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Best haiku wins $1000

 
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Haku chop
Flair chop
Benoit chop
Haiku chop chop
No shoes Haiku chop

Lennon need love
Yoko broken yolk
Lenin broken shell
Lennon dead
Gun shot boom
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I wait on your mom-
She is making pancakes now
Had a fun night here.
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The mud elephant
wading through the sea
leaves no tracks.

Not original, From The Fugs - 1968
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I met an Asian lady.
She was to marry but she said
"Was not born woman."
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Wit has not had time
To soften words unrefined
Scattered abstract thoughts
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Remember haiku
Jive to the five seven five
thousand bucks a lie
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Look at Jill’s stacked rack
Ben and Jerry man
Without the cherry!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72305637


Lol
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Rose's are red
I'm too lazy to rhyme
Give me money
 Quoting: Strate8


Nice
“I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.”
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Hello little girl...
I am going to eat you,
After I fuck you.
 Quoting: KnotKnowbody01


Wow invokes several images ..

You have a sick mind my friend lol ....


Many good poems posted ....I gave up responding after this one .

Last Edited by Sisyphusrock on 01/19/2022 10:58 AM
“I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.”
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Hmm if this is legit ill take just $500, keep half and donate it to people, free upgrades on GLP.


CONSIDERING IM THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT VOTED FOR

Edit, to add a victory haiku.

Yay i won the prize
One thousand isnt that much
Share it with my friends
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President Biden
Gazes into word vaccum
The woke cheer madly
trolls vs bots - we live in a scifi world
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Or,


Poison enters veins
If done cannot be undone
Gnashing of teeth comes
trolls vs bots - we live in a scifi world
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Blank stare and drooling
Lights on but no one is home
Mr. President
I did it. I did it on purpose. And I'll do it again.
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Joe Biden sucks ass.
He is the worst president.
Let's go Brandon, Yeah!
darylandcat.com
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Rose's are red
I'm too lazy to rhyme
Give me money
 Quoting: Strate8


Nice
 Quoting: Sisyphusrock


Not nice. Neither are 75% of the posts.

A Haiku is 3 lines of 5 syllables on the 1st line, 7 on the 2nd and 5 on the 3rd.
Earthquake Dooooooooom!

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Riddle me this fuck
Riddle me that fucker
The great rod stands firm5a
Earthquake Dooooooooom!
Sisyphusrock

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Rose's are red
I'm too lazy to rhyme
Give me money
 Quoting: Strate8


Nice
 Quoting: Sisyphusrock


Not nice. Neither are 75% of the posts.

A Haiku is 3 lines of 5 syllables on the 1st line, 7 on the 2nd and 5 on the 3rd.
 Quoting: FRANK & BEANS


While I freely admit I am generally one of the most pretentious posters on this forum , not when it comes to creative writing .
A drift from the Plutonic form can be overlooked for substance quite easily in this example:
I intentionally interpreted the conjunctive as two syllables .

And ty you for the complicated formula, I was lost without it .

Last Edited by Sisyphusrock on 01/20/2022 12:25 PM
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Mendlebrot Haiku
5 plus 7 plus 5
Equals 17




* An edited version

Last Edited by Sisyphusrock on 01/20/2022 12:14 PM
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I forgot to mention I posted this as news. The competition was over already over, and the best haiku has been found among the bunch.
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Let's go Brandon now!
America hates his ass
We are really fucked
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Frank and Beans is Right
5 7 5 is just right
Onward to more plight

hf
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I forgot to mention I posted this as news. The competition was over already over, and the best haiku has been found among the bunch.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73515324


Oh well we don't care
Haiku - monontony eased
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The jab of à boxeur
The hit of à vaccine
Fighting both humans
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Your chaos is mine
Become one Ukraine brothers
A flame for freedom

The sea is water
My boat will sail for you
Your fight is our fight

A slave overseas
And in course I will be chained
Freedom for all man
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Edited


Become one Ukraine brothers
A flame for freedom

The sea is water
My boat will sail fast for you
Your fight is our fight

A slave overseas
And in course I will be chained
Freedom for all man
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Last and final edit

Your chaos is mine
Become one Ukraine brothers
A flame for freedom

The sea is water
My boat will sail fast for you
Your fight is our fight

A slave overseas
And in course I will be chained
Freedom for all man
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Julian assange
And Edward Snowden as well
Should have been pardoned
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When you realize
The crimes against everyone
You will be angry
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I keep getting banned
I never understand why
But fuck all Trumpers
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If I had dollars
Corona, omicron and
Delta you would see
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