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Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!

 
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I wonder if my Dentist would mind if I masturbated during my root canal?
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You guys are cracking me up....

Omg no
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I wonder if my Dentist would mind if I masturbated during my root canal?
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lolatu
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I wish I had done this, instead of having medications and gas and air!

What do other people think of this?

Do you think its too sexual an act to do during labour?
Or is it more of a spiritual act and the amazing ability your own body has to manage pain?

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i think it's just another way to over sexualize society, the promotion of promiscuity, masturbation, homosexuality, racial interbreeding, all media cohearsed and resulting in the inevitable destruction of the family unit is the socialist agenda.

You can't change the people, but you can change the shape of the box they are in, inevitably the people will change in accordance, as they are products of their environment
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Re: Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!
I wish I had done this, instead of having medications and gas and air!

What do other people think of this?

Do you think its too sexual an act to do during labour?
Or is it more of a spiritual act and the amazing ability your own body has to manage pain?

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
 Quoting: VioletR


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Re: Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!
I wonder if my Dentist would mind if I masturbated during my root canal?
 Quoting: Doc_Holiday


What's the worst that could happen???
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Re: Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!
I wonder if my Dentist would mind if I masturbated during my root canal?
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What's the worst that could happen???
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They could even let me clean it up with the suction thingy! It would be a no-mess affair.
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I wonder if my Dentist would mind if I masturbated during my root canal?
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What's the worst that could happen???
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They could even let me clean it up with the suction thingy! It would be a no-mess affair.
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I call that suction thingy Mr. Thirsty.
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Covered in Tattoos = obvious whore
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Wow the brain would be confused as hell. Can u experience pleasure and pain at the same time?
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I have done before. I was curious when I read the article because when I was in labour with my second child, I seriously considered doing this for pain relief....even asked my husband to go home and get the rampant rabbit but as it turned out the baby decided to make her appearance a bit quicker!
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So did he leave to get it? Did he miss his child birth because you wanted your vibrator?
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Skanky is as skanky does!!
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Wow the brain would be confused as hell. Can u experience pleasure and pain at the same time?
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I have done before. I was curious when I read the article because when I was in labour with my second child, I seriously considered doing this for pain relief....even asked my husband to go home and get the rampant rabbit but as it turned out the baby decided to make her appearance a bit quicker!
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So did he leave to get it? Did he miss his child birth because you wanted your vibrator?
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Probably missed it, but more than likely not his anyways. His wife is a stay at home whore who gets dug out by leroy on Tuesdays and Thursdays..
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I wonder if my Dentist would mind if I masturbated during my root canal?
 Quoting: Doc_Holiday


It's my preferred method of pain management's. I wish I had a horrible Jennifer Aniston for a dentist.
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Re: Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!
Since the mother passes everything she eats and drinks to the baby, it would make sense that whatever hormones and emotions she experiences would also be passed to the baby. So my uneducated guess would be that the baby would be born feeling amazing for a while.

Also, during an orgasm, the uterus contracts and so it would definitely help the labor go much quicker without having to push manually.

Just my two guesses since I'm a female...

tounge
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I wish I had done this, instead of having medications and gas and air!

What do other people think of this?

Do you think its too sexual an act to do during labour?
Or is it more of a spiritual act and the amazing ability your own body has to manage pain?

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
 Quoting: VioletR


Those people are human debris. The entire article is insane. Its like a recruitment poster for Jihad.

as others said disgusting, but on so many non western civilization levels.
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Re: Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!
I wish I had done this, instead of having medications and gas and air!

What do other people think of this?

Do you think its too sexual an act to do during labour?
Or is it more of a spiritual act and the amazing ability your own body has to manage pain?

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
 Quoting: VioletR


Yuck.....she used her baby as a dildo.......
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03/07/2016 06:34 PM
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Re: Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!
I wish I had done this, instead of having medications and gas and air!

What do other people think of this?

Do you think its too sexual an act to do during labour?
Or is it more of a spiritual act and the amazing ability your own body has to manage pain?

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
 Quoting: VioletR


That's about the last thing I was thinking about in labor.
INK8
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Yuck.....she used her baby as a dildo.......
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Oh my god
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03/07/2016 06:38 PM
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Kinda like yoga pants. Only if your hot is it okay.
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You have to be really hot for yoga pants. On most women they just look trashy.
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Yuck.....she used her baby as a dildo.......
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Oh my god
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I know......ick!
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Re: Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!
Since the mother passes everything she eats and drinks to the baby, it would make sense that whatever hormones and emotions she experiences would also be passed to the baby. So my uneducated guess would be that the baby would be born feeling amazing for a while.

Also, during an orgasm, the uterus contracts and so it would definitely help the labor go much quicker without having to push manually.

Just my two guesses since I'm a female...

tounge
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Yeah, the uterus contracts but I'm thinking about the possibility of orgasm causing irregular contractions. The mechanism behind contractions is to expel the baby. You know, the most important person during delivery.
INK8
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Re: Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!
Since the mother passes everything she eats and drinks to the baby, it would make sense that whatever hormones and emotions she experiences would also be passed to the baby. So my uneducated guess would be that the baby would be born feeling amazing for a while.

Also, during an orgasm, the uterus contracts and so it would definitely help the labor go much quicker without having to push manually.

Just my two guesses since I'm a female...

tounge
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Yeah, the uterus contracts but I'm thinking about the possibility of orgasm causing irregular contractions. The mechanism behind contractions is to expel the baby. You know, the most important person during delivery.
 Quoting: INK8


Good point! I have no personal experience to go on this one...I had C-sections...

hf
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Contractions are a lot like an orgasm. Maybe getting off helped her release tension/pressure.

It makes sense. But it is a little weird.

A lot of people masturbate to START labor.. Orgasms stimulate the uterus etc.
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03/07/2016 06:58 PM
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Thats hott brOh
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what the hell is that?
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Re: Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!
Did she publicize this?

Because these are private matters, not something you discuss.

This is none of your business or mine.
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Somebody post the Madeline Albright Moist photo.
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03/07/2016 07:42 PM
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That's downright filthy. Your not suppose to have pleasures while dropping the package. Good God!
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If God did not want us to have "pleasires" why would he allow us to have orgasms in the first place?
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Re: Woman masturbates during labour for pain relief!
great, now theres going to be porn vids like this.





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