is interested either. This means I get to save my loot and don't have to worry about that dumb domestic shit calling the cops for some shit they made up. I don't have to buy furniture, just throw a mattress on the floor. Don't need to buy a house, just pay a grand something for an apartment. And my loot just keeps stacking (I've been able to save hundreds of thousands of Amero's in the bank since the females don't want none of it). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79235101 It sounds like the chic has you tied up with kids. Personally, once that bitch pointed a gun at me that would have been over with one way or another. You've got the females but you sound like you're being suckered. Since the females are interested, can't you just go get a better one that doesn't try to shoot you every now and then? THE females who get men wrongly convicted due to spite will die alone wishing they could get married and have kids and have a healthy relationship and healthy family that they would've taken care of instead of selling them out. Well.....actually they won't, because they're psycho bitches who know how to lie their way through life and use other people. It's usually all the people AROUND them who end up on drugs or dead or in jail, etc. These people are natural murder victims but alas....it happens too seldom. this is the nature of psychopathology |
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User ID: 69434832 United States 02/08/2021 07:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You are correct. A buddy of mine has served months and will agree with that however when you've never been behind bars then 5 days might as well be 5 decades. Don't ask for sympathy for pleading guilty to something you didn't do. Captain save a crazy hoe! 5 days isn't enough time to go to trial. Like I said if you've always followed the law and find yourself under it then it can seem like forever. Jack of all trades master of none "shall not be infringed." BLUE RIBBON AWARNESS FOR MENS' HEALTH Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. --ISAAC ASIMOV I never 'Ad hominem' I don't need to. The Constitution means everything or nothing. You can't have both. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78011048 02/08/2021 07:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Never talk to the police if you can possibly avoid it. If you have to talk to them, make up the best lie you can blaming someone else - your wife in this case. The answer is, she was out with some other guy and you have no idea how this happened to her. Something like that. Quoting: PresidentElect BlueStateRebel When you're alone, take her outside and tell her if she ever does that again, you'll kill her and no one will ever find her body. I'm a woman. It's what I recommend. Ha! You sound like a badass like my aunt! I’m a woman as well, and my aunt taught me how to be a badass female, stand my ground, Texas style. This is exactly the advice she would give. |
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First Born Son
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Fortunabeargirl
User ID: 79243720 United States 02/08/2021 07:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Never talk to the police ... Quoting: PresidentElect BlueStateRebel When you're alone, take her outside and tell her if she ever does that again, you'll kill her and no one will ever find her body. I'm a woman. It's what I recommend. I am also a woman, and I second that Yup.....Mama Bear knows how to handle a situation ;) Yep, Mr Taekwondo is leaving his marraige with his wife wearing the pants bc he refused to establish authority in the beginning. One good spanking, over the knee ... and she'll be purrin like a kitten. Too few men know this. And try to aquire the respect by abuse. It cant be done that way. Sometimes I feel like a nut. Sometimes I don't. ***Certified Thread Killah*** |
Fortunabeargirl
User ID: 79243720 United States 02/08/2021 07:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jail is local, Prison is state/ federal. I got a taste of state prison. If that were my life I'd just jump off a 3 story window with a 2 story rope.... Im sorry, but you sound like a pussy. I can see why she is so ballsy with you. It will be the same with the next lunatic you pick from your childhood wounds. Last Edited by Fortunabeargirl on 02/08/2021 07:36 PM Sometimes I feel like a nut. Sometimes I don't. ***Certified Thread Killah*** |
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First Born Son
(OP) User ID: 79145113 United States 02/08/2021 07:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm in a similar scenario OP and I hear you. A non family roommate refused to leave my personal bedroom so I used a firearm (just the threat never fired) to get her to vacate my rented space. The prosecution thought it was excessive and here I am now. Luckily my case will purge itself after two years but it's a case of an old woman not understanding boundaries of rent even though it was the same house. Quoting: IRQ_1 On a side note if you want to smuggle stuff in to lockup forget drugs, go for sugar and salt :) If you knew WHAT I arrested wearing.... It would be a meme to overcome all memes. I was wearing shorts with NO underwear. |