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Can I be Jesus' wife?

 
Nazzy3  (OP)

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Sure! Anyone can if they sincerely repent/ask forgiveness for their sins, confess with their mouths that Jesus Christ/YahuShua is God's Son and believe in their heart that God raised Him from the dead.

Just remember, there are two types of "Brides" who go out to meet Him when the shout of the Bridegroom is heard...those who have the Holy Spirit ("oil" in their lamps/ Wise Brides) and those who do not (Foolish Brides/lukewarm Christians). Only the Wise Brides with God's indwelling Holy Spirit are allowed into the Wedding Supper.

There is still time left but not much. If you have asked Jesus into your heart as your Savior and Lord and mean it then pray and ask God to fill you with His Holy Spirit ("Oil" in your lamp). His indwelling Holy Spirit is the only way you will be able to discern how to navigate these last days and Jesus will be your protection until He brings you Home! There will be many lukewarm Christians surprised on that day who believed a lie. LOVE HIM and MEAN IT!

God is a Good Father and He promises His Holy Spirit to all who genuinely ask. (Luke 11:13 "If you then, though you are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father in heaven give the Holy Spirit to those who ask him!") but you better ask fast as time is truly running out!

Tick Tock

Peace.
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I just asked again. I do mean it when I say I love Him. He changed my world
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I wanna be His best friend at least
 Quoting: Nazzy3


OP , good luck with that.

Last Edited by Winterwinds on 04/10/2018 09:38 PM
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
I wanna be His best friend at least
 Quoting: Nazzy3


OP is the ultimate Gold digger of the world. So power hungry and filled with Lust instead of filled with a heart of gold.
 Quoting: Winterwinds


she is just a little horny for Jesus.
give her a break
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04/10/2018 09:39 PM

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Yes but Jesus doesnt care bout sex as much as these heathens out here
 Quoting: Nazzy3


Jesus likes to get wild on Friday nights

he drinks a little wine and bangs all night.
hope you can handle that.

the rest of the week he is busy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


Lol cool as long as he texts me
 Quoting: Nazzy3


he doesnt care about texting much.

but on friday nights when he is getting all hot and wild with you and the headboard on the bed is banging against the wall he likes it when you call him dirty names like heathen.
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Hmm u sure bout that? Alrighty then
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Tell Him, not GLP.
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I did ;)
 Quoting: Nazzy3


You dont wanna hang out with that guy, hes not as nice and fluffy as he is portrayed in the book. He will make you cry...alot.You probably wont get laid much either...Just sayin.
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
I wanna be His best friend at least
 Quoting: Nazzy3


OP is the ultimate Gold digger of the world. So power hungry and filled with Lust instead of filled with a heart of gold.
 Quoting: Winterwinds


she is just a little horny for Jesus.
give her a break
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


I'm not even horny. I just like to meet Him. And I'm def not power hungry
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04/10/2018 09:41 PM
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 Quoting: **Watcher**


I just asked again. I do mean it when I say I love Him. He changed my world
 Quoting: Nazzy3


he likes freckles.
they are a big turn on for him and he likes them a lot.
so if you have freckles he might want to get hot and wild with you 3 nights a week instead of only on Friday nights.
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Tell Him, not GLP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75837404


I did ;)
 Quoting: Nazzy3


You dont wanna hang out with that guy, hes not as nice and fluffy as he is portrayed in the book. He will make you cry...alot.You probably wont get laid much either...Just sayin.
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Maybe I met him them
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 Quoting: **Watcher**


I just asked again. I do mean it when I say I love Him. He changed my world
 Quoting: Nazzy3


he likes freckles.
they are a big turn on for him and he likes them a lot.
so if you have freckles he might want to get hot and wild with you 3 nights a week instead of only on Friday nights.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


Shut up
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
I don't see why not.

After all, Jesus may need someone to marry that's an actual citizen so he can become Naturalized.
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
I wanna be His best friend at least
 Quoting: Nazzy3


OP is the ultimate Gold digger of the world. So power hungry and filled with Lust instead of filled with a heart of gold.
 Quoting: Winterwinds


she is just a little horny for Jesus.
give her a break
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


I'm not even horny. I just like to meet Him. And I'm def not power hungry
 Quoting: Nazzy3


if you meet him you will get instantly horny.
just dont grab him by the penis unexpectedly.

if he thinks your just another crazed fanatic groupie he wont want you to be his #1 girlfriend
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
I don't see why not.

After all, Jesus may need someone to marry that's an actual citizen so he can become Naturalized.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75522549


Ok as long as I His approval. I hear yes in my mind so I'll be waiting
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 Quoting: **Watcher**


I just asked again. I do mean it when I say I love Him. He changed my world
 Quoting: Nazzy3


he likes freckles.
they are a big turn on for him and he likes them a lot.
so if you have freckles he might want to get hot and wild with you 3 nights a week instead of only on Friday nights.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


Shut up
 Quoting: Nazzy3


no
its true

he loves freckles
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
SO...what if you are anointed with oil, and are married already but asexual 9 years? When you are as an angel, you are asexual.
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OP is the ultimate Gold digger of the world. So power hungry and filled with Lust instead of filled with a heart of gold.
 Quoting: Winterwinds


she is just a little horny for Jesus.
give her a break
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


I'm not even horny. I just like to meet Him. And I'm def not power hungry
 Quoting: Nazzy3


if you meet him you will get instantly horny.
just dont grab him by the penis unexpectedly.

if he thinks your just another crazed fanatic groupie he wont want you to be his #1 girlfriend
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


I'm shy I don't grope ppl
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
Not given sexually in marriage.
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Sure! Anyone can if they sincerely repent/ask forgiveness for their sins, confess with their mouths that Jesus Christ/YahuShua is God's Son and believe in their heart that God raised Him from the dead.

Just remember, there are two types of "Brides" who go out to meet Him when the shout of the Bridegroom is heard...those who have the Holy Spirit ("oil" in their lamps/ Wise Brides) and those who do not (Foolish Brides/lukewarm Christians). Only the Wise Brides with God's indwelling Holy Spirit are allowed into the Wedding Supper.

There is still time left but not much. If you have asked Jesus into your heart as your Savior and Lord and mean it then pray and ask God to fill you with His Holy Spirit ("Oil" in your lamp). His indwelling Holy Spirit is the only way you will be able to discern how to navigate these last days and Jesus will be your protection until He brings you Home! There will be many lukewarm Christians surprised on that day who believed a lie. LOVE HIM and MEAN IT!

God is a Good Father and He promises His Holy Spirit to all who genuinely ask. (Luke 11:13 "If you then, though you are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father in heaven give the Holy Spirit to those who ask him!") but you better ask fast as time is truly running out!

Tick Tock

Peace.
 Quoting: **Watcher**


LoL

But what if you're not down with the Holy Trinity?

What then?
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
Not given sexually in marriage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75530075


What about kisses?
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she is just a little horny for Jesus.
give her a break
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


I'm not even horny. I just like to meet Him. And I'm def not power hungry
 Quoting: Nazzy3


if you meet him you will get instantly horny.
just dont grab him by the penis unexpectedly.

if he thinks your just another crazed fanatic groupie he wont want you to be his #1 girlfriend
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


I'm shy I don't grope ppl
 Quoting: Nazzy3


he likes shy
he is a little shy too

so if you have freckles then maybe you and Jesus will be a good match
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I'm not even horny. I just like to meet Him. And I'm def not power hungry
 Quoting: Nazzy3


if you meet him you will get instantly horny.
just dont grab him by the penis unexpectedly.

if he thinks your just another crazed fanatic groupie he wont want you to be his #1 girlfriend
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


I'm shy I don't grope ppl
 Quoting: Nazzy3


he likes shy
he is a little shy too

so if you have freckles then maybe you and Jesus will be a good match
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


I have beauty marks but no freckles on my face
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
Jesus replied, “You are mistaken because you do not know the Scriptures or the power of God.

In the resurrection, people will neither marry nor be given in marriage. Instead, they will be like the angels in heaven.

Matt 22:30
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if you meet him you will get instantly horny.
just dont grab him by the penis unexpectedly.

if he thinks your just another crazed fanatic groupie he wont want you to be his #1 girlfriend
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


I'm shy I don't grope ppl
 Quoting: Nazzy3


he likes shy
he is a little shy too

so if you have freckles then maybe you and Jesus will be a good match
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


I have beauty marks but no freckles on my face
 Quoting: Nazzy3


not even a few little ones?
how about some freckles on your back ?
anywhere ?
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04/10/2018 09:51 PM

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I'm shy I don't grope ppl
 Quoting: Nazzy3


he likes shy
he is a little shy too

so if you have freckles then maybe you and Jesus will be a good match
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


I have beauty marks but no freckles on my face
 Quoting: Nazzy3


not even a few little ones?
how about some freckles on your back ?
anywhere ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


Yea I have a few
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he likes shy
he is a little shy too

so if you have freckles then maybe you and Jesus will be a good match
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


I have beauty marks but no freckles on my face
 Quoting: Nazzy3


not even a few little ones?
how about some freckles on your back ?
anywhere ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


Yea I have a few
 Quoting: Nazzy3


thats sweet!

you have a shot then.
Jesus will pick his #1 girlfriend soon out of a list of about 1.7 million ladies.

Jim Carrey is telling you "there's a chance"
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Tell Him, not GLP.
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I did ;)
 Quoting: Nazzy3


You dont wanna hang out with that guy, hes not as nice and fluffy as he is portrayed in the book. He will make you cry...alot.You probably wont get laid much either...Just sayin.
 Quoting: Not Jebus 76447692


Maybe I met him them
 Quoting: Nazzy3


Maybe your talking to him.
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I have beauty marks but no freckles on my face
 Quoting: Nazzy3


not even a few little ones?
how about some freckles on your back ?
anywhere ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


Yea I have a few
 Quoting: Nazzy3


thats sweet!

you have a shot then.
Jesus will pick his #1 girlfriend soon out of a list of about 1.7 million ladies.

Jim Carrey is telling you "there's a chance"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


Is He here already? When He get here.
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I have beauty marks but no freckles on my face
 Quoting: Nazzy3


not even a few little ones?
how about some freckles on your back ?
anywhere ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


Yea I have a few
 Quoting: Nazzy3


thats sweet!

you have a shot then.
Jesus will pick his #1 girlfriend soon out of a list of about 1.7 million ladies.

Jim Carrey is telling you "there's a chance"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


Sorry, you got to put in the time with him, to hang with him...THAT position is filled.

I offered to help both jim carry and gaga, as I can see they are struggling at a crossroads....Apparently they dont want help. Sigh. As you all will. Ahmen
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not even a few little ones?
how about some freckles on your back ?
anywhere ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


Yea I have a few
 Quoting: Nazzy3


thats sweet!

you have a shot then.
Jesus will pick his #1 girlfriend soon out of a list of about 1.7 million ladies.

Jim Carrey is telling you "there's a chance"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


Is He here already? When He get here.
 Quoting: Nazzy3


be patient.
you will find him when your not looking for him.
when you are truly free. is when he will come see you.


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To real for you? Thats exactly why you dont want to meet him in person.
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To real for you? Thats exactly why you dont want to meet him in person.
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Lol no I'm cool





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