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I did time in prison... seriously... Here's a report from the inside.

 
Witness99

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02/10/2021 12:01 AM
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I did two and a half days in a West Virginia County Jail about six years ago. It's really true about the food - All I ate the whole time was a piece of cornbread and a few spoon fulls of really disgusting mystery slop. But as a foodie and gourmet cook, I have pretty high standards. I took my tray back to my cell once and was still picking on it a couple hours later and my cell mate freaked out and had to call the guard to come get it, keeping the tray was a big NO NO.

Most of the girls were in there for drug offenses, my cell mate was a lesbian child molester. I accidentally wore her "prison crocs" once because they all look the same. I also borrowed the flexi pen in the cell to make some notes while on the phone, and she and her gang almost beat me up, she was really pissed that I had taken her pen without asking. I just thought it was a pen, but they really take possession of anything, even a candy bar wrapper, seriously.

The "bed" was a concrete slab that you put a super thin plastic mat, it was extremely uncomfortable and hard to sleep. The lights were on but low in the cell, the lights were fully on in the rest of the pod all night. One night at about 3am some guard came into the cell to do some kind of routine inspection, which woke me up. Couldn't get back to sleep after that, it took a long time to fall asleep earlier in the night on that concrete slab.

The shower in our pod was in view of the male guards sitting in the dark window box above. That was annoying. The guards were sadistic - I was worried to death about my two dogs and trying desperately to contact someone to take care of them but I needed the code to the email system. The guy had it on a piece of paper and kept pretending to hand it to me then yank it away before I could take it. He thought that was hilarious, meanwhile, I was in absolute distress.

They also force you to take medical tests, vaccines and medications they decide you need. When they were checking me in she's talking about different stuff I was going to get and I kept saying I was only going to be there a couple days until I made bail. She said we treat everyone the same whether you're here for a day or 30 years.

Well, those are the highlites. Avoid jail, especially now - because even if you're just in for a day, you will not have the right to refuse the vax.

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02/15/2021 02:43 AM
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yep lights are not turned off
best food prisons,from prison i went to in manitoba
3.headingley jail,healthy food
2.remand centre in winnipeg.greasy food
1.milner ridge best food prison ever
yep you only get 15-20 mins outside per day

all prisons i been too i got a pillow and a blanket.but those blankets are thins as fack

this i was in year 2016 or 2017
CitizenPerth

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02/15/2021 05:42 AM
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I just did 8 months Hakia Prison over 15 million.....

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the newbie riot controllers came in every wednesday for training during lock down.. it was a blast...


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02/15/2021 05:57 PM
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I just did time in the bathroom. It was horrible.
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03/30/2021 10:03 PM
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OP sounds like a real LOSER to be quite honest...





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