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Can I be Jesus' wife?

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/03/2023 03:26 AM
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Agape Love
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Awww :)
 Quoting: Nazzy3


You know, I'll quit bumping but need to say I do love you.

It doesn't matter to me what to make of it. I can help you, if you need it. I'm not expecting a relationship, but I wouldn't mind a better one either. I love you so much, I cannot get you out of my head since last year. I'll be quiet now.
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04/11/2023 04:31 AM
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Quit with the smack.
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04/11/2023 04:33 AM
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I would rather be Satan's Whore than the Bride of Christ!
___Daughter of Babylon
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04/11/2023 04:34 AM

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Can you carry and operate a leaf blower?
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LOL. :)
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Become a nun. Then you can be a bride of Christ.
 Quoting: TheExBunkerBill


No!! Repent!! Be baptized in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ for the remission of sins and receive the Holy Ghost!!

I'm a man!
A born again in the Holy Spirit of the one true living God by the precious blood of the only begotten of the Father, Jesus Christ. And my vessel is being sanctified for the glory of God and His kingdom that is to come.

And I am grafted into spiritual Israel and as a bridesmaid I await the bridegroom for the wedding of the body of Christ.

When Christ who is our life shall appear, we too shall appear with Him in glory.

Hallelujah, to the King of Kings.

Nowhere in the Word of God does it say to become a nun!! Nowhere!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74960854


That's subject to debate.

Like all Christian "men" you had your balls cut off ages ago.

They will be selling fur coats in Hell long before I bow to some itinerant Mideast rabbi; that's for sure.
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Become a nun. Then you can be a bride of Christ.
 Quoting: TheExBunkerBill


No!! Repent!! Be baptized in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ for the remission of sins and receive the Holy Ghost!!

I'm a man!
A born again in the Holy Spirit of the one true living God by the precious blood of the only begotten of the Father, Jesus Christ. And my vessel is being sanctified for the glory of God and His kingdom that is to come.

And I am grafted into spiritual Israel and as a bridesmaid I await the bridegroom for the wedding of the body of Christ.

When Christ who is our life shall appear, we too shall appear with Him in glory.

Hallelujah, to the King of Kings.

Nowhere in the Word of God does it say to become a nun!! Nowhere!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74960854


That's subject to debate.

Like all Christian "men" you had your balls cut off ages ago.

They will be selling fur coats in Hell long before I bow to some itinerant Mideast rabbi; that's for sure.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85557347


And he even admits he is a bridesmaid!

I did not even notice that with the first quote!

Oh My! A man must have total lack of self respect to call himself such a thing.
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Virtue signalling points unlocked. +35 power-up.
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Become a nun. Then you can be a bride of Christ.
 Quoting: TheExBunkerBill


No!! Repent!! Be baptized in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ for the remission of sins and receive the Holy Ghost!!

I'm a man!
A born again in the Holy Spirit of the one true living God by the precious blood of the only begotten of the Father, Jesus Christ. And my vessel is being sanctified for the glory of God and His kingdom that is to come.

And I am grafted into spiritual Israel and as a bridesmaid I await the bridegroom for the wedding of the body of Christ.

When Christ who is our life shall appear, we too shall appear with Him in glory.

Hallelujah, to the King of Kings.

Nowhere in the Word of God does it say to become a nun!! Nowhere!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74960854


That's subject to debate.

Like all Christian "men" you had your balls cut off ages ago.

They will be selling fur coats in Hell long before I bow to some itinerant Mideast rabbi; that's for sure.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85557347


And he even admits he is a bridesmaid!

I did not even notice that with the first quote!

Oh My! A man must have total lack of self respect to call himself such a thing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85557347



This is the main reason; I want to stress it over and over again why America was conquered and converted into a New World Order rathole.

The American Christian men are pathetic, cowardly wimps who could not defend a mouse hole.
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Out of all the religions, why do you think the world attacks Jesus?

Because he SHOWED them and made a point to deal with SIN. What does the fool say about that?
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04/11/2023 05:09 AM
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I wanna be His best friend at least
 Quoting: Nazzy3


Sure why not just change nazzy to nutzzy and you can do what ever you like ..
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04/11/2023 05:59 AM
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Mary Magdalene had that job.
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Become a nun. Then you can be a bride of Christ.
 Quoting: TheExBunkerBill


No!! Repent!! Be baptized in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ for the remission of sins and receive the Holy Ghost!!

I'm a man!
A born again in the Holy Spirit of the one true living God by the precious blood of the only begotten of the Father, Jesus Christ. And my vessel is being sanctified for the glory of God and His kingdom that is to come.

And I am grafted into spiritual Israel and as a bridesmaid I await the bridegroom for the wedding of the body of Christ.

When Christ who is our life shall appear, we too shall appear with Him in glory.

Hallelujah, to the King of Kings.

Nowhere in the Word of God does it say to become a nun!! Nowhere!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74960854


That's subject to debate.

Like all Christian "men" you had your balls cut off ages ago.

They will be selling fur coats in Hell long before I bow to some itinerant Mideast rabbi; that's for sure.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85557347


You just broadcasted yer blazingly rabid ig'nance, foolishness and stupidity, mo-ron.

And yet you wonder why yo' sawwy life is cursed. lol





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