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Im begging the 20 people who keep posting "grow your own tobacco" to shut up

 
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07/05/2009 04:18 PM
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Im begging the 20 people who keep posting "grow your own tobacco" to shut up
Please, stop posting "grow your own tobacco" over and over and over in every cigarette thread and even non-smoking related threads.


Heres what your agenda is when you do this

1) i believe people have time time manufacture everything they use

2) i believe we shouldnt oppose fascism, instead we should accept and embrace it and tell people to start being mini multi factories that produces every little thing thats banned or semi-pseudo-banned

3) im a CIA disinfo agent who wants to create a cigarette black market so im going to keep posting grow your own rather than call your congressman and demand freedom

4) i dont care what climate you live in and that tobacco is a very warm and sunny plant, im still going to say grow your own and do lots of labor including curing and rolling for many months just to make one carton because im a fucking asshole
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07/05/2009 04:21 PM
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Re: Im begging the 20 people who keep posting "grow your own tobacco" to shut up
grow your own tobacco

make one room in your house a chemistry lab make your own supplements once codex alimentarus takes full effect

grow all your own food once everything turns GM

become a multi factory



shut the fuck up you fucking assholes
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07/05/2009 04:21 PM
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Re: Im begging the 20 people who keep posting "grow your own tobacco" to shut up
ok...but really, why not grow your own?

how do we know that you're not a tobacco industry shill?

peace
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Re: Im begging the 20 people who keep posting "grow your own tobacco" to shut up
ok...but really, why not grow your own?

how do we know that you're not a tobacco industry shill?

peace
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reply to a thread with questions that are already answered in the first post. classic.
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07/05/2009 04:24 PM
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Re: Im begging the 20 people who keep posting "grow your own tobacco" to shut up
ok...but really, why not grow your own?

how do we know that you're not a tobacco industry shill?

peace
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jesus H christ, the tobacco companies make 15 cents profit per pack

its the government and retailers and distributors that make all the profit, especially the government that taxes you then wastes your money on 4 times more police than normal , social workers that bang on your door, underground bases, and military that kill 1 million iraqis and have bases all over the world, and all kind of pork and darknes evil allocation
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07/05/2009 05:13 PM
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Re: Im begging the 20 people who keep posting "grow your own tobacco" to shut up
in the last 4 or 5 months of reading on this site i have never seen this add or grow tobbacco
9teen.47

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07/05/2009 05:22 PM
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Re: Im begging the 20 people who keep posting "grow your own tobacco" to shut up
in the last 4 or 5 months of reading on this site i have never seen this add or grow tobbacco
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I think the OP might be refering to this thread that's on GLP...


Thread: Starting and Growing Tobacco from Seeds. New Hope Seed Company: Bringing back old tobacco varities from days gone by. No hybrids... No GMO's
Zec 12:3 And in that day will I make Jerusalem a burdensome stone for all people: all that burden themselves with it shall be cut in pieces, though all the people of the earth be gathered together against it.
Psa 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, [and] all the nations that forget God.
Jer 6:2 I have likened the daughter of Zion to a comely and delicate [woman].
STOCK UP NOW. You should have at least 6 months worth of basics for every member of your household. Stay away from crowds when trouble starts, do not forget water storage, tobacco is worth more than gold or silver, and be kind to hungry children.
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07/05/2009 05:28 PM
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Re: Im begging the 20 people who keep posting "grow your own tobacco" to shut up
I ordered some tobacco seed last week. Wish me luck!

neener2
wanna try some homegrown?
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08/17/2009 07:33 PM
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Re: Im begging the 20 people who keep posting "grow your own tobacco" to shut up
jesus H christ, the tobacco companies make 15 cents profit per pack

its the government and retailers and distributors that make all the profit, especially the government
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Exactly, the government has taxed all the efficiencies out of the product,

$3 per pack. Federal and state cigarette tax.
$1 per pack crony capitalism =distributors licenses limited and licensed
25cents per pack =retailer taxes and compliance



It now makes sense to inefficiently grow your own in your free time for about zero dollars per pound.
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08/17/2009 07:36 PM
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I've yet to see any such posts. But now that you've brought it up, I think I will find out more about growing my own tobacco - Thanks!
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08/17/2009 07:41 PM
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I ordered some tobacco seed last week. Wish me luck!

neener2
 Quoting: Evil Twin

You can't grow tobacco this time of year! It does not have time enough to ripen. And in case you want to raise it indoors...it will never work.
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08/17/2009 07:51 PM
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They grow tobacco commercially in Canada. We once considered buying a farm in Minnesota that had a five acre USDA tobacco allotment. You can grow the stuff anywhere. It is a weed.
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08/17/2009 07:54 PM
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Re: Im begging the 20 people who keep posting "grow your own tobacco" to shut up
Please, stop posting "grow your own tobacco" over and over and over in every cigarette thread and even non-smoking related threads.


Heres what your agenda is when you do this

1) i believe people have time time manufacture everything they use

2) i believe we shouldnt oppose fascism, instead we should accept and embrace it and tell people to start being mini multi factories that produces every little thing thats banned or semi-pseudo-banned

3) im a CIA disinfo agent who wants to create a cigarette black market so im going to keep posting grow your own rather than call your congressman and demand freedom

4) i dont care what climate you live in and that tobacco is a very warm and sunny plant, im still going to say grow your own and do lots of labor including curing and rolling for many months just to make one carton because im a fucking asshole
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Re: Im begging the 20 people who keep posting "grow your own tobacco" to shut up
ok...but really, why not grow your own?

how do we know that you're not a tobacco industry shill?

peace



reply to a thread with questions that are already answered in the first post. classic.
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You're post was angry and shilly, what's wrong with a little effort? Plants are cool.
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Re: Im begging the 20 people who keep posting "grow your own tobacco" to shut up
I ordered some tobacco seed last week. Wish me luck!

neener2

You can't grow tobacco this time of year! It does not have time enough to ripen. And in case you want to raise it indoors...it will never work.
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You can grow Skunk Cabbage year round. So what that it isn't anything like tobacco...and you can't smoke it...but the point is that...."YOU CAN STILL GROW YOUR OWN"!
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08/17/2009 07:56 PM
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Re: Im begging the 20 people who keep posting "grow your own tobacco" to shut up
I ordered some tobacco seed last week. Wish me luck!

neener2
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Mine are kinda cute, I should upload the pictures :)
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Re: Im begging the 20 people who keep posting "grow your own tobacco" to shut up
They grow tobacco commercially in Canada. We once considered buying a farm in Minnesota that had a five acre USDA tobacco allotment. You can grow the stuff anywhere. It is a weed.
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Not THAT kind of tobacky dood.....
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08/17/2009 08:01 PM
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Re: Im begging the 20 people who keep posting "grow your own tobacco" to shut up
Mine are kinda cute, I should upload the pictures :)
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mine are hanging on the clothes line, for the initial dry.

how do upload photos?
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08/18/2009 07:34 PM
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Re: Im begging the 20 people who keep posting "grow your own tobacco" to shut up
They grow tobacco commercially in Canada. We once considered buying a farm in Minnesota that had a five acre USDA tobacco allotment. You can grow the stuff anywhere. It is a weed.
 Quoting: htp,nli 686272



Tobacco "bases" have not been in acres since the early 70's so you must be talking about a really long time ago. In the 70's all USDA allotments were assigned in pounds. Then in '04 all the bases were bought out. Now it's all grown by contract and you can raise as much as you want. I don't know if tobacco can be grown in Canada but tobacco is a semi tropical plant that likes a lot of hot weather and a long growing season.
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08/18/2009 09:28 PM
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Re: Im begging the 20 people who keep posting "grow your own tobacco" to shut up
It seems to grow quite well in Seattle WA , gotta irrigate though.

I must say as an aside - Fox news reported last week that cigarettes cost 30 CENTS a pack in Moscow - clucked their tongues that Putin refused to raise the price and how sick the Russians were going to get. Bullshit.

Made me sick to see what the .gov did to American smokers. 30 cents a pack and we would immediately see an unprecedented economic boom! Might even save quite a few non-smoker's jobs.

I did sample some bootleg Camels from the Ukraine and they tasted damn good - like they used to years ago here in the States. I had forgotten what quality tasted like.

Damn shame, I tell ya. We have been so robbed.
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08/18/2009 10:20 PM
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I ordered some tobacco seed last week. Wish me luck!

neener2
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Cool. I didn't know you could do that. Good luck. I may give it a try.
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08/18/2009 10:32 PM
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Re: Im begging the 20 people who keep posting "grow your own tobacco" to shut up
I ordered some tobacco seed last week. Wish me luck!

neener2
 Quoting: Evil Twin

Yeah, good luck!

I ordered my seed two months ago, and then again a month later. I have tried growing 4 different kinds, and I can't get anything to come up no matter what I do, and I have tried everything!?!?



wtf
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08/18/2009 10:34 PM
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im not sure what op is saying but he sounds like a cia fbi nsa disinfo shill
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08/18/2009 10:48 PM
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Re: Im begging the 20 people who keep posting "grow your own tobacco" to shut up
I ordered some tobacco seed last week. Wish me luck!

neener2

Yeah, good luck!

I ordered my seed two months ago, and then again a month later. I have tried growing 4 different kinds, and I can't get anything to come up no matter what I do, and I have tried everything!?!?


wtf
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Test the seed first by sprouting it in a damp cloth.

Can you get other things to grow in the same location?

Most common mistake: mistaking dirt for soil!
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08/18/2009 11:33 PM
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How do I pay the tobacco tax?

Don't want to get nailed for some legal shit nobody says anything about untill they've got you on the hook.
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08/18/2009 11:35 PM
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How do I pay the tobacco tax?

Don't want to get nailed for some legal shit nobody says anything about untill they've got you on the hook.
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You can legally grow something like a half acre for personal use with no tax liability in the US.
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08/18/2009 11:38 PM
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How do I pay the tobacco tax?

Don't want to get nailed for some legal shit nobody says anything about untill they've got you on the hook.

You can legally grow something like a half acre for personal use with no tax liability in the US.
 Quoting: Evil Twin

Cool! Now if I can figure out how to turn tobacco into snuff I'll be set
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08/18/2009 11:39 PM
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I'm going to go and purchase some tobacco seeds now and grow them just to irritate the OP!


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08/18/2009 11:53 PM
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They grow tobacco commercially in Canada. We once considered buying a farm in Minnesota that had a five acre USDA tobacco allotment. You can grow the stuff anywhere. It is a weed.
 Quoting: htp,nli 686272


The Russians grow it in a cold climate and it can also be grown in Poland, Germany and as far north as Scandinavia.
Zec 12:3 And in that day will I make Jerusalem a burdensome stone for all people: all that burden themselves with it shall be cut in pieces, though all the people of the earth be gathered together against it.
Psa 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, [and] all the nations that forget God.
Jer 6:2 I have likened the daughter of Zion to a comely and delicate [woman].
STOCK UP NOW. You should have at least 6 months worth of basics for every member of your household. Stay away from crowds when trouble starts, do not forget water storage, tobacco is worth more than gold or silver, and be kind to hungry children.
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08/18/2009 11:55 PM
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If you do not grow your own then where are you going to get pure unadulterated leaf from for poultices and other medical uses and as gifts to the Great Spirit.
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Re: Im begging the 20 people who keep posting "grow your own tobacco" to shut up
How do I pay the tobacco tax?

Don't want to get nailed for some legal shit nobody says anything about untill they've got you on the hook.

You can legally grow something like a half acre for personal use with no tax liability in the US.
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Personal use. So that means some spook will come by and offer me a hundred bux (and a year in the can) for a plant.

My neighbor bought some vitamins over the net. When he got the package narcs had ripped open the box, taped the pieces back together and left their calling card.





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