I did time in prison... seriously... Here's a report from the inside.

SHIT! I WAS PUMP'N 1500 NEXT TO MY BUNK...

Yeah..getting upstairs and a cell is like heaven.

Time in county waiting to go upstate is gladiator school.

500 pushups or you're fucking off.

Razor tag in the yard...fuck all that.

What would you like to know? It sucked.

But suicide is for pussies. Especially when you already know that is what you would do and you're only speculating!

No wonder your wife was so ballsy with you! Your taekwondo doesnt mean shit bc that is exterior skills. Its the interior skills you lack.

Sets and reps or gtfo. lol

100 REPS 15 SETS...

Sorry buddy lol

I have to see that

2 DAYS AND A WAKE-UP!


WHAT-A-BURGERS! HERE I COME!!!

I had a nervous breakdown trying to make my bus arrangements.

I love these threads

Thanks OP

We used to talk all the time back in the day

Be safe

i was in the same room as the newtown killers who did the s a n d y h o o k murders during a court run one time.

Well that was nice

What a gal....

2 DAYS AND A WAKE-UP!


WHAT-A-BURGERS! HERE I COME!!!

I took a rap for my wife... she got drunk, blacked out, and put her Taurus Curve against my temple. As I have studied Krav Maga extensively. And hold a 2nd degree Black Belt in Taekwondo.

I was able to disarm her with little fanfair.

Except her trigger finger was broken.


The next morning she called the popo. Completely making up a story based on bits and pieces of what she thought she remembered.

Her Trigger Finger was indeed broken. This meant I executed the gun removal properly.

I gave my side of the story to the popo and they said... "So we need to ALSO arrest your wife and make your children wards of the state. I said " What ever she said was the truth." I did this to protect my kids.

I eventually got out, got diversion, and am working on a expungement. Meaning it never happened.

But because of the number of inmates. I was send to a state prison while retained.

The food is beyond horrible.
The lights are NEVER turned off. Try to Sleep?
You can have either a blanket or a pillow. Not both.
15 minutes at noon to walk around, 15 minutes at 6 pm to walk around.

I did have my own cell. And they did monitor my meds every few hours. (my bp went to 120/198.

After 5 days I posted bail and was let out.

Those 5 days/ 5 years ago have made my life a living hell. It wasn't a reality TV show, but I saw the show where ppl went to ":jail" as a form of "Survivor".

So I got the mindset that I didn't belong there.

THe one person who took me under his wing and helped me was ironically a serial killer.

He went by the name Dino, and he basically told me that his life was ruined and He'd die before he saw me get hurt.

So I had that,,, I still wonder how he's doing and how he made out? I sent him letters and dry goods but never heard back.

I guess the St. Louis Jail Riot sorta brought this out in me.

Just know the system will eat you alive, regardless of how innocent you are. If you are a man and your wife says "Let me out" in the middle of the Ghetto. Let the bitch walk home. Seriously.

You have a cell phone with video capabilities. Film her getting out and film yourself driving home.

You'd rather piss off your wife than piss off the local police.

HOW? HUNTSVILLE, TX?

No problem my friend.

I wasn't looking for sympathy or even empathy.


JOCO Jail got filled too fast so they shipped alot of us out to Leavenworth.

After 5 days I had a guy who killed his Mother father, Wife, and 2 kids "watching my back".

If the food were better, and I had a pillow/ blanket...
I'd be fairly happy with being incarcerated.

Serial Killer dude said he'd die for me so he knew he died for a good person. That has bothered me for a couple of years.

100 REPS 15 SETS...

But its true. I could have sugarcoated it and used a million words, but dont you men want us women to get to the point?

The point of the matter is, she saw through the taekwondo to the scared boy inside and THAT is a reflection of where their relationship stood and it didnt get that way overnight. Not that kind of MASSIVE disrespect. Women KNOW whether a man is worthy of her respect. They can see INSIDE.

He can leave this relationship, but unless he leaves with more insight, it doesnt matter who he gets with, he will get the respect he deserves. And I am not saying FEAR. i am talking about genuine RESPECT.

And a man that speaks of suicide as an answer to something that hasnt even happened, is a good indicator of how much faith anyone can out in him if shtf.

Please OP, do better so your kids at least can count on you being A STRONG MAN ON THE INSIDE.

Ok captain asshole then please explain my situation.

No problem my friend.

I wasn't looking for sympathy or even empathy.


JOCO Jail got filled too fast so they shipped alot of us out to Leavenworth.

After 5 days I had a guy who killed his Mother father, Wife, and 2 kids "watching my back".

If the food were better, and I had a pillow/ blanket...
I'd be fairly happy with being incarcerated.

Serial Killer dude said he'd die for me so he knew he died for a good person. That has bothered me for a couple of years.

But its true. I could have sugarcoated it and used a million words, but dont you men want us women to get to the point?

The point of the matter is, she saw through the taekwondo to the scared boy inside and THAT is a reflection of where their relationship stood and it didnt get that way overnight. Not that kind of MASSIVE DISRESPECT! Women KNOW whether a man is worthy of her respect. They can see INSIDE.

He can leave this relationship, but unless he leaves with more insight, it doesnt matter who he gets with, he will get the respect he deserves. And I am not saying FEAR. I am talking about genuine RESPECT.

And a man that speaks of suicide as an answer to something that hasnt even happened, is a good indicator of how much faith his dependents can put in him if shtf.

Please OP, do better so your kids at least can count on you being A STRONG MAN ON THE INSIDE.

I effing love water burgers!