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Best haiku wins $1000

 
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Die you dollar die
Cease federal reserve cease
Burn stock market burn
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Haiku, a poem from Japan
Money to be won
You are going to steal it
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Sweet virgin pussy...
Her screams like angels singing...
She was delicious.
What's going on, and why isn't it coming off?
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Hello little girl...
I am going to eat you,
After I fuck you.
What's going on, and why isn't it coming off?
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Darkness is fading.
More light with each passing day.
At last Spring is near.
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I am so triggered
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Skip the childisch stuff wheres my car...,
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The terms were simple
Comply and be rewarded
Never challenge fate
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Finding truth is hard
When liars will win it all
Humble hearts will fail
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Listening inward
Rewards will always expand
Outside the mindful
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Pose for glory praise
Ponder the powerful gaze
Prepare happy days
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Diligent minds hear
Thoughtful minds will listen close
Chaotic minds see
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Finding soul is pain
Until the heart gives freely
No one understands
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The water drips sound
The oceans flow with spirit
Discovering land
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Finally we see
Nothing is ever given
Only time is free
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Well it's tomorrow
More haikus come so quickly
yet here we are broke
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She came in the night.
Drinking my blood as I slept.
I hate mosquitos.
IStotGonedFandOrgot
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Loving precious earth

A heart of black oil inside

Understand always that.

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Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Guess I'll go eat worms
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Rose's are red
I'm too lazy to rhyme
Give me money
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Exit Tom Sawyer
The Warrior of Today
Catch the friction spit
Mook
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Tic Tok watch the clock.

Are You a boob squeezed through a Tube?

Look look with your Face in a Book, Black boot, in a Bit it may be time to Chute.
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Go shave tomatoes!
Doom is in two weeks from now!
Go get a brian idiot!
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Tried to make a thread of this... but... yoda



Proofs they read the GLPs?
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This Haiku is by a favorite of the US Army, copied here without permission.

Artillery: A Haiku

Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.
Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.
Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77452758


Don't forget the most important part. They captioned their Haiku with:
Since Redlegs are known for their creativity, we thought we'd share one of their favorite poems.

Arrogant, much?
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A local competition has awarded a haiku 1000 dollars for winning the best haiku
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Buy crypto.
Lose money.
Buy more crypto.
Crap
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Gibs,jobs,jabs,jags,justice
Sinking ship sunk secret sums
Heads downcast fall free.
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Leroy said hello
Then he grabbed my ass
Why am I so sore
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A frigging thousand bucks
Won by some of those fucks
The river drifts along the canyon.
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