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Can I be Jesus' wife?

 
Nazzy3
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Can I be Jesus' wife?
I wanna be His best friend at least
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04/10/2018 08:51 PM
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
Tell Him, not GLP.
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Tell Him, not GLP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75837404


I did ;)
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I wanna be His best friend at least
 Quoting: Nazzy3


You’re saying you want to be “Friends With Benefits” with Jesus?

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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
I wanna be His best friend at least
 Quoting: Nazzy3


You’re saying you want to be “Friends With Benefits” with Jesus?

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75414566


I wanna marry Him when He returns lol
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
Become a nun. Then you can be a bride of Christ.
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
Tell Him, not GLP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75837404


I did ;)
 Quoting: Nazzy3


No, you told GLP. Leave us out of your conversations.
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chuckle
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
Is that pussy a 10 outa 10 otherwise you dont make the cut baby
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
Tell Him, not GLP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75837404


I did ;)
 Quoting: Nazzy3


No, you told GLP. Leave us out of your conversations.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75837404


Be nice tonthe girl im here also
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Is that pussy a 10 outa 10 otherwise you dont make the cut baby
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76450492


^^^
THIS

Jesus likes a nice fresh and clean meaty burger !
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
I wanna be His best friend at least
 Quoting: Nazzy3


but are you a Christian?
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
Become a nun. Then you can be a bride of Christ.
 Quoting: TheExBunkerBill


No!! Repent!! Be baptized in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ for the remission of sins and receive the Holy Ghost!!

I'm a man! A born again in the Holy Spirit of the one true living God by the precious blood of the only begotten of the Father, Jesus Christ. And my vessel is being sanctified for the glory of God and His kingdom that is to come.

And I am grafted into spiritual Israel and as a bridesmaid I await the bridegroom for the wedding of the body of Christ.

When Christ who is our life shall appear, we too shall appear with Him in glory.

Hallelujah, to the King of Kings.

Nowhere in the Word of God does it say to become a nun!! Nowhere!!
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
Become a nun. Then you can be a bride of Christ.
 Quoting: TheExBunkerBill


No!! Repent!! Be baptized in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ for the remission of sins and receive the Holy Ghost!!

I'm a man! A born again in the Holy Spirit of the one true living God by the precious blood of the only begotten of the Father, Jesus Christ. And my vessel is being sanctified for the glory of God and His kingdom that is to come.

And I am grafted into spiritual Israel and as a bridesmaid I await the bridegroom for the wedding of the body of Christ.

When Christ who is our life shall appear, we too shall appear with Him in glory.

Hallelujah, to the King of Kings.

Nowhere in the Word of God does it say to become a nun!! Nowhere!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74960854


I've repented many times.
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
Is that pussy a 10 outa 10 otherwise you dont make the cut baby
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76450492


Yes but Jesus doesnt care bout sex as much as these heathens out here
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
Is that pussy a 10 outa 10 otherwise you dont make the cut baby
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76450492


Yes but Jesus doesnt care bout sex as much as these heathens out here
 Quoting: Nazzy3


That is true I dont have no need for it but there are times in my life where I can make it a hobby if it is fullfilling enough.. I like how you answered yes about the worth of that pussy of yours.. il keep you in mind ok.. by3 for now sweety..
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i thought all the christians were the "bride of christ"...?
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
Is that pussy a 10 outa 10 otherwise you dont make the cut baby
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76450492


Yes but Jesus doesnt care bout sex as much as these heathens out here
 Quoting: Nazzy3


That is true I dont have no need for it but there are times in my life where I can make it a hobby if it is fullfilling enough.. I like how you answered yes about the worth of that pussy of yours.. il keep you in mind ok.. by3 for now sweety..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76450492


Haha ok
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Can you carry and operate a leaf blower?
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
i thought all the christians were the "bride of christ"...?
 Quoting: woowoochic


There is the impersonal bride (the church) and his own personal bride (a woman he is in love with).
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
Is that pussy a 10 outa 10 otherwise you dont make the cut baby
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76450492


Yes but Jesus doesnt care bout sex as much as these heathens out here
 Quoting: Nazzy3


Jesus likes to get wild on Friday nights

he drinks a little wine and bangs all night.
hope you can handle that.

the rest of the week he is busy
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
ooh lala bet he would love that
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
Is that pussy a 10 outa 10 otherwise you dont make the cut baby
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76450492


Yes but Jesus doesnt care bout sex as much as these heathens out here
 Quoting: Nazzy3


Jesus likes to get wild on Friday nights

he drinks a little wine and bangs all night.
hope you can handle that.

the rest of the week he is busy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


Lol cool as long as he texts me
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
ooh lala bet he would love that
 Quoting: Ver1tas


I hope so cus I love Him
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
Is that pussy a 10 outa 10 otherwise you dont make the cut baby
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76450492


Yes but Jesus doesnt care bout sex as much as these heathens out here
 Quoting: Nazzy3


Jesus likes to get wild on Friday nights

he drinks a little wine and bangs all night.
hope you can handle that.

the rest of the week he is busy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


Lol cool as long as he texts me
 Quoting: Nazzy3


nobody callin on the phone, cept for the pope maybe alone
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
I had a dream Post Malone was my bf and he looks like Jesus lol. He was so nice too giving me flowers
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
Is that pussy a 10 outa 10 otherwise you dont make the cut baby
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76450492


Yes but Jesus doesnt care bout sex as much as these heathens out here
 Quoting: Nazzy3


Jesus likes to get wild on Friday nights

he drinks a little wine and bangs all night.
hope you can handle that.

the rest of the week he is busy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


Lol cool as long as he texts me
 Quoting: Nazzy3


he doesnt care about texting much.

but on friday nights when he is getting all hot and wild with you and the headboard on the bed is banging against the wall he likes it when you call him dirty names like heathen.
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
I wanna be His best friend at least
 Quoting: Nazzy3


Did you ask him about being his dog?
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
do it
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
Sure! Anyone can if they sincerely repent/ask forgiveness for their sins, confess with their mouths that Jesus Christ/YahuShua is God's Son and believe in their heart that God raised Him from the dead.

Just remember, there are two types of "Brides" who go out to meet Him when the shout of the Bridegroom is heard...those who have the Holy Spirit ("oil" in their lamps/ Wise Brides) and those who do not (Foolish Brides/lukewarm Christians). Only the Wise Brides with God's indwelling Holy Spirit are allowed into the Wedding Supper.

There is still time left but not much. If you have asked Jesus into your heart as your Savior and Lord and mean it then pray and ask God to fill you with His Holy Spirit ("Oil" in your lamp). His indwelling Holy Spirit is the only way you will be able to discern how to navigate these last days and Jesus will be your protection until He brings you Home! There will be many lukewarm Christians surprised on that day who believed a lie. LOVE HIM and MEAN IT!

God is a Good Father and He promises His Holy Spirit to all who genuinely ask. (Luke 11:13 "If you then, though you are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father in heaven give the Holy Spirit to those who ask him!") but you better ask fast as time is truly running out!

Tick Tock

Peace.
"If you confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved." Romans 10:9

"It will be good for those servants whose master finds them WATCHING when he comes..."Luke 12:37

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