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Best haiku wins $1000

 
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01/18/2022 11:39 AM
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Best haiku wins $1000
A local competition has awarded a haiku 1000 dollars for winning the best haiku
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01/18/2022 11:41 AM
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that's fucking perfect
a thousand fucking dollars
what the fucking fuck?!
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01/18/2022 11:42 AM
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Bots, shills everywhere
Somebody grab the A1
Time to sauce these fools
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01/18/2022 11:42 AM
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trust the science was said
must be the truth
cause now we're dead
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I love a good haiku thread
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01/18/2022 11:43 AM
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an itch on my back
is teased by GLP threads
the scab will remain
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I think in haiku
Language of my little brain
Pretty addictive
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01/18/2022 11:51 AM

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For those who are vaxxed
Death comes, and we are faulted
It’s The Twilight Zone

We have had our say
We will witness harm and death
We are not the sheep
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Rigged!
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01/18/2022 11:56 AM
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What's a frikken haiku?
I have no clue what that means.
Let's start a contest!
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01/18/2022 12:03 PM
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Re: Best haiku wins $1000
A local competition has awarded a haiku 1000 dollars for winning the best haiku
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77488165


Alas, poor Spasticus!
When asked to vaguely make sense
His head exploded
Pres. Elect Festus Hoggbottom

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Haiku is stupid
Japanese poetry sucks
Doesn't even rhyme
I did it. I did it on purpose. And I'll do it again.
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01/18/2022 12:09 PM
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I have the key to eternity
Though the lock is rusted tight
I will ram the door.
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01/18/2022 12:11 PM
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We need to bump this
The only thread that matters
Keep it at the top
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01/18/2022 12:15 PM

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Re: Best haiku wins $1000
who is the spider
Spinning the web of DNA
that is the question
“A grower of turnips or shaper of clay, a commot Farmer or a king--every man is a hero if he strives more for others than for himself alone.”
Lloyd Alexander, The Castle of Llyr
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Doom portal
Make brain black goo
Melt with me
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Deade sea make you float
One sip from the salty wine
Dead sea make you choke

-charles thompson
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01/18/2022 12:22 PM
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GLP
GLP
PLG
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01/18/2022 12:23 PM
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Rub a dub dub
...go fuck yourself...
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01/18/2022 12:27 PM
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Re: Best haiku wins $1000
A local competition has awarded a haiku 1000 dollars for winning the best haiku
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77488165


Thanks for this thread
Had no idea what a Haiku is
Know I do
Anonymous Coward
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01/18/2022 12:28 PM
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Just 2 more weeks
Covid or Q and queens
let me escape chief
Yo Adrian

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01/18/2022 12:30 PM
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Don’t end this comp until I get off work.
I am king of haiku.
(Pulls off mask)"And we would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling Qtards" Klaus S.
Marco Israel

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01/18/2022 12:31 PM

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China is asshole.
They sexed toddy cat asshole.
They bugger whole world.

:USA1:
Behold, I send an Angel before thee, to keep thee in the way, and to bring thee into the place which I have prepared.
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01/18/2022 12:32 PM
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why look around
when the answers are found
inside of your crown
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01/18/2022 12:32 PM
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Don’t end this comp until I get off work.
I am king of haiku.
 Quoting: Yo Adrian


I see a missed chance
An opportunity lost
So here I am
Grave Brigades

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World, a human made
rigged stage as nature flows in
truth and fade away.
You might think i am bad... I am worse.
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01/18/2022 12:35 PM
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Classics

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gg
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trust the science was said
must be the truth
cause now we're dead
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Ewwww I like that one..except it's not haiku

Last Edited by Sisyphusrock on 01/18/2022 12:46 PM
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