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Best haiku wins $1000

 
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Winter ducks at dawn
Like their ancient ancestors
Splashing, quacking, cold.
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Zoo - prism prison
Refracts - " Bonhoeffer stupid "
Well ... The Dude abides .


Some great ones given so far by you peeeps

Last Edited by Sisyphusrock on 01/18/2022 12:45 PM
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I hate haiku
So take a hike you
Person with low iq
"The forest kept shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe. For the axe was clever and convinced them that since his handle was wood, he was one of them"
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The past is gold
Your future is silver
Be mindful of shadows



(That was fun!)
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Po tay to, taters
Boil, mash, or stew 'em
Taters my precious
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Hereditary
traits one is born in to now
Circumstantial you
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Haiku threads be best
Thoughts transform in endless ways
Even without words?
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A prime number fractal
A five - A seven - A five
Equals seventeen



( on a side note I had an idea to compose a fractal haiku when I wrote this )

Five haikus ..followed by seven haikus ...followed by five ( you could write a fractal haiku book .. same formula but five chapters followed by seven and five

I wouldn't go for the book idea..but a single fractal haiku ( not sure if it's been done before ) could win the contest on originality

But it would take to damn long ..and no one here would bother reading it

Last Edited by Sisyphusrock on 01/18/2022 01:25 PM
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Cheerful wintertime
A domestic, neat sheep soars
because of the pen
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Bots, shills everywhere
Somebody grab the A1
Time to sauce these fools
 Quoting: Plato seven of 9


Haha nice Plato, I vote for this one.
Time to create fusion,
do away with the illusion.
Bring humanity into the fold,
we can't forget about love.
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Bots, shills everywhere
Somebody grab the A1
Time to sauce these fools
 Quoting: Plato seven of 9


Haha nice Plato, I vote for this one.
 Quoting: ILuvLearnin&Nrg


Ye that one was funny
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This is Bidens brain
This is Biden on Haiku
Cornpop was bad dude

Last Edited by Sisyphusrock on 01/18/2022 01:41 PM
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Haikus can be fun
Sometimes making no sense
Now where did I park ?
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A couple of weeks ago I went out to move my truck and saw frost all over the lawn. It always looks like diamonds in the early morning light. It made me think of a haiku to describe the sight.


Frost in the morning
Diamonds scattered on the lawn
Riches melt away

Nashhorn
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birds fall from the sky

rivers of blood flow

through empty icy blackness.
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How shall I find sleep?

Skin alive with sensation

Still smelling of you
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My lovely pants
They have been shat
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This year will be shit
because Joe Biden is one
old fucking nitwit
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About Covid, Outer Space.
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Look at Jill’s stacked rack
Ben and Jerry man
Without the cherry!
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There's a quack doctor named Fauci
Wants all people to take his ouchie
Come into my lab
You will get my jab
You don't want to see me get grouchy

Oops, that not a haiku.
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Rich earth in my palm
With heed I hold the ages
Our final warm hearth
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Doctor poor by health and death
To make a living
Keeps us in balance between
Life is a 100% deadly sexually transmitted disease.
Life is to short to be a slave, leave the plantation, go: [link to www.goingyourownway.com]
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what will we do now?
we will do nothing at all
what wont we do now?



when u figure it out /understand it youll see how epic it is =)
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My mind is crime scene
Skullfuckers, butchers at work.
It drove me away.
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Two weeks to flatten the curve
Feels so woke
Let’s repeat step one
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Green vibration nears
Resting hoping have no fear
Renaissance is here

Homecomings vibrate
Last hope humans can reveal
Uh-oh the world's flat
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This Haiku is by a favorite of the US Army, copied here without permission.

Artillery: A Haiku

Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.
Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.
Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.
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