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I did time in prison... seriously... Here's a report from the inside.

 
First Born Son
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I took a rap for my wife... she got drunk, blacked out, and put her Taurus Curve against my temple. As I have studied Krav Maga extensively. And hold a 2nd degree Black Belt in Taekwondo.

I was able to disarm her with little fanfair.

Except her trigger finger was broken.


The next morning she called the popo. Completely making up a story based on bits and pieces of what she thought she remembered.

Her Trigger Finger was indeed broken. This meant I executed the gun removal properly.

I gave my side of the story to the popo and they said... "So we need to ALSO arrest your wife and make your children wards of the state. I said " What ever she said was the truth." I did this to protect my kids.

I eventually got out, got diversion, and am working on a expungement. Meaning it never happened.

But because of the number of inmates. I was send to a state prison while retained.

The food is beyond horrible.
The lights are NEVER turned off. Try to Sleep?
You can have either a blanket or a pillow. Not both.
15 minutes at noon to walk around, 15 minutes at 6 pm to walk around.

I did have my own cell. And they did monitor my meds every few hours. (my bp went to 120/198.

After 5 days I posted bail and was let out.

Those 5 days/ 5 years ago have made my life a living hell. It wasn't a reality TV show, but I saw the show where ppl went to ":jail" as a form of "Survivor".

So I got the mindset that I didn't belong there.

THe one person who took me under his wing and helped me was ironically a serial killer.

He went by the name Dino, and he basically told me that his life was ruined and He'd die before he saw me get hurt.

So I had that,,, I still wonder how he's doing and how he made out? I sent him letters and dry goods but never heard back.

I guess the St. Louis Jail Riot sorta brought this out in me.

Just know the system will eat you alive, regardless of how innocent you are. If you are a man and your wife says "Let me out" in the middle of the Ghetto. Let the bitch walk home. Seriously.

You have a cell phone with video capabilities. Film her getting out and film yourself driving home.

You'd rather piss off your wife than piss off the local police.

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I can't imagine having to wake up next to a woman who just called the police on you, for the rest of my life.

I hope she sucks a good dick because of not, your life sucks
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This is why I avoid police at all cost.

Nothing good comes from calling the police into your home.
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I took a rap for my wife... she got drunk, blacked out, and put her Taurus Curve against my temple. As I have studied Krav Maga extensively. And hold a 2nd degree Black Belt in Taekwondo.

I was able to disarm her with little fanfair.

Except her trigger finger was broken.


The next morning she called the popo. Completely making up a story based on bits and pieces of what she thought she remembered.

Her Trigger Finger was indeed broken. This meant I executed the gun removal properly.

I gave my side of the story to the popo and they said... "So we need to ALSO arrest your wife and make your children wards of the state. I said " What ever she said was the truth." I did this to protect my kids.

I eventually got out, got diversion, and am working on a expungement. Meaning it never happened.

But because of the number of inmates. I was send to a state prison while retained.

The food is beyond horrible.
The lights are NEVER turned off. Try to Sleep?
You can have either a blanket or a pillow. Not both.
15 minutes at noon to walk around, 15 minutes at 6 pm to walk around.

I did have my own cell. And they did monitor my meds every few hours. (my bp went to 120/198.

After 5 days I posted bail and was let out.

Those 5 days/ 5 years ago have made my life a living hell. It wasn't a reality TV show, but I saw the show where ppl went to ":jail" as a form of "Survivor".

So I got the mindset that I didn't belong there.

THe one person who took me under his wing and helped me was ironically a serial killer.

He went by the name Dino, and he basically told me that his life was ruined and He'd die before he saw me get hurt.

So I had that,,, I still wonder how he's doing and how he made out? I sent him letters and dry goods but never heard back.

I guess the St. Louis Jail Riot sorta brought this out in me.

Just know the system will eat you alive, regardless of how innocent you are. If you are a man and your wife says "Let me out" in the middle of the Ghetto. Let the bitch walk home. Seriously.

You have a cell phone with video capabilities. Film her getting out and film yourself driving home.

You'd rather piss off your wife than piss off the local police.
 Quoting: First Born Son


May you be blessed with a better life, better wife, and better understanding of how badly people can harm your life.

You did right.
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I'd like to say First Born Son put up the good fight and the sister's let him be. But prison ain't no fairy tale.
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Lol, you should try jail in the 3rd world. I was only being deported too. No pillow or blanket, a concrete plinth to sleep on. 5 other guys in the same cell, a pipe in the wall to drink from and a hole in the floor to shit in.
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Lights on - sleep depravation.

No blanket or pillow - cruelty.

Forced vax - Nuremburg
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I can't imagine having to wake up next to a woman who just called the police on you, for the rest of my life.

I hope she sucks a good dick because of not, your life sucks
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If a woman calls cops on you, move out immediately with whatever you can carry. It's better if you can get her to move out, but that's unlikely unless she goes to a shelter.
Call your lawyer and never, ever allow her to live with you again.

This is one of the few things that are totally unforgivable.
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Serious tale of woe brother.

You didn't REALLY do prison time.

It was more of a SAMPLER.

You DID the gist of the whole thing.

:)
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Man, am I glad the females aren't interested in me. They're so picky on the dating sites and no one in real life is interested either. This means I get to save my loot and don't have to worry about that dumb domestic shit calling the cops for some shit they made up. I don't have to buy furniture, just throw a mattress on the floor. Don't need to buy a house, just pay a grand something for an apartment. And my loot just keeps stacking (I've been able to save hundreds of thousands of Amero's in the bank since the females don't want none of it).

It sounds like the chic has you tied up with kids. Personally, once that bitch pointed a gun at me that would have been over with one way or another. You've got the females but you sound like you're being suckered. Since the females are interested, can't you just go get a better one that doesn't try to shoot you every now and then?
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from all accounts it really does sound like treatment of people in prison is beyond horrible. primarily because of inter action with blacks, as bad as food is and they don't spring for a pillow , my guess is that's kind of minor compared to interactions with blacks
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I took a rap for my wife... she got drunk, blacked out, and put her Taurus Curve against my temple. As I have studied Krav Maga extensively. And hold a 2nd degree Black Belt in Taekwondo.

I was able to disarm her with little fanfair.

Except her trigger finger was broken.


The next morning she called the popo. Completely making up a story based on bits and pieces of what she thought she remembered.

Her Trigger Finger was indeed broken. This meant I executed the gun removal properly.

I gave my side of the story to the popo and they said... "So we need to ALSO arrest your wife and make your children wards of the state. I said " What ever she said was the truth." I did this to protect my kids.

I eventually got out, got diversion, and am working on a expungement. Meaning it never happened.

But because of the number of inmates. I was send to a state prison while retained.

The food is beyond horrible.
The lights are NEVER turned off. Try to Sleep?
You can have either a blanket or a pillow. Not both.
15 minutes at noon to walk around, 15 minutes at 6 pm to walk around.

I did have my own cell. And they did monitor my meds every few hours. (my bp went to 120/198.

After 5 days I posted bail and was let out.

Those 5 days/ 5 years ago have made my life a living hell. It wasn't a reality TV show, but I saw the show where ppl went to ":jail" as a form of "Survivor".

So I got the mindset that I didn't belong there.

THe one person who took me under his wing and helped me was ironically a serial killer.

He went by the name Dino, and he basically told me that his life was ruined and He'd die before he saw me get hurt.

So I had that,,, I still wonder how he's doing and how he made out? I sent him letters and dry goods but never heard back.

I guess the St. Louis Jail Riot sorta brought this out in me.

Just know the system will eat you alive, regardless of how innocent you are. If you are a man and your wife says "Let me out" in the middle of the Ghetto. Let the bitch walk home. Seriously.

You have a cell phone with video capabilities. Film her getting out and film yourself driving home.

You'd rather piss off your wife than piss off the local police.
 Quoting: First Born Son





why didn't you use your Krav Maga to kick the asses of the pigs who were kidnapping you???

sounds like a bootlicker post. fuck the police.
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#1. all white men are in prison because of a white woman
#2. All white men are prey for blacks
#3. All white men in prison are in there for ridiculous petty shit,
#4. All black men shouldn't even be in prison , raping white guys in prison should be instant death sentence, obviously people who continue to commit horrible crimes...INSIDE the prison are not reformable, so what is the fucking point of them being there
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Those 5 days/ 5 years ago have made my life a living hell.

 Quoting: First Born Son


Why? Is it still impacting your life as in PTSD, or that those specific 5 days in particular were a living hell? Bc ypu mentioned having protection but then used the term "your life" as in the time after you got out. Im confused, but interested.

I spent a little less than 2 weeks in a maximum security prison while waiting to be extradited back to my home state. It sucked. Esp the lights on 24/7.

I have mixed feelings about the prison system.

How did those "protected 5 days" ruin your life?

Last Edited by Fortunabeargirl on 02/08/2021 06:16 PM
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from all accounts it really does sound like treatment of people in prison is beyond horrible. primarily because of inter action with blacks, as bad as food is and they don't spring for a pillow , my guess is that's kind of minor compared to interactions with blacks
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Prisoners should be treated with firmness, respect, and separation from all other inmates. There's no excuse for violence at all within such institutions.

Food is cheap in America(so far), so having bad food is inexcusable. Prisoners should be left alone and not allowed to do any work in the institution. It's to separate people from society, not to encourage a thug subculture.
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Those 5 days/ 5 years ago have made my life a living hell.

 Quoting: First Born Son


Why? Is it still impacting your life as in PTSD, or that those specific 5 days in particular were a living hell? Bc ypu mentioned having protection but then used the term "your life" as in the time after you got out. Im confused, but interested.

I spent a little less than 2 weeks in a maximum security prison while waiting to be extradited back to my home state. It sucked. Esp the lights on 24/7.

I have mixed feelings about the prison system.
 Quoting: Fortunabeargirl


Lights on 24/7 is cruel and unacceptable punishment.

Lights can be set to low red to avoid damaging diurnal rhythms. Treating people badly in prison will result in their treating citizens badly when they get out.
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Not quite like it never happened bro, any domestic violence charge in USA will prohibit you from ever buying or owning a gun again.
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Stopped reading after the black belt in krav maga and taewaondo bs. whatever
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you spent 5 days in jail? HAHAHAH

Jail is not prison.
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Those 5 days/ 5 years ago have made my life a living hell.

 Quoting: First Born Son


Why? Is it still impacting your life as in PTSD, or that those specific 5 days in particular were a living hell? Bc ypu mentioned having protection but then used the term "your life" as in the time after you got out. Im confused, but interested.

I spent a little less than 2 weeks in a maximum security prison while waiting to be extradited back to my home state. It sucked. Esp the lights on 24/7.

I have mixed feelings about the prison system.
 Quoting: Fortunabeargirl


Lights on 24/7 is cruel and unacceptable punishment.

Lights can be set to low red to avoid damaging diurnal rhythms. Treating people badly in prison will result in their treating citizens badly when they get out.

 Quoting: FeralOne


Yes, and even while still incarcerated! People get cranky when sleep deprived for prolonged periods of time. You would think those in charge of such things would "KNOW THIS," and want things within to be easier, more peaceful and less violent.

Fact of the matter is ... THEY DO KNOW THIS!

Last Edited by Fortunabeargirl on 02/08/2021 06:28 PM
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What? The inside of your busted arse? It will be the size of a clown's pocket
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The food is beyond horrible.
 Quoting: First Born Son


I suggest being a vegetarian for your stay. There is no good meat in jail / prison.

Gristle stroganoff, Rubberized processed ham, etc.

You will probably get a lot of beans and rice, much more palatable than D grade meats.
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btw doing 5 days does not equal "doing time in prison"

ive been in jail and psych wards, the longest in jail was 9 weeks, psycwards 2 months tops.

i was in a max security during pretrial but eventually i made bail. you get 45 minutes total outside the cell per day, thats 3 meals and rec. the other 23 hrs and 15 minutes of the day you are on your rack.

do not go to jail.
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This is why I avoid police at all cost.

Nothing good comes from calling the police into your home.
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Did 8 days and 5 days.A couple overnighters.Hey i grew in chicago.Shit happens.No convictions.Also passed 3 fed background checks so there is that.They make as miserable as possible,half the fuckers there acted like they were at a family reunion.Being part injun the latin gangs kind of watched over me.I did not know that shamrock tats were an arian nation thing but lots of white guys have em.
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I'd like to say First Born Son put up the good fight and the sister's let him be. But prison ain't no fairy tale.
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oh i forgot, thats 9 weeks in a maximum security, 2nd circuit.

PLUS the 4 weeks i spent in medical/seg before that wearing a gymnastics mat velcroed to my naked body....

seg is way worse, if they think you are crazy they will make you spend a month in there before you even get to your tier.

edit- i also saw six men die in my cell block at that particular facility. mostly fights and stabbings.

i was in the same room as the newtown killers who did the s a n d y h o o k murders during a court run one time.


my celly was this old dude, a diamond thief and burgular... he was pretty chill to me, never had a problem.

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I'm in a similar scenario OP and I hear you. A non family roommate refused to leave my personal bedroom so I used a firearm (just the threat never fired) to get her to vacate my rented space. The prosecution thought it was excessive and here I am now. Luckily my case will purge itself after two years but it's a case of an old woman not understanding boundaries of rent even though it was the same house.

On a side note if you want to smuggle stuff in to lockup forget drugs, go for sugar and salt :)
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no offense but your (hopefully ex) wife has some issues...i admit, i drink too much sometimes and may not remember everything but there are certain things drunk me knows better to do...and handling a gun is one of them...muchless putting it to someone's temple.

Thanks for sharing though, never been to prison...few nights in jail but for nothing too serious.
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5 days in jail is not prison time dude





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