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Best haiku wins $1000

 
Anonymous Coward
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01/18/2022 02:46 PM
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I don't want to play
My brain is overloaded
War drums beat nonstop
Mr Jenzie
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i hate haikus
i fucking hate haikus
made me ill ...

actually DID make me ill
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01/18/2022 03:04 PM
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Little men in boots
Pretending to be martyrs
The gods are laughing
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Yo Big Mikes Birthday
Micheal LaVaughn Robinson
In Since Eightynine
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Q said trust the plan
It has been over three years
Hope and faith fading
Rudy
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Don’t end this comp until I get off work.
I am king of haiku.
 Quoting: Yo Adrian


I see a missed chance
An opportunity lost
So here I am
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78568943


I was wrapping up a crap at work 1dunno1 but...

We are Godlike beings.
They are the antithesis.
In the end we win.
(Pulls off mask)"And we would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling Qtards" Klaus S.
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Is that what you tell
Ruler of the world you say?
It comes with black chains.
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our wounds are salted
much worse than poorly treated
when it rains it pours
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lollipop latter
pink velvet cake roll to eat
camargue white sprinkles
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01/18/2022 08:23 PM
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Two more weeks my friend
Durham will jail the mighty
Look over shoulder
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January sixth
FBI played U Fools
rot in DC all
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5G graphene dope
dull electric headache
airplanes fall earthward
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01/18/2022 08:30 PM
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Most are acting like,
The internet of bodies,
Is not real. It is.
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01/18/2022 08:34 PM
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Fuck nut brother Joe
His head is andante
His gnocchi not good
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01/18/2022 08:35 PM
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The COVID Vax Tard,
Biden, would Build Back Better,
Sucks my hairy balls
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Epstein and ghislaine,
Antedeluvian search,
Tuai stone their goal.
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Vaccine lottery
Get three boosters or more
Fatal Heart attack
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01/18/2022 08:42 PM
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What is a haiku?
A poem with syllabic rules.
Epstein was murdered.
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Pretender in Chief,
Is Fuck tard, Let's go Brandon
While you suck Xi's balls
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What is a haiku?
A poem with syllabic rules.
Epstein was murdered.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2700750


8 middle syllables and he lives still.
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Penis

In my hand

Love

Embrace it and enjoy
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Bots, shills everywhere
Somebody grab the A1
Time to sauce these fools
 Quoting: Plato seven of 9


the only true 5-7-5 here. has my vote
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The Pfauci Ouchie.
Does no good to the healthy.
Gets them rich quicker.
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01/18/2022 09:17 PM
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Haiku is stupid
Japanese poetry sucks
Doesn't even rhyme
 Quoting: Pres. Elect Festus Hoggbottom


Doesnt have to rhyme
Thats haykus beauty
You can fuck off now
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01/18/2022 09:18 PM
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Elbows are reverse pits
So is the nose
Time to swim
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what's in a haiku
that you can't find
in your own mind?
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01/18/2022 09:41 PM
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A local competition has awarded a haiku 1000 dollars for winning the best haiku
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77488165


so you want me to write this winning haiku for you so you can pocket the $1000?

It will cost you ....$5000
O.Hai

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01/18/2022 09:43 PM
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Haikus are pointless.
They only have just three lines.
This is my haiku.

Last Edited by O.Hai on 01/18/2022 09:44 PM
Pres. Elect Festus Hoggbottom

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01/19/2022 05:59 AM

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Haiku is stupid
Japanese poetry sucks
Doesn't even rhyme
 Quoting: Pres. Elect Festus Hoggbottom


Doesnt have to rhyme
Thats haykus beauty
You can fuck off now
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81899422


Ah, but mine is haiku, young grasshopper. Yours is not. And you spelled it wrong too. Douche.

Last Edited by Festus J. Hoggbottom, III on 01/19/2022 06:07 AM
I did it. I did it on purpose. And I'll do it again.
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01/19/2022 06:33 AM
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Re: Best haiku wins $1000
Well it's tomorrow
More haikus come so quickly
yet here we are broke
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