Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!

Yup. That woman will burn in Hell.

Some sick mofos here at the GLP.

I am due to have my 4th child any day now. Labor has never been too bad for me fortunately, so I'm happy to give birth naturally (minus masturbation). I do know that some women have terrible pain during labor though, so I won't judge as to how they choose to handle it. It's probably a lot safer & healthier for the baby than many of the pain relief drugs that are given.

I don't understand why so many people think sex & masturbation are such taboo subjects. I mention masturbation to my husband & he turns as red as a 9 yr old boy. He can't even have a serious conversation about the topic. I find it strange for adults not to be able to speak freely about this topic.

If masturbation helps some women progress through the stages of labor, so be it. It's a safer alternative to having a large needle stabbed into your spine, which can potentially cause some serious issues.

OP- there are more uptight sexist losers here than i thought.
of course it should be done if it works-
animals do something similar- with their minds, rather than physical masturbation.
people need to take a chill pill and lose their bullshit uptight judgments

I think it must be a great distraction from pain,
I say go for it. Also I wonder if, like all women,
when being stimulated and getting all moist,
if this helps the birthing canal to ease the
new life out of the mother's ........
Just a thought.

only if you were dropping a 7 pound turd out of your dick. i bet you'd masturbate if it helped

I've worked in the Medical Field and this is nonstandard care that actually works. During a difficult labor where we were considering using forceps, I was told to manipulate by my old attending physician and mentor, certain parts of the vaginal wall during a patient's difficult labor.

Yes the baby came out immediately after the procedure.

Don't think majority of people here are real. The pain of childbirth is so intense that literally its a life and death struggle with ten percent of women dying before medical intervention

10 seconds of pleasure wouldn't help Its likes a drop of water on a desert

Also my lady says she only orgasms from me, she feels a sharing and passing of mild electric current from another human that causes the orgasm.

i did too.it was crazy but i actually thought it might help.
i didnt try though...the second one came in three hours, plus you never get privacy anyway so i wasnt about to attempt it.

well yeah for the FIRST one...yall know what i mean?
i almost died the first time for me.
smelled death coming from the left, it turned and started moving towards me.
it was literally life and death and i didnt know the baby yet but i knew i LOVED her and had to fight.

My opinion:
If it works...go for it.
Could be far better than strong pain medication.
Pain medication can reach the brain of the child and be probably the cause of lifelong problems like autism or adhd.

Me , as a male, I have no experience with the matter.
I always wonder why doctors keep using the horizontal position, giving birth on a bed, as the standard.
They must be crazy.

If I were a woman I would try CES, cranial electro stimulation, for pain control. Massive production and release of endorphins and serotonin in the brain, not external drugs.
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Question to the women on this thread:
If you had child birth through a CS....did you have the impression that it was more difficult to bond with that child? Compared to the stories of your friends that had natural childbirth?

No, lady, please don't, think of the child.

you bibletards are something else

Dirty whores.

One look at that purple haired tattooed freak is enough for me to top reading. She's as alluring as a botched execution.

No, not at all. I was conscious throughout the entire delivery only feeling slight pulls and tugs. The first thing I saw while I was still being stitched up was my husband standing there, holding our daughter, softly singing in German to her, then he looked up and smiled at me. We were all family, a close bond that is still unbroken.

As far as the subject of the thread goes, I could not care less if a woman decides to masturbate during delivery. It has absolutely nothing to do with me and if it gave her comfort, then so be it.

She looks ridiculous with those tattoos as well.

Epidurals work too, but that would just be too over the top

there is just NO privacy once a woman goes into thehospital and is in labor.
plus,she cant be doing all that unless she is super wealthy and is giving birth at home.
not at the hospital for sure

more like passing a bowling ball, but you do give me hope for the males of the human species.

no. just no. there is nothing "pleasurable" about labor, and I am not an evil person who is jaded and cynical enough to find any pleasure from pain, either mine or that of others. But obviously from this thread..there ARE a lot of sick fucks in the world who want to make EVERYTHING a woman does something to do with sexuality.

negro please.

Orgasms are great, though temporary pain relief

dumb

I had no pain and had no pain relievers. I didn't even know it was time to push.

God cursed womankind with child birth pain. So deal with it and suffer like you should. As opposed to being dirty whores diddling yourselves while your bloody babies are being born. This world stopped shocking me long ago.

Whoever the female is that can get pain relief from doing that must not be in the extreme pain that I experienced. I thought I was going to die and I was a very healthy, strong survivor type person.

There is no way that an orgasm would have helped at all--it just would not have been enough to compensate.

Besides, if you are having the baby at home and IF that pleasure really works, why not have your husband do it. Wouldn't that be a little more of a family bond?

Why not let the husband do the touching? It seems weird that during labor someone would just masturbate and someone else would just watch. If it is so effective why not join forces and make a bond?

Besides, if you are having the baby at home and IF that pleasure really works, why not have your husband do it. Wouldn't that be a little more of a family bond?

Why not let the husband do the touching? It seems weird that during labor someone would just masturbate and someone else would just watch. If it is so effective why not join forces and make a bond?

When I was very young, my first girlfriend would have terrible cramps when she had her period. She wanted sex because it would relive the cramps. We used condoms and I obliged.

nuff said.

why not it may relax the birth channel as well as natural lube but with the water breaking would it be needed down to the woman I suppose if it works why not

That is satanic. Basically having sex with your child. You are pleasuring yourself while your baby is where the man usually is. That is the same as child molestation and or pedophilia. Please take this thread down~

Short purpled haired, tattoo covered, nose ringed, new ager.....no surprise there.....

That has been my question: Why not let the husband touch the woman IF it is such a great pain relief.

It just seems so weird that everyone thinks the answer is always self. We live in a narcissistic world of selfies, masturbation, etc, etc.

If it is a family bonding time, let the husband do it in privacy.