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Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!

 
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That's disgusting.
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I would think it would be a very short lived pain relief. I mean how many times could you do that before your just worn out ? I guess I don't get it.
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Obviously drugs are going to be used at some point for most women but women should try and help reduce the pain and discomfort with other methods during the earlier stages of labour. Drugs should not be the first go to method at the least little sign of pain. Remember you are doping your baby as well when you are taking these pain killers. Natural methods to relieve pain and speed up delivery should not be overlooked. That's what I get from this article.
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I've had several children, I've taken the drug free approach and was absolutely miserable. The pain was agonizing..horrific. I doubt fingering myself is going to alleviate much pain when in labor for 24+ hours and it sure isn't going to shorten my labor. My goddamn arm would have fallen off had I tried to masturbate to constantly get rid of pain.

I'm all for avoiding medication if a woman can handle it but not all can. I've heard of these amazing women that feel almost no pain and they breeze right through it. It baffles me.

If you need/want an epidural or any other meds, ladies, go for it.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.
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I would think it would be a very short lived pain relief. I mean how many times could you do that before your just worn out ? I guess I don't get it.
 Quoting: TKC


Obviously drugs are going to be used at some point for most women but women should try and help reduce the pain and discomfort with other methods during the earlier stages of labour. Drugs should not be the first go to method at the least little sign of pain. Remember you are doping your baby as well when you are taking these pain killers. Natural methods to relieve pain and speed up delivery should not be overlooked. That's what I get from this article.
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I've had several children, I've taken the drug free approach and was absolutely miserable. The pain was agonizing..horrific. I doubt fingering myself is going to alleviate much pain when in labor for 24+ hours and it sure isn't going to shorten my labor. My goddamn arm would have fallen off had I tried to masturbate to constantly get rid of pain.

I'm all for avoiding medication if a woman can handle it but not all can. I've heard of these amazing women that feel almost no pain and they breeze right through it. It baffles me.

If you need/want an epidural or any other meds, ladies, go for it.
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hotdog
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epiclol

Last Edited by Debauchery on 03/08/2016 05:21 PM
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.
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I would think it would be a very short lived pain relief. I mean how many times could you do that before your just worn out ? I guess I don't get it.
 Quoting: TKC


Obviously drugs are going to be used at some point for most women but women should try and help reduce the pain and discomfort with other methods during the earlier stages of labour. Drugs should not be the first go to method at the least little sign of pain. Remember you are doping your baby as well when you are taking these pain killers. Natural methods to relieve pain and speed up delivery should not be overlooked. That's what I get from this article.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19852533


I've had several children, I've taken the drug free approach and was absolutely miserable. The pain was agonizing..horrific. I doubt fingering myself is going to alleviate much pain when in labor for 24+ hours and it sure isn't going to shorten my labor. My goddamn arm would have fallen off had I tried to masturbate to constantly get rid of pain.

I'm all for avoiding medication if a woman can handle it but not all can. I've heard of these amazing women that feel almost no pain and they breeze right through it. It baffles me.

If you need/want an epidural or any other meds, ladies, go for it.
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:hotdog:
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laugh
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I would think it would be a very short lived pain relief. I mean how many times could you do that before your just worn out ? I guess I don't get it.
 Quoting: TKC


Obviously drugs are going to be used at some point for most women but women should try and help reduce the pain and discomfort with other methods during the earlier stages of labour. Drugs should not be the first go to method at the least little sign of pain. Remember you are doping your baby as well when you are taking these pain killers. Natural methods to relieve pain and speed up delivery should not be overlooked. That's what I get from this article.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19852533


I've had several children, I've taken the drug free approach and was absolutely miserable. The pain was agonizing..horrific. I doubt fingering myself is going to alleviate much pain when in labor for 24+ hours and it sure isn't going to shorten my labor. My goddamn arm would have fallen off had I tried to masturbate to constantly get rid of pain.

I'm all for avoiding medication if a woman can handle it but not all can. I've heard of these amazing women that feel almost no pain and they breeze right through it. It baffles me.

If you need/want an epidural or any other meds, ladies, go for it.
 Quoting: Debauchery


hotdog
 Quoting: Chip


When I responded I thought for a moment I was the hallway. cruise

Then I laughed and realized that you love me Chip and would not say that to me! hugs

I know what you meant lol.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.
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lmao she looks like a dude
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Obviously drugs are going to be used at some point for most women but women should try and help reduce the pain and discomfort with other methods during the earlier stages of labour. Drugs should not be the first go to method at the least little sign of pain. Remember you are doping your baby as well when you are taking these pain killers. Natural methods to relieve pain and speed up delivery should not be overlooked. That's what I get from this article.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19852533


I've had several children, I've taken the drug free approach and was absolutely miserable. The pain was agonizing..horrific. I doubt fingering myself is going to alleviate much pain when in labor for 24+ hours and it sure isn't going to shorten my labor. My goddamn arm would have fallen off had I tried to masturbate to constantly get rid of pain.

I'm all for avoiding medication if a woman can handle it but not all can. I've heard of these amazing women that feel almost no pain and they breeze right through it. It baffles me.

If you need/want an epidural or any other meds, ladies, go for it.
 Quoting: Debauchery


hotdog
 Quoting: Chip


When I responded I thought for a moment I was the hallway. cruise

Then I laughed and realized that you love me Chip and would not say that to me! hugs

I know what you meant lol.
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cruise
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Maybe they will make that someone's job at each hospital for each woman giving birth.

I know someone here on GLP would be sick enough to apply for that job.
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Look at the mother. Poor kid.
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This was one of my best pins!
And I learned a few things too.

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That poor boy is going to have to deal with his exhibitionistic and lewd mother's story for the rest of his life.

Wow she is so selfish and lacking in judgement--- and she doesn't understand that she can't take this story back when he gets to be school age. He'll be haunted and teased about it, no doubt.

And NO--- having an intentional orgasm in the delivery room is NOT appropriate-- its sick and exhibitionistic and animalistic... and Im sure the medical staff don't want to be distracted by this when their careers are on the line should something happen to the baby.

What a jerk.
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That poor boy is going to have to deal with his exhibitionistic and lewd mother's story for the rest of his life.

Wow she is so selfish and lacking in judgement--- and she doesn't understand that she can't take this story back when he gets to be school age. He'll be haunted and teased about it, no doubt.

And NO--- having an intentional orgasm in the delivery room is NOT appropriate-- its sick and exhibitionistic and animalistic... and Im sure the medical staff don't want to be distracted by this when their careers are on the line should something happen to the baby.

What a jerk.
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by the look at the parents i'd say it was a home natural birth.....
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That poor boy is going to have to deal with his exhibitionistic and lewd mother's story for the rest of his life.

Wow she is so selfish and lacking in judgement--- and she doesn't understand that she can't take this story back when he gets to be school age. He'll be haunted and teased about it, no doubt.

And NO--- having an intentional orgasm in the delivery room is NOT appropriate-- its sick and exhibitionistic and animalistic... and Im sure the medical staff don't want to be distracted by this when their careers are on the line should something happen to the baby.

What a jerk.
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by the look at the parents i'd say it was a home natural birth.....
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With the stench of patchouli and weed wafting through the air.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.
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That poor boy is going to have to deal with his exhibitionistic and lewd mother's story for the rest of his life.

Wow she is so selfish and lacking in judgement--- and she doesn't understand that she can't take this story back when he gets to be school age. He'll be haunted and teased about it, no doubt.

And NO--- having an intentional orgasm in the delivery room is NOT appropriate-- its sick and exhibitionistic and animalistic... and Im sure the medical staff don't want to be distracted by this when their careers are on the line should something happen to the baby.

What a jerk.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70225427


by the look at the parents i'd say it was a home natural birth.....
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With the stench of patchouli and weed wafting through the air.
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you can bet your allowance on that!! LOL
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This was one of my best pins!
And I learned a few things too.

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Thank you for the Pin, Grumpier!

Im so gutted as it is my second thread ever on GLP and I missed it getting pinned! :(

I've learnt a few things too, I didn't realise it would be quite as controversial as it has been.

And to all the other people on this thread bashing the woman who told her story....this thread was not meant to be about HER but about the idea of using our own remarkable natural ability to relieve pain or self-heal.

Humans managed perfectly well for tens of thousands of years without medical interventions...

In fact these medical interventions such as gas and air, pethidine or diamorphone or epidurals have all been shown to have an effect on the baby which in some cases could be detrimental.

This site is about conspiracy theories and I think it is a conspiracy that we are made to feel sinful or shameful for contemplating this as a way of pain relief without side effects to mother or baby!
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Wow the brain would be confused as hell. Can u experience pleasure and pain at the same time?
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I have done before. I was curious when I read the article because when I was in labour with my second child, I seriously considered doing this for pain relief....even asked my husband to go home and get the rampant rabbit but as it turned out the baby decided to make her appearance a bit quicker!
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Did your husband remind you that you have fingers and explain how nasty you are?
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Humans managed perfectly well for tens of thousands of years without medical interventions...

In fact these medical interventions such as gas and air, pethidine or diamorphone or epidurals have all been shown to have an effect on the baby which in some cases could be detrimental.

This site is about conspiracy theories and I think it is a conspiracy that we are made to feel sinful or shameful for contemplating this as a way of pain relief without side effects to mother or baby!
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I fully agree.
My thanks to you for making this thread.
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Masturbation is not necessarily sexual. Even fetuses have been observed masturbating during ultrasound.

The clitoris is the only organ designed specifically for pleasure; it serves no other purpose. Yes, during sex it can be utilized, but the pleasure it produces can cause dopamine to rush through the brain, effectively cancelling significant pain.

This is why you almost never feel pain during orgasm, by the way.
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Wow the brain would be confused as hell. Can u experience pleasure and pain at the same time?
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I have done before. I was curious when I read the article because when I was in labour with my second child, I seriously considered doing this for pain relief....even asked my husband to go home and get the rampant rabbit but as it turned out the baby decided to make her appearance a bit quicker!
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Did your husband remind you that you have fingers and explain how nasty you are?
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No he was very open minded and found my request somewhat amusing :)
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Wow the brain would be confused as hell. Can u experience pleasure and pain at the same time?
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I have done before. I was curious when I read the article because when I was in labour with my second child, I seriously considered doing this for pain relief....even asked my husband to go home and get the rampant rabbit but as it turned out the baby decided to make her appearance a bit quicker!
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So did he leave to get it? Did he miss his child birth because you wanted your vibrator?
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No, he didnt miss the birth, whilst we were having our daft debate about it she decided that was the time to make her appearance. I knew I was 9.5cm dilated and was just desperate to get rid of the masses of pain......its amazing where your brain will take you in that moment :)





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