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Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!

 
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

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This women is real as she can be speaking about this online. Masturbation and orgasms are only natural to the human body. I was taught masturbation is a disgrace and I should feel a shame about doing it while having orgasms. Yes masturbation is a sin but, we all are sinners. Now I know how our ancestors survive back then giving birth. This makes sense. hf
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Yay, someone who gets it :) :hf:
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Haven't you ever wanted to have sex while you were sick? I bet it is kind of the same thing. I have obviously never been pregnant so I don't know but you CAN experience pleasure and discomfort at the same time. By the way to the other poster, no where, in the bible, does it say maturation is a sin.
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I genuinely considered it during labour for pain relief :)

I dont think your penis is as connected to your arse as the clitoris is to the uterus and vaginal passage
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well yeah it is, the prostate is reached through the anus.

orgasms temporarily relax the uterus and allow it to expand... the pain in child birth is from the contractions which are necessary to push. so an orgasm would increase the contractions but those can be done with muscle control instead.
other poster was right, takes away from the baby's energy and complicated the birth process.

so masturbation during delivery sounds sadistic and selfish.
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And that's how this man was born...

:giggity:
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If your leg hurts, you massage it. If your twat hurts..... don't massage it?

The only disgusting thing about this story is it shouldn't be a news story. Keep it private. Men make constant mention of fapping when they see almost anything even remotely arousing. Kind of tired of hearing about people touching themselves, for whatever reason.
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OMG, what a SKANK! Feel sorry for the poor kid having to call that dyke "mom".

Also - does that kid have a YUUUUUUGE foot? That foot looks enormous to me. Kid should be called Bigfoot. Are these people Australian?
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Pleasure to someone who embraces a lover can be the same as a psychopathic sadomasochist who cuts himself deep enough for his brain to release endorphins, or sadist who enjoys torturing other living creatures.

Pleasure for pleasures sake. Hedonism will take you places you have never dreamed.

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This women is real as she can be speaking about this online. Masturbation and orgasms are only natural to the human body. I was taught masturbation is a disgrace and I should feel a shame about doing it while having orgasms. Yes masturbation is a sin but, we all are sinners. Now I know how our ancestors survive back then giving birth. This makes sense. hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71580494


Yay, someone who gets it :) :hf:
 Quoting: VioletR


Haven't you ever wanted to have sex while you were sick? I bet it is kind of the same thing. I have obviously never been pregnant so I don't know but you CAN experience pleasure and discomfort at the same time. By the way to the other poster, no where, in the bible, does it say maturation is a sin.
 Quoting: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot


Their argument for this is "Well, do you think Jesus masturbated? Well then if he didnt, and you ought to be Christ like, therefore do not masturbate."

Sorry, but until i am ready to give that up, I will continue to deploy sperm into paper towels, until I feel satisfied.

I wonder how you can measure how much seed you have ejected over the years? There has to be a scientific formula for masturbating everyday for 10years. There should be some kind of achievement.
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Well, since a woman's uterus contracts during labor and orgasm and the release of pitocin, endorphins, and catecholmines would help with pain and the speed of delivery, it seems it would lessen the danger for mother and child.

So, grow the fuck up! It's not like she's getting off to the child in someway. Fuckin' biggest perverts are those that protest the most.
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Attention seeking whore
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How lol
How many times a fucking week do you jack off? Clearly too many to be able to function enough to pay for a dentist.
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IF it would work, I have no problem with it.

It would not have worked for me. My entire perineal area was pretty much numb from the pressure of a nearly 10 pound baby boy for the last couple of weeks- I can remember I could not even feel myself pee.

My labor pain felt like the worst imaginable diarrhea coming on combined with a big metal screw trying to screw down the center of my pelvis...like bone crunching pain.

I went through that for 12 or so of my 24 hours, the rest I had an epi- but ended up having a C section because even with pitocin & all that pain my cervix never did open.

I just don't see how that worked for anyone. I understand from my niece though, that had 3 babies, that each labor is different and some weren't as bad as others.
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This women is real as she can be speaking about this online. Masturbation and orgasms are only natural to the human body. I was taught masturbation is a disgrace and I should feel a shame about doing it while having orgasms. Yes masturbation is a sin but, we all are sinners. Now I know how our ancestors survive back then giving birth. This makes sense. hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71580494


Yay, someone who gets it :) :hf:
 Quoting: VioletR


Haven't you ever wanted to have sex while you were sick? I bet it is kind of the same thing. I have obviously never been pregnant so I don't know but you CAN experience pleasure and discomfort at the same time. By the way to the other poster, no where, in the bible, does it say maturation is a sin.
 Quoting: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot


Their argument for this is "Well, do you think Jesus masturbated? Well then if he didnt, and you ought to be Christ like, therefore do not masturbate."

Sorry, but until i am ready to give that up, I will continue to deploy sperm into paper towels, until I feel satisfied.

I wonder how you can measure how much seed you have ejected over the years? There has to be a scientific formula for masturbating everyday for 10years. There should be some kind of achievement.
 Quoting: Fry The Brain


Haha no doubt! I want a freaking medal!
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.
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Does the baby hit the G Spot ?
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Does the baby hit the G Spot ?
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Funny you should ask. I heard that it toots it like a horn on the way out.
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That's disgusting.
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Giving labour to a baby is disgusting. Have you seen what a bloody mess it is and the worst looking part of it is the after birth. Her playing with her little nub is the least graphic of details and will stop once the baby is about to come out. Her rubbing her lady bit is no worse than her rubbing her lower back to try and relieve the pain. The nub has many nerve endings and is sensitive to touch. If it gives the woman relief I say go for it. There is no modesty in giving birth.
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Well, it would take considerable concentration!
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Jesus Chip ypu have me screaming lmaooooo
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I masturbated while my wife was in labor and it didn't help her.
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cruise
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Nasty whore can't stop diddling for enough time to have a baby. What a selfish asshole.
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Will this thread go away. It would be impossible to masturbate during labor. It's not even a possibility. It sure wouldn't take your pain away either.

Listen, I took the drugs. I would be incoherent until a contraction hit and then bam...I was lucid even on the drugs. They did nothing. That pain is so severe you will be instantly and horrifically sober. There is no way on God's green earth that this is even a possibility.

I don't think I've ever read anything so stupid.
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I agree with you. I have given birth to two babies, no C sections. I could have never done that! The pain is way too much to even think and or try that. I say impossible!
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why is this pinned?

nothing sensational about it, women have been doing it and told for years to stimulate themselves or have a partner do it to contract the uterus to induce labor quicker.

wtf is wrong with you people? losing your shit over this, while the world crumbles beneath your feet? smh
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why is this pinned?

nothing sensational about it, women have been doing it and told for years to stimulate themselves or have a partner do it to contract the uterus to induce labor quicker.

wtf is wrong with you people? losing your shit over this, while the world crumbles beneath your feet? smh
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The world is crumbling because of people like you. Fucking your woman while she is giving birth? Good lord.
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I dont see what is wrong with it. Obviously not in the hospital with lots of people around, but in the comfort of your own home with your partner there.....

Its what you do to make the baby. What better pain relief? I can understand why it would help pain, aside from the physiological reasons....doing it during menstruation relieves pain...

It doesnt have to be a purely 'sexual' thing!
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It also causes contractions of the uterus which helps expel the baby. I wouldn't have been comfortable enough to do it and was probably to irritable anyway but more power to her.
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why is this pinned?

nothing sensational about it, women have been doing it and told for years to stimulate themselves or have a partner do it to contract the uterus to induce labor quicker.

wtf is wrong with you people? losing your shit over this, while the world crumbles beneath your feet? smh
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The world is crumbling because of people like you. Fucking your woman while she is giving birth? Good lord.
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not during birth genius, during LABOR- especially excruciatingly prolonged labor. let me guess you've never actually given birth before?

the amount of, or rather, lack of factual information from critical thinkers here is astounding. leave the basement, live a real life.
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I heard some women have orgasms when they give birth so it does happen anyway whether intentional or not.
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Re: Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!
I wish I had done this, instead of having medications and gas and air!

What do other people think of this?

Do you think its too sexual an act to do during labour?
Or is it more of a spiritual act and the amazing ability your own body has to manage pain?

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 Quoting: VioletR


Wow the brain would be confused as hell. Can u experience pleasure and pain at the same time?
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I'm a male and I did this after I broke my leg and had no painkiller efter coming home from the hospital.

I does work, and what happens is that you focus on the pleasure instead of the pain, I believe similar results can be had with hypnosis. The pain does not stop, but the lvl goes down several magnitudes, like from a 7 to a 2. The effect lasts several hours. My own theory is that the dopamin released during the act helps with that.

I don't think this is a method that works for everyone, nor when the pain is extreme, since you need to be able to overcome the pain to get started... obviously that's not always possible, aswell as you need to be able to focus, something which many are unable to do today with their short attention spans.

And it's not an S&M thing, I hate pain, and I do not associate pain with any kind of pleasure.

Also, I would like to add that I believe sex in all forms is a private matter (between you and your partner), and regardless of the benefits, doing it outside of your privacy is ... not ok.
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"My mom masturbated and orgasmed when I came out of the womb. I made my mom so horny and wet."

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This women is real as she can be speaking about this online. Masturbation and orgasms are only natural to the human body. I was taught masturbation is a disgrace and I should feel a shame about doing it while having orgasms. Yes masturbation is a sin but, we all are sinners. Now I know how our ancestors survive back then giving birth. This makes sense. hf
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Jesus hates your clitoris.

Believe it.
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That's disgusting.
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Giving labour to a baby is disgusting. Have you seen what a bloody mess it is and the worst looking part of it is the after birth. Her playing with her little nub is the least graphic of details and will stop once the baby is about to come out. Her rubbing her lady bit is no worse than her rubbing her lower back to try and relieve the pain. The nub has many nerve endings and is sensitive to touch. If it gives the woman relief I say go for it. There is no modesty in giving birth.
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I agree. We need to shut down these child labor warehouses and sweat shops.

Child labor laws are there for a reason!

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I wish I had done this, instead of having medications and gas and air!

What do other people think of this?

Do you think its too sexual an act to do during labour?
Or is it more of a spiritual act and the amazing ability your own body has to manage pain?

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
 Quoting: VioletR



Women are such sluts these days.
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Re: Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!
I wish I had done this, instead of having medications and gas and air!

What do other people think of this?

Do you think its too sexual an act to do during labour?
Or is it more of a spiritual act and the amazing ability your own body has to manage pain?

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
 Quoting: VioletR



Women are such sluts these days.
 Quoting: GGAllin


They can't go ten minutes without fucking. Even during labor. Fucking freaks.





GLP