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Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!

 
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I dont see what is wrong with it. Obviously not in the hospital with lots of people around, but in the comfort of your own home with your partner there.....

Its what you do to make the baby. What better pain relief? I can understand why it would help pain, aside from the physiological reasons....doing it during menstruation relieves pain...

It doesnt have to be a purely 'sexual' thing!
 Quoting: VioletR


i would think with the pain thats going on down in that region for a lady, the last thing she'd be thinking about is rubbing one out. no pun intended....lol

that'd be like when i have a really bad case of diarrhea i would like to jerk off to help it out.....?

right?
no ?
 Quoting: Mr Anti- PC


I genuinely considered it during labour for pain relief :)

I dont think your penis is as connected to your arse as the clitoris is to the uterus and vaginal passage
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edit my mistake i have a gooch
women have the taint...


no its not. but i do have a taint that runs down the middle of my nut sack to my asshole. i call it the divider.
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That's funny! I call mine the great divide
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I always thought that farting or taking a BIG dump was a good pain reliever for women in labourshitstream
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I always thought that farting or taking a BIG dump was a good pain reliever for women in labourshitstream
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I imagine that the same muscles groups would be used to fart and to orgasm, so this would make sense!
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It would have been the last thing on my mind during labor.
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03/07/2016 05:08 PM
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Re: Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!
I wish I had done this, instead of having medications and gas and air!

What do other people think of this?

Do you think its too sexual an act to do during labour?
Or is it more of a spiritual act and the amazing ability your own body has to manage pain?

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 Quoting: VioletR


What happens if she has a C Section?

Dr gets to watch hey dirty bugger. tounge
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I masturbated while my wife was in labor and it didn't help her.
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Re: Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!
What effect if any does it have on the foetus?
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she looks 45 though why is she obsessed with the selfies... look like a granny with grey hair.
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What effect if any does it have on the foetus?
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I doubt there has been any research, so it would be unknown. I just thought the idea had merit
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What effect if any does it have on the foetus?
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I doubt there has been any research, so it would be unknown. I just thought the idea had merit
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Hmmm baby would be proud to be born to a wanker.
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Re: Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!
Men masturbate to relieve pain too

So I don't see the problem
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What effect if any does it have on the foetus?
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It becomes a Potus.
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What effect if any does it have on the foetus?
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I doubt there has been any research, so it would be unknown. I just thought the idea had merit
 Quoting: VioletR


Hmmm baby would be proud to be born to a wanker.
 Quoting: HappyChops


lmao
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Re: Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!
Men masturbate to relieve pain too

So I don't see the problem
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although men never will experience the pain of childbirth
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Re: Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!
What effect if any does it have on the foetus?
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I doubt there has been any research, so it would be unknown. I just thought the idea had merit
 Quoting: VioletR


Hmmm baby would be proud to be born to a wanker.
 Quoting: HappyChops


lmao
 Quoting: VioletR


chuckle
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TATTOOs all over and pink hair ~

Im shocked!!!!
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Re: Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!
Men masturbate to relieve pain too

So I don't see the problem
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Is it the endorphins released during the event that are pain relievers then? Similar to the endorphins released when eating chocolate or taking certain drugs?

I didnt know men did it too for pain relief
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Re: Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!
Men masturbate to relieve pain too

So I don't see the problem
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Is it the endorphins released during the event that are pain relievers then? Similar to the endorphins released when eating chocolate or taking certain drugs?

I didnt know men did it too for pain relief
 Quoting: VioletR


I didnt know men did it too for pain relief

Men just do it well because they are men.
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Re: Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!
This's interesting from another point. When God cursed Eve, he said, that she will have pain in child labour. That's main woman curse.
I heard, that some native, tribal women don't have this curse, mostly white women I think.
What is your race? And did you know about other such occurences for white or not white woman?
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I dont see what is wrong with it. Obviously not in the hospital with lots of people around, but in the comfort of your own home with your partner there.....

Its what you do to make the baby. What better pain relief? I can understand why it would help pain, aside from the physiological reasons....doing it during menstruation relieves pain...

It doesnt have to be a purely 'sexual' thing!
 Quoting: VioletR


i would think with the pain thats going on down in that region for a lady, the last thing she'd be thinking about is rubbing one out. no pun intended....lol

that'd be like when i have a really bad case of diarrhea i would like to jerk off to help it out.....?

right?
no ?
 Quoting: Mr Anti- PC


OMG, I burst out laughing......

He he
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:shillary3:
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lmao
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Re: Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!
Kinda like yoga pants. Only if your hot is it okay.
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I masturbated while my wife was in labor and it didn't help her.
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I masturbated while my wife was in labor and it didn't help her.
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cruise
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03/07/2016 05:40 PM
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Re: Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!
Was the article about Katy Perry?

She fapped it out and she liked it.
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Re: Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!
TATTOOs all over and pink hair ~

Im shocked!!!!
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She probably thinks she appears sexy to men.
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Re: Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!
I didn't, and wouldn't, go "behind the goals" so to speak. If my good lady had decided this was the route she wanted to take I'd not have been in a position to lend a hand, turns out gas and air was fine for her (three times!)

I do think my pride and amazement at her heroics would be slightly tainted if she had rubbed the fud, fair play for whatever gets you through it but it doesn't really tick any of my boxes in the birthing plan, it does in plenty oter events though.
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Re: Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!
Obviously she craves attention, and is probably the narcissistic type that takes selfies all the time as if she is the image of perfection and beauty.
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Re: Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!
I dont see what is wrong with it. Obviously not in the hospital with lots of people around, but in the comfort of your own home with your partner there.....

Its what you do to make the baby. What better pain relief? I can understand why it would help pain, aside from the physiological reasons....doing it during menstruation relieves pain...

It doesnt have to be a purely 'sexual' thing!
 Quoting: VioletR


umm hate to break it to you but masturbating doesn't take pain away, it would only then be pain + pleasure... quit deluding yourself to justify this depravity.... how bout be a woman about it and suck it up like has been done since the dawn of time

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Re: Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!
I wonder if my Dentist would mind if I masturbated during my root canal?
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