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Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!

 
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Sexual stimulation alone CAN increase a woman's pain threshold by 300% and anybody who says otherwise is likely a virgin still. EVERY partner knows that you can do things to a woman's bod when she is near orgasm that if you tried when they weren't aroused you'd get a frying pan up the side of the head and then arrested for assault!

There is some physiological evidence that the famous G-SPOT is positioned where it is to assist in child-birth. HARD stimulation of this area produces endorphines to kill pain and tissue elasticizers to reduce the possibility of tearing. It can also produce massive orgasms (G-Gasms), massively increase lubrication and spike OXYTOCIN production.

MANY women experience massive G-Gasms during child birth but they are generally too embarrassed to say anything. Often doctors will mistake these G-Gasms for seizures and begin what they believe to be appropriate "treatment." Women who are stoned on pain killers or have had an epidural will NOT experience this but women doing the natural child birth will - sometimes. It is the body's way of assisting with what was once a VERY VERY dangerous experience.

I mentioned this in my TRY THIS thread YEARS ago and got BLASTED by a few women for being an idiot. Then a few women posted confessing that they had experienced a massive but DEEEP series of orgasms that helped with the last and most difficult part of having a baby. Some time after I posted some research that was "waaay out there" and made the outlandish suggestion that " ...the famous G-SPOT is positioned where it is to assist in child-birth. HARD stimulation of this area produces endorphines to kill pain and tissue elasticizers to reduce the possibility of tearing. It can also produce massive orgasms (G-Gasms), massively increase lubrication and spike OXYTOCIN production.""

No idea where those pages are located but have a read - whether you're preggers or not.

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What about men?

There have been a few times in my life where I was feeling extremely ill, jerked off, and instantly felt better.

It's that endorphin/dopamine rush.
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As a man i whole heartedly endorse this for all women : )
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That's disgusting.
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You are gay.
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""That's downright filthy. Your not suppose to have pleasures while dropping the package. Good God!""

THAT is precisely WHY most women who experience this have not / will not say anything about an orgasm during the "AGONY" of birth.

So the body is saying "Here, lemmie help you with this." It is clearly WIRED to do exactly that .... and you consider that "FILTHY"?

DURING sex endorphines are produced. Immediately after good sex/massive orgasms the brain produces OXYTOCIN - the LOVE hormone. It gives you a feeling of peace, contentment and an emotional closeness to whoever you were with to produce those feelings in the first place. The body's reaction when you're alone is likely the same.

The GREAT thing with OXYTOCIN production and G-GASMS is that the more G-Gasms a woman has the more she wants. Within only a few hours she's horny again and neeeeds you to give her more. WIN. WIN. WIN!!!
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Obviously she craves attention, and is probably the narcissistic type that takes selfies all the time as if she is the image of perfection and beauty.
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And you are a judgmental piece of crap.
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Will this thread go away. It would be impossible to masturbate during labor. It's not even a possibility. It sure wouldn't take your pain away either.

Listen, I took the drugs. I would be incoherent until a contraction hit and then bam...I was lucid even on the drugs. They did nothing. That pain is so severe you will be instantly and horrifically sober. There is no way on God's green earth that this is even a possibility.

I don't think I've ever read anything so stupid.
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I dont see what is wrong with it. Obviously not in the hospital with lots of people around, but in the comfort of your own home with your partner there.....

Its what you do to make the baby. What better pain relief? I can understand why it would help pain, aside from the physiological reasons....doing it during menstruation relieves pain...

It doesnt have to be a purely 'sexual' thing!
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umm hate to break it to you but masturbating doesn't take pain away, it would only then be pain + pleasure... quit deluding yourself to justify this depravity.... how bout be a woman about it and suck it up like has been done since the dawn of time

sin sin sin
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Ah ok. You are a person that lives in shame, guilt, lies, hypocrisy and secrets. Yup you are really a moral person. But you're actually a piece of shit.
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Skanky is as skanky does!!
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Another judgmental piece of shit. You sicken me.
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That's downright filthy. Your not suppose to have pleasures while dropping the package. Good God!
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If God did not want us to have "pleasires" why would he allow us to have orgasms in the first place?
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My gosh. Yes GOD WANTS US TO HAVE PLEASURES, BUT THERE ARE LIMITS to things. If a women is having natural childbirth there is no way it could work. Did this lady have an epidural or something first?

And go the person who thinks this is how ancestors did it......try having a baby without medication. Trust me, the last think you could want is sexual thought or activity.

And one more thing. If the baby picks up whatever is going on with mom, are they over stimulating the baby or creating a pervert.....just asking
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I dont see what is wrong with it. Obviously not in the hospital with lots of people around, but in the comfort of your own home with your partner there.....

Its what you do to make the baby. What better pain relief? I can understand why it would help pain, aside from the physiological reasons....doing it during menstruation relieves pain...

It doesnt have to be a purely 'sexual' thing!
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i would think with the pain thats going on down in that region for a lady, the last thing she'd be thinking about is rubbing one out. no pun intended....lol

that'd be like when i have a really bad case of diarrhea i would like to jerk off to help it out.....?

right?
no ?
 Quoting: Mr Anti- PC


I genuinely considered it during labour for pain relief :)

I dont think your penis is as connected to your arse as the clitoris is to the uterus and vaginal passage
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You think that GLP is full of reasoned, intelligent people that consider everything with due dilligence, then you post a thread like this, and find out what a bunch of pre-programmed slave sheep are really here. Good on you, OP. If a little massage helps the pain of childbirth, I commend you for your intelligent approach to relieving it.
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I love watching chicks masturbate

I think id pass up watching during pregnancy though ,. I think that would give me nightmares
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Will this thread go away. It would be impossible to masturbate during labor. It's not even a possibility. It sure wouldn't take your pain away either.

Listen, I took the drugs. I would be incoherent until a contraction hit and then bam...I was lucid even on the drugs. They did nothing. That pain is so severe you will be instantly and horrifically sober. There is no way on God's green earth that this is even a possibility.

I don't think I've ever read anything so stupid.
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are you masturbating right now with tears running down your face as you type this ?
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lmaolmao
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Why is that funny to you?
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Will this thread go away. It would be impossible to masturbate during labor. It's not even a possibility. It sure wouldn't take your pain away either.

Listen, I took the drugs. I would be incoherent until a contraction hit and then bam...I was lucid even on the drugs. They did nothing. That pain is so severe you will be instantly and horrifically sober. There is no way on God's green earth that this is even a possibility.

I don't think I've ever read anything so stupid.
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are you masturbating right now with tears running down your face as you type this ?
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Sex is Dirty and Bunny is against all sex.
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Wow... bumpbumpbump
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Will this thread go away. It would be impossible to masturbate during labor. It's not even a possibility. It sure wouldn't take your pain away either.

Listen, I took the drugs. I would be incoherent until a contraction hit and then bam...I was lucid even on the drugs. They did nothing. That pain is so severe you will be instantly and horrifically sober. There is no way on God's green earth that this is even a possibility.

I don't think I've ever read anything so stupid.
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are you masturbating right now with tears running down your face as you type this ?
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Sex is Dirty and Bunny is against all sex.
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your wrong
she dont tell her secrets

the BunBun knows how to rock the house hardcore style !
you'd be shocked if you ever know the truth about her

The Bunny Squirts Magic ! damned
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Damn she's ugly. I wouldn't fuck her with Hillary's dick.
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Hey, if it works, why not? I can't see doing this so much towards the end of labor, but when it's somewhere in the middle I can...like in private, at home..who cares?

Orgasms as a pain killer has been known probably forever. Just not many are gonna talk about it. Seems pretty natural to me.

It's amazing how nerves are connected. I see how acupuncture works, as well...I know for instance that if I have the left side of my back touched, phantom pains in my stump and missing leg goes away instantly. Better than any vicodin could ever do. And since I don't have a hand on hand,lol, and can't reach well enough, a towel works wonders. As if drying after a shower. Anyone with chronic pain will generally try anything natural, over drugs for the most part.
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Now this is a great GLP thread.

Op brought new info to the table

Females joined in and gave their opinion

Males joined in and gave their opinion.

Some "scientific "opinions.

Some great jokers

Some frustrated people gave their opinion.

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My opinion:
If it works...go for it.
Could be far better than strong pain medication.
Pain medication can reach the brain of the child and be probably the cause of lifelong problems like autism or adhd.

Me , as a male, I have no experience with the matter.
I always wonder why doctors keep using the horizontal position, giving birth on a bed, as the standard.
They must be crazy.

If I were a woman I would try CES, cranial electro stimulation, for pain control. Massive production and release of endorphins and serotonin in the brain, not external drugs.

Last question to the women on this thread:
If you had child birth through a CS....did you have the impression that it was more difficult to bond with that child? Compared to the stories of your friends that had natural childbirth?
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i think its gross, but at the same time if is was shitting a 8 pound, 22 cm turd. id be looking at any and all relief options. just saying.
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Hmmm. Well I know it would have been the last thing on my mind with my labors. I couldn't even sit still I was in so much pain. I wouldn't have been able to focus on anything but the searing pain. Besides, while pregnant an orgasm just makes the uterus hard for like a minute afterwards, it's not a great feeling really. Seems this woman is just seeking her 15 minutes of fame imo. If true, keep it to yourself lady.
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Wow the brain would be confused as hell. Can u experience pleasure and pain at the same time?
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The pain disappears.
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Sexual stimulation alone CAN increase a woman's pain threshold by 300% and anybody who says otherwise is likely a virgin still. EVERY partner knows that you can do things to a woman's bod when she is near orgasm that if you tried when they weren't aroused you'd get a frying pan up the side of the head and then arrested for assault!

There is some physiological evidence that the famous G-SPOT is positioned where it is to assist in child-birth. HARD stimulation of this area produces endorphines to kill pain and tissue elasticizers to reduce the possibility of tearing. It can also produce massive orgasms (G-Gasms), massively increase lubrication and spike OXYTOCIN production.

MANY women experience massive G-Gasms during child birth but they are generally too embarrassed to say anything. Often doctors will mistake these G-Gasms for seizures and begin what they believe to be appropriate "treatment." Women who are stoned on pain killers or have had an epidural will NOT experience this but women doing the natural child birth will - sometimes. It is the body's way of assisting with what was once a VERY VERY dangerous experience.

I mentioned this in my TRY THIS thread YEARS ago and got BLASTED by a few women for being an idiot. Then a few women posted confessing that they had experienced a massive but DEEEP series of orgasms that helped with the last and most difficult part of having a baby. Some time after I posted some research that was "waaay out there" and made the outlandish suggestion that " ...the famous G-SPOT is positioned where it is to assist in child-birth. HARD stimulation of this area produces endorphines to kill pain and tissue elasticizers to reduce the possibility of tearing. It can also produce massive orgasms (G-Gasms), massively increase lubrication and spike OXYTOCIN production.""

No idea where those pages are located but have a read - whether you're preggers or not.

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fascinating
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do not try this at the dentist

just trust me on this
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Yea this is really disturbing.

Drinking eases labor pains too doesn't mean you're supposed to do it.
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I am guessing we will have to see the video to make judgement.
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Yea this is really disturbing.

Drinking eases labor pains too doesn't mean you're supposed to do it.
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Because alcohol is very bad for the baby's brain.
So we know why.
Never heard anything bad about an orgasm.
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