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I did time in prison... seriously... Here's a report from the inside.

 
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What would you like to know? It sucked.

But suicide is for pussies. Especially when you already know that is what you would do and you're only speculating!

No wonder your wife was so ballsy with you! Your taekwondo doesnt mean shit bc that is exterior skills. Its the interior skills you lack.
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Well that was nice

What a gal....
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But its true. I could have sugarcoated it and used a million words, but dont you men want us women to get to the point?

The point of the matter is, she saw through the taekwondo to the scared boy inside and THAT is a reflection of where their relationship stood and it didnt get that way overnight. Not that kind of MASSIVE disrespect. Women KNOW whether a man is worthy of her respect. They can see INSIDE.

He can leave this relationship, but unless he leaves with more insight, it doesnt matter who he gets with, he will get the respect he deserves. And I am not saying FEAR. i am talking about genuine RESPECT.

And a man that speaks of suicide as an answer to something that hasnt even happened, is a good indicator of how much faith anyone can out in him if shtf.

Please OP, do better so your kids at least can count on you being A STRONG MAN ON THE INSIDE.
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Maybe she was Drunk A F and I wasn't?
Can't even begin to think that's a possibility?
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You can't turn her into a princess. Next time she calls it's going to get worse. You'll have a pattern. Think shit though before you hurt yourself.
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jail is jail prison is prison.

to not know the difference is.....asinine.
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But but but he spent 5 whole days there! He got a real taste of prison 😂😂😂
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What state ? Never heard of someone sent to a state prison right off the bat...doesnt sound right
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I'm all about the logic!
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Don't be pussy whipped, whip that pussy!
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Don't be pussy whipped, whip that pussy!
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You can take the easy way out and dump the bitch.
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I took a rap for my wife... she got drunk, blacked out, and put her Taurus Curve against my temple. As I have studied Krav Maga extensively. And hold a 2nd degree Black Belt in Taekwondo.

I was able to disarm her with little fanfair.

Except her trigger finger was broken.


The next morning she called the popo. Completely making up a story based on bits and pieces of what she thought she remembered.

Her Trigger Finger was indeed broken. This meant I executed the gun removal properly.

I gave my side of the story to the popo and they said... "So we need to ALSO arrest your wife and make your children wards of the state. I said " What ever she said was the truth." I did this to protect my kids.

I eventually got out, got diversion, and am working on a expungement. Meaning it never happened.

But because of the number of inmates. I was send to a state prison while retained.

The food is beyond horrible.
The lights are NEVER turned off. Try to Sleep?
You can have either a blanket or a pillow. Not both.
15 minutes at noon to walk around, 15 minutes at 6 pm to walk around.

I did have my own cell. And they did monitor my meds every few hours. (my bp went to 120/198.

After 5 days I posted bail and was let out.

Those 5 days/ 5 years ago have made my life a living hell. It wasn't a reality TV show, but I saw the show where ppl went to ":jail" as a form of "Survivor".

So I got the mindset that I didn't belong there.

THe one person who took me under his wing and helped me was ironically a serial killer.

He went by the name Dino, and he basically told me that his life was ruined and He'd die before he saw me get hurt.

So I had that,,, I still wonder how he's doing and how he made out? I sent him letters and dry goods but never heard back.

I guess the St. Louis Jail Riot sorta brought this out in me.

Just know the system will eat you alive, regardless of how innocent you are. If you are a man and your wife says "Let me out" in the middle of the Ghetto. Let the bitch walk home. Seriously.

You have a cell phone with video capabilities. Film her getting out and film yourself driving home.

You'd rather piss off your wife than piss off the local police.
 Quoting: First Born Son


They dont send you to state prison for 5 days...1 year or longer sentence and youll go to state, even if they are over crowded...They dont give a shit they will pack you in county till you get sentenced. They also dont put you with serial killers...they put you with the severity of the crime....So i call bullshit on the story...By the time they process you in 1 day..process you out to state 2 days...drive, process you in again another day, process you back out drive back to county, process you in again..then process you out for bail...what about the court date (arraignment?) when was that?
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"Who is ""THEY""? as if you actually know anything?
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The worst prison system in the entire nation is here in alabama...hands down. The dept of justice is currently suing them. These fat cat so called conservatives that run Alabama are fucking hypocrites .
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Stopped reading after the black belt in krav maga and taewaondo bs. whatever
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The worst prison system in the entire nation is here in alabama...hands down. The dept of justice is currently suing them. These fat cat so called conservatives that run Alabama are fucking hypocrites .
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I took a rap for my wife... she got drunk, blacked out, and put her Taurus Curve against my temple. As I have studied Krav Maga extensively. And hold a 2nd degree Black Belt in Taekwondo.

I was able to disarm her with little fanfair.

Except her trigger finger was broken.


The next morning she called the popo. Completely making up a story based on bits and pieces of what she thought she remembered.

Her Trigger Finger was indeed broken. This meant I executed the gun removal properly.

I gave my side of the story to the popo and they said... "So we need to ALSO arrest your wife and make your children wards of the state. I said " What ever she said was the truth." I did this to protect my kids.

I eventually got out, got diversion, and am working on a expungement. Meaning it never happened.

But because of the number of inmates. I was send to a state prison while retained.

The food is beyond horrible.
The lights are NEVER turned off. Try to Sleep?
You can have either a blanket or a pillow. Not both.
15 minutes at noon to walk around, 15 minutes at 6 pm to walk around.

I did have my own cell. And they did monitor my meds every few hours. (my bp went to 120/198.

After 5 days I posted bail and was let out.

Those 5 days/ 5 years ago have made my life a living hell. It wasn't a reality TV show, but I saw the show where ppl went to ":jail" as a form of "Survivor".

So I got the mindset that I didn't belong there.

THe one person who took me under his wing and helped me was ironically a serial killer.

He went by the name Dino, and he basically told me that his life was ruined and He'd die before he saw me get hurt.

So I had that,,, I still wonder how he's doing and how he made out? I sent him letters and dry goods but never heard back.

I guess the St. Louis Jail Riot sorta brought this out in me.

Just know the system will eat you alive, regardless of how innocent you are. If you are a man and your wife says "Let me out" in the middle of the Ghetto. Let the bitch walk home. Seriously.

You have a cell phone with video capabilities. Film her getting out and film yourself driving home.

You'd rather piss off your wife than piss off the local police.
 Quoting: First Born Son


3 years as a Correctional Officer in a state prison. I ran the culinary for a year and some change day shift then night shift. I ate state food everyday five days a week. The food is basically the same shit you get in school with a few exceptions fresh baked bread from the minimum security camp and some of the stuff made from scratch is decent if you have good innate cooks. If your take away from prison was the food well your lucky you didn’t have to do actual time bro.
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I was nationwide fucking up!
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What would you like to know? It sucked.

But suicide is for pussies. Especially when you already know that is what you would do and you're only speculating!

No wonder your wife was so ballsy with you! Your taekwondo doesnt mean shit bc that is exterior skills. Its the interior skills you lack.
 Quoting: Fortunabeargirl



Well that was nice

What a gal....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80030060


But its true. I could have sugarcoated it and used a million words, but dont you men want us women to get to the point?

The point of the matter is, she saw through the taekwondo to the scared boy inside and THAT is a reflection of where their relationship stood and it didnt get that way overnight. Not that kind of MASSIVE disrespect. Women KNOW whether a man is worthy of her respect. They can see INSIDE.

He can leave this relationship, but unless he leaves with more insight, it doesnt matter who he gets with, he will get the respect he deserves. And I am not saying FEAR. i am talking about genuine RESPECT.

And a man that speaks of suicide as an answer to something that hasnt even happened, is a good indicator of how much faith anyone can out in him if shtf.

Please OP, do better so your kids at least can count on you being A STRONG MAN ON THE INSIDE.
 Quoting: Fortunabeargirl


Maybe she was Drunk A F and I wasn't?
Can't even begin to think that's a possibility?
 Quoting: First Born Son


Yes it could be, but I dont think it is in your case. Nothing to say about my points, Mr Blame Everyone But Yourself?

Thanks for signing your red.
I like that! I'll give you some green in return.

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Same happened with me OP but worse. I had to move two states away to make the insanity stop. Mine was clinically Cluster B Personality Disorder. You can't stop it. There is no cure. And of course closely aligned with childhood trauma. And I mean very bad trauma.
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Stopped reading after the black belt in krav maga and taewaondo bs. whatever
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Let me guess -- this is you?

BillNow
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in the last three days ive had 4 hot pockets.

it was a satisfying alternative to a real lunch.
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I took a rap for my wife... she got drunk, blacked out, and put her Taurus Curve against my temple. As I have studied Krav Maga extensively. And hold a 2nd degree Black Belt in Taekwondo.

I was able to disarm her with little fanfair.

Except her trigger finger was broken.


The next morning she called the popo. Completely making up a story based on bits and pieces of what she thought she remembered.

Her Trigger Finger was indeed broken. This meant I executed the gun removal properly.

I gave my side of the story to the popo and they said... "So we need to ALSO arrest your wife and make your children wards of the state. I said " What ever she said was the truth." I did this to protect my kids.

I eventually got out, got diversion, and am working on a expungement. Meaning it never happened.

But because of the number of inmates. I was send to a state prison while retained.

The food is beyond horrible.
The lights are NEVER turned off. Try to Sleep?
You can have either a blanket or a pillow. Not both.
15 minutes at noon to walk around, 15 minutes at 6 pm to walk around.

I did have my own cell. And they did monitor my meds every few hours. (my bp went to 120/198.

After 5 days I posted bail and was let out.

Those 5 days/ 5 years ago have made my life a living hell. It wasn't a reality TV show, but I saw the show where ppl went to ":jail" as a form of "Survivor".

So I got the mindset that I didn't belong there.

THe one person who took me under his wing and helped me was ironically a serial killer.

He went by the name Dino, and he basically told me that his life was ruined and He'd die before he saw me get hurt.

So I had that,,, I still wonder how he's doing and how he made out? I sent him letters and dry goods but never heard back.

I guess the St. Louis Jail Riot sorta brought this out in me.

Just know the system will eat you alive, regardless of how innocent you are. If you are a man and your wife says "Let me out" in the middle of the Ghetto. Let the bitch walk home. Seriously.

You have a cell phone with video capabilities. Film her getting out and film yourself driving home.

You'd rather piss off your wife than piss off the local police.
 Quoting: First Born Son


3 years as a Correctional Officer in a state prison. I ran the culinary for a year and some change day shift then night shift. I ate state food everyday five days a week. The food is basically the same shit you get in school with a few exceptions fresh baked bread from the minimum security camp and some of the stuff made from scratch is decent if you have good innate cooks. If your take away from prison was the food well your lucky you didn’t have to do actual time bro.
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I cosign that..
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I took a rap for my wife... she got drunk, blacked out, and put her Taurus Curve against my temple. As I have studied Krav Maga extensively. And hold a 2nd degree Black Belt in Taekwondo.

I was able to disarm her with little fanfair.

Except her trigger finger was broken.


The next morning she called the popo. Completely making up a story based on bits and pieces of what she thought she remembered.

Her Trigger Finger was indeed broken. This meant I executed the gun removal properly.

I gave my side of the story to the popo and they said... "So we need to ALSO arrest your wife and make your children wards of the state. I said " What ever she said was the truth." I did this to protect my kids.

I eventually got out, got diversion, and am working on a expungement. Meaning it never happened.

But because of the number of inmates. I was send to a state prison while retained.

The food is beyond horrible.
The lights are NEVER turned off. Try to Sleep?
You can have either a blanket or a pillow. Not both.
15 minutes at noon to walk around, 15 minutes at 6 pm to walk around.

I did have my own cell. And they did monitor my meds every few hours. (my bp went to 120/198.

After 5 days I posted bail and was let out.

Those 5 days/ 5 years ago have made my life a living hell. It wasn't a reality TV show, but I saw the show where ppl went to ":jail" as a form of "Survivor".

So I got the mindset that I didn't belong there.

THe one person who took me under his wing and helped me was ironically a serial killer.

He went by the name Dino, and he basically told me that his life was ruined and He'd die before he saw me get hurt.

So I had that,,, I still wonder how he's doing and how he made out? I sent him letters and dry goods but never heard back.

I guess the St. Louis Jail Riot sorta brought this out in me.

Just know the system will eat you alive, regardless of how innocent you are. If you are a man and your wife says "Let me out" in the middle of the Ghetto. Let the bitch walk home. Seriously.

You have a cell phone with video capabilities. Film her getting out and film yourself driving home.

You'd rather piss off your wife than piss off the local police.
 Quoting: First Born Son


They dont send you to state prison for 5 days...1 year or longer sentence and youll go to state, even if they are over crowded...They dont give a shit they will pack you in county till you get sentenced. They also dont put you with serial killers...they put you with the severity of the crime....So i call bullshit on the story...By the time they process you in 1 day..process you out to state 2 days...drive, process you in again another day, process you back out drive back to county, process you in again..then process you out for bail...what about the court date (arraignment?) when was that?
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I BEG TO DIFFER... MAYBE NOT SERIAL KILLERS, BUT KILLERS NONETHELESS.

I WAS LOCKED UP WITH KILLERS. MY CRIME WAS A DWI.
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Stopped reading after the black belt in krav maga and taewaondo bs. whatever
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Let me guess -- this is you?

BillNow
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in the last three days ive had 4 hot pockets.

it was a satisfying alternative to a real lunch.
 Quoting: President Elect OldCarMaga4eva


Hope the gas and bloating wasn't too awful. Hope your dog still loves you.
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This is why I avoid police at all cost.

Nothing good comes from calling the police into your home.
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THIS.

EVERYWHERE, EVERYTIME, do not CALL THE POLICE
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What state ? Never heard of someone sent to a state prison right off the bat...doesnt sound right
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i AGREE... but state prison is just up the road. If they have more than 15 intakes in GP they divert to State. In KS, State happens to be Federal as well.

Dino knew a guy like me would be chewed up and spit out. He approached me and said "I can see you have no business being here"....


((Funny thing, if Dino and I were to have to fight to the death... I'd easily win 9/10 times) )


But I followed his lead.

PPL hAve said I loook ALOT like Joe Rogan. SAME siZE, sAme weight. Same shaved head, but I can grow hair.
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Having went through similar bullshit as an innocent man this past year, all I can say is, you can preach as loud as you want, but until a man goes through it he cannot understand it.

We all have to suffer it to fully believe "it can happen to me."
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"....as an innocent man"...yeah sure! well at least you fall within the 90% of prisoners that say they are innocent. Did Kim K have Trump pardon you ?
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I took a rap for my wife... she got drunk, blacked out, and put her Taurus Curve against my temple. As I have studied Krav Maga extensively. And hold a 2nd degree Black Belt in Taekwondo.

I was able to disarm her with little fanfair.

Except her trigger finger was broken.


The next morning she called the popo. Completely making up a story based on bits and pieces of what she thought she remembered.

Her Trigger Finger was indeed broken. This meant I executed the gun removal properly.

I gave my side of the story to the popo and they said... "So we need to ALSO arrest your wife and make your children wards of the state. I said " What ever she said was the truth." I did this to protect my kids.

I eventually got out, got diversion, and am working on a expungement. Meaning it never happened.

But because of the number of inmates. I was send to a state prison while retained.

The food is beyond horrible.
The lights are NEVER turned off. Try to Sleep?
You can have either a blanket or a pillow. Not both.
15 minutes at noon to walk around, 15 minutes at 6 pm to walk around.

I did have my own cell. And they did monitor my meds every few hours. (my bp went to 120/198.

After 5 days I posted bail and was let out.

Those 5 days/ 5 years ago have made my life a living hell. It wasn't a reality TV show, but I saw the show where ppl went to ":jail" as a form of "Survivor".

So I got the mindset that I didn't belong there.

THe one person who took me under his wing and helped me was ironically a serial killer.

He went by the name Dino, and he basically told me that his life was ruined and He'd die before he saw me get hurt.

So I had that,,, I still wonder how he's doing and how he made out? I sent him letters and dry goods but never heard back.

I guess the St. Louis Jail Riot sorta brought this out in me.

Just know the system will eat you alive, regardless of how innocent you are. If you are a man and your wife says "Let me out" in the middle of the Ghetto. Let the bitch walk home. Seriously.

You have a cell phone with video capabilities. Film her getting out and film yourself driving home.

You'd rather piss off your wife than piss off the local police.
 Quoting: First Born Son


3 years as a Correctional Officer in a state prison. I ran the culinary for a year and some change day shift then night shift. I ate state food everyday five days a week. The food is basically the same shit you get in school with a few exceptions fresh baked bread from the minimum security camp and some of the stuff made from scratch is decent if you have good innate cooks. If your take away from prison was the food well your lucky you didn’t have to do actual time bro.
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Dude said he went there for 5 days because county jail was overcrowded lmao. He also was housed with a serial killer who “had his back” (ahem-side) and it was just the worst 5 days ever that ever happened to anyone ever. Then he got bailed out.

None of it is true but he apparently did some serious hard time and he’s got some war stories over it.
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What would you like to know? It sucked.

But suicide is for pussies. Especially when you already know that is what you would do and you're only speculating!

No wonder your wife was so ballsy with you! Your taekwondo doesnt mean shit bc that is exterior skills. Its the interior skills you lack.
 Quoting: Fortunabeargirl



Well that was nice

What a gal....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80030060


But its true. I could have sugarcoated it and used a million words, but dont you men want us women to get to the point?

The point of the matter is, she saw through the taekwondo to the scared boy inside and THAT is a reflection of where their relationship stood and it didnt get that way overnight. Not that kind of MASSIVE DISRESPECT! Women KNOW whether a man is worthy of her respect. They can see INSIDE.

He can leave this relationship, but unless he leaves with more insight, it doesnt matter who he gets with, he will get the respect he deserves. And I am not saying FEAR. I am talking about genuine RESPECT.

And a man that speaks of suicide as an answer to something that hasnt even happened, is a good indicator of how much faith his dependents can put in him if shtf.

Please OP, do better so your kids at least can count on you being A STRONG MAN ON THE INSIDE.
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clappa wow just wow. you are something special
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Thank you for getting what I mean, instead of getting caught up in the words. OP, is defensive. You kind of have to be here, I guess.
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This is why I avoid police at all cost.

Nothing good comes from calling the police into your home.
 Quoting: Zedakah

THIS.

EVERYWHERE, EVERYTIME, do not CALL THE POLICE
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I live on a dirt road and they stop by to chat every now and then. I don't live in a liberal shithole. I stopped fucking up too!
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Same happened with me OP but worse. I had to move two states away to make the insanity stop. Mine was clinically Cluster B Personality Disorder. You can't stop it. There is no cure. And of course closely aligned with childhood trauma. And I mean very bad trauma.
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I am so sorry.... If you can... Make an account... Message me... I have a atty who deals with the worst of the worst and he thinks cases like ours are fun. PM Me...
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No more time to give a mother fucker!
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having worked in corrections for 20 years, some as an officer, some supervising ppl out on bond, I can say that your expungement Erik likely come thru.
im sorry you went thru that. i have seen it very often. us chicks are pretty evil.
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Re: I did time in prison... seriously... Here's a report from the inside.
I took a rap for my wife... she got drunk, blacked out, and put her Taurus Curve against my temple. As I have studied Krav Maga extensively. And hold a 2nd degree Black Belt in Taekwondo.

I was able to disarm her with little fanfair.

Except her trigger finger was broken.


The next morning she called the popo. Completely making up a story based on bits and pieces of what she thought she remembered.

Her Trigger Finger was indeed broken. This meant I executed the gun removal properly.

I gave my side of the story to the popo and they said... "So we need to ALSO arrest your wife and make your children wards of the state. I said " What ever she said was the truth." I did this to protect my kids.

I eventually got out, got diversion, and am working on a expungement. Meaning it never happened.

But because of the number of inmates. I was send to a state prison while retained.

The food is beyond horrible.
The lights are NEVER turned off. Try to Sleep?
You can have either a blanket or a pillow. Not both.
15 minutes at noon to walk around, 15 minutes at 6 pm to walk around.

I did have my own cell. And they did monitor my meds every few hours. (my bp went to 120/198.

After 5 days I posted bail and was let out.

Those 5 days/ 5 years ago have made my life a living hell. It wasn't a reality TV show, but I saw the show where ppl went to ":jail" as a form of "Survivor".

So I got the mindset that I didn't belong there.

THe one person who took me under his wing and helped me was ironically a serial killer.

He went by the name Dino, and he basically told me that his life was ruined and He'd die before he saw me get hurt.

So I had that,,, I still wonder how he's doing and how he made out? I sent him letters and dry goods but never heard back.

I guess the St. Louis Jail Riot sorta brought this out in me.

Just know the system will eat you alive, regardless of how innocent you are. If you are a man and your wife says "Let me out" in the middle of the Ghetto. Let the bitch walk home. Seriously.

You have a cell phone with video capabilities. Film her getting out and film yourself driving home.

You'd rather piss off your wife than piss off the local police.
 Quoting: First Born Son


They dont send you to state prison for 5 days...1 year or longer sentence and youll go to state, even if they are over crowded...They dont give a shit they will pack you in county till you get sentenced. They also dont put you with serial killers...they put you with the severity of the crime....So i call bullshit on the story...By the time they process you in 1 day..process you out to state 2 days...drive, process you in again another day, process you back out drive back to county, process you in again..then process you out for bail...what about the court date (arraignment?) when was that?
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I BEG TO DIFFER... MAYBE NOT SERIAL KILLERS, BUT KILLERS NONETHELESS.

I WAS LOCKED UP WITH KILLERS. MY CRIME WAS A DWI.
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Murders are 100% in general population only way they wouldn’t be is death row max yards with controlled movement for the really violent offenders or your in the hole for some reason.
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oh i forgot, thats 9 weeks in a maximum security, 2nd circuit.

PLUS the 4 weeks i spent in medical/seg before that wearing a gymnastics mat velcroed to my naked body....

seg is way worse, if they think you are crazy they will make you spend a month in there before you even get to your tier.

edit- i also saw six men die in my cell block at that particular facility. mostly fights and stabbings.

i was in the same room as the newtown killers who did the s a n d y h o o k murders during a court run one time.


my celly was this old dude, a diamond thief and burgular... he was pretty chill to me, never had a problem.
 Quoting: Plato II


yeahsure The bold part is

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so the rest probably is too!

whatever





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