Best haiku wins $1000

Ebola monkeys
Escaped during their transport
We're all gonna die

They are currently having butt sex between each other, we are safe for now.

I like this haiku

Circumcision is
Genital mutilation:
How to clear a room

So far, I like this one- besides my own!

Haha!

BALLZ BE DRAINED

MINE

ON A MIDSOMMERS NIGHT

My head is spinning
With all the fear and hatred
Let us just go breathe

Live only to die
Nonsense and illogical
For what and for why

Are Seymourian haiku allowed?

Are Seymourian haiku allowed?

Fuck The Donald Trump
And for you Donald People
Fuck all of you too!!

For Sale
Baby Shoes
Never used

Mine is the first post in this old thread of mine...

Thread: UFO aliens scare human govt. because they dont use money and are telepathic

I am so triggered
Toxic masculinity
Orange man is bad

My fart it smelleth,
Brown chemtrails streak across the air,
Wish you masked up now?

It's all so contrived
With the needless to survive
Tomato plants out

my vote is for this one

i tried to learn
you enjoy myself on guitar
it made me feel dumb

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Last Edited by Dogfood™ on 01/23/2022 08:49 AM

Best Limmerick to date besides the Nantucket one mate

BRAVO!

WTF
Last night I searched "Hardest knife edge chop" after seeing Ultimate Warrior chop Mr. Perfect gif.
I'm not even a wrestling fan.
Talk about "coincidence".

G.L.P. gave me
a free upgrade the past month.
Sweet- Thanks, Trinity !

Last Edited by chauchat on 01/23/2022 07:18 PM

What was theory
Is now conspiracy fact
As we awaken

The knickgrah is vile
Destroyed the late great united states
Nuck yoo figgers very much

A quick share for contemplation:



Imagination Demons Brainwashing
Whisper Flock Progressive
Pronouns Shatter Truth
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Speaking Reality Seen
Boy No Weiner
Whsipers Eve's Muse

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Nappies Stutter Slur
Sniffing Licking Hair
Childrens Nipples Tweaked
Better Leader Inclusive
Than Murdering Blair
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Fantasy Island Flashes
Bachelor Bachellorette Sluts
Smiles all Clean

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Bubbles Never Burst
Grab the Dip
Do Nothing Thrive

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Faces Covered Cloth
Masks For Demons
Vaccinate Sexy Hot

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Children Play Circles
Alone Killing Grandparents
Let's Circle Back

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Last Breath Abandoned
Elderly Grone Alone
Wine Parties Downing St

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Child Scratches Litter
Jane John Sodomise
No Hate Toilets

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Whiskers on Face
Publish Fake Me
Camera Computer Be

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Wave Six Colours
Flag So Pride
Make sure Advertise

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Rainbow Flashes Truth
7 Colours Design
Beasts Mark Mocks

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Sheeple Coral Sheep
It's For Flock
Slaughter By Wolf

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Science is God
Worship the Prophets
Except Man Woman

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A Trumpet Calls
Fake News Caught
Named Shamed Shown
World Blinks Looses

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Teachers Protecting Children
Saving changing Innocent
From God & Family

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Witches In White
Speaker in House
Coven Poisen Hope

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Pizza Party Islands
Masons Babies Blood
Molech Feeds Again

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Karen Screams Attacks
Brown Shirts New
Cancel The Truth

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Burn the Books
Bend the knee
Riot Anarchy Free

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God is Dead
Marxism in Head
Professors Head Diety

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Mask Your Face
Or Society Disgrace
Lucifarian Ball Dances

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Papers Shot Passport
Jobs Rewards Virtue
Genetically Modified Organism

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Worship Support Sodom
Embrace Love Gomorroh
Hell is False

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Missing Children Babies
Stormtroopers Arrest Granny
Must wear Mask

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I Cant Breathe
Coincidnce or Mock?
Advertise Plans Before

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Ascended Vibration High
Enlightened Special Evolve
God of I

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Tossed into chaos
Fauci once thought the savior
Evil lurks within

ENCORE!

Innocence dies
One blow at a time.
The first blow stuns.
The second blow injures.
The third blow devastates.

diss wun beez muh best
eben duh knickguhh noze diss
duh black beez very whack

Up your nose with a rubber hose!