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Can I be Jesus' wife?

 
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04/10/2018 10:04 PM
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Become a nun. Then you can be a bride of Christ.
 Quoting: TheExBunkerBill


No!! Repent!! Be baptized in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ for the remission of sins and receive the Holy Ghost!!

I'm a man! A born again in the Holy Spirit of the one true living God by the precious blood of the only begotten of the Father, Jesus Christ. And my vessel is being sanctified for the glory of God and His kingdom that is to come.

And I am grafted into spiritual Israel and as a bridesmaid I await the bridegroom for the wedding of the body of Christ.

When Christ who is our life shall appear, we too shall appear with Him in glory.

Hallelujah, to the King of Kings.

Nowhere in the Word of God does it say to become a nun!! Nowhere!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74960854


Canadians say the strangest stuff.
Can I get a Green Lantern ring as well as the Holy Ghost?
Nazzy3  (OP)

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04/10/2018 10:06 PM

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Jesus says He Loves Me
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04/10/2018 10:07 PM
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Agape Love
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04/10/2018 10:10 PM
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ishq
in classical Persian, literally means 'love', 'agape'.

The word is derived from ‘ashiqah, a vine: the common belief is that when love takes its root in the heart of a lover, everything other than god is effaced.

The term "Ishq" is excessively used by sufis in their poetry and literature to describe their selfless and 'burning love for the creation and Creator'.

It is the core concept as it is the key to the connection between man and God. Ishq itself is the basis of 'creation'.
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Agape Love
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75530075


Awww :)
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04/10/2018 10:11 PM
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To real for you? Thats exactly why you dont want to meet him in person.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76447692


Lol no I'm cool
 Quoting: Nazzy3


alright then. Put up your contact info.
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
ishq
in classical Persian, literally means 'love', 'agape'.

The word is derived from ‘ashiqah, a vine: the common belief is that when love takes its root in the heart of a lover, everything other than god is effaced.

The term "Ishq" is excessively used by sufis in their poetry and literature to describe their selfless and 'burning love for the creation and Creator'.

It is the core concept as it is the key to the connection between man and God. Ishq itself is the basis of 'creation'.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75530075


selfless love = sacrifice
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04/10/2018 10:13 PM

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To real for you? Thats exactly why you dont want to meet him in person.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76447692


Lol no I'm cool
 Quoting: Nazzy3


alright then. Put up your contact info.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76447692


[link to m.facebook.com (secure)]
Nazzy3  (OP)

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04/10/2018 10:17 PM

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To real for you? Thats exactly why you dont want to meet him in person.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76447692


Lol no I'm cool
 Quoting: Nazzy3


alright then. Put up your contact info.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76447692


[link to m.facebook.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Nazzy3


Btw I broke up with my ex
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04/10/2018 10:18 PM
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To real for you? Thats exactly why you dont want to meet him in person.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76447692


Lol no I'm cool
 Quoting: Nazzy3


alright then. Put up your contact info.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76447692


[link to m.facebook.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Nazzy3


Serious. Alright then.



2:20

Careful. I dangerous.
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04/10/2018 10:19 PM
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I have beauty marks but no freckles on my face
 Quoting: Nazzy3


not even a few little ones?
how about some freckles on your back ?
anywhere ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


Yea I have a few
 Quoting: Nazzy3


thats sweet!

you have a shot then.
Jesus will pick his #1 girlfriend soon out of a list of about 1.7 million ladies.

Jim Carrey is telling you "there's a chance"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584


Do you ever remain quiet and stop talking about the King like he is just another person?

You will bow.
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04/10/2018 10:21 PM

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Lol no I'm cool
 Quoting: Nazzy3


alright then. Put up your contact info.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76447692


[link to m.facebook.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Nazzy3


Serious. Alright then.



2:20

Careful. I dangerous.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76447692


Jesus is as gentle as a Lamb
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04/10/2018 10:24 PM
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THEY will kill your career, sent contact info from secure line.
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04/10/2018 10:24 PM
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No, he isnt. This time he is vengeance, as written. THAT is the difference between salvation and deliverance.
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04/10/2018 10:25 PM
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THEY will kill your career, sent contact info from secure line.
 Quoting: Ver1tas


Shes safe. Even if a little unrestrained. Shes in no danger.
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alright then. Put up your contact info.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76447692


[link to m.facebook.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Nazzy3


Serious. Alright then.



2:20

Careful. I dangerous.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76447692


Jesus is as gentle as a Lamb
 Quoting: Nazzy3


The first time He was the sacrificial lamb, the second time He is the judgemental lion.
Nazzy3  (OP)

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04/10/2018 10:28 PM

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Serious. Alright then.



2:20

Careful. I dangerous.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76447692


Jesus is as gentle as a Lamb
 Quoting: Nazzy3


The first time He was the sacrificial lamb, the second time He is the judgemental lion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75837404


He can judge me. And I'm not afraid of amything. I have no career anyway.
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04/10/2018 10:33 PM
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Serious. Alright then.



2:20

Careful. I dangerous.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76447692


Jesus is as gentle as a Lamb
 Quoting: Nazzy3


The first time He was the sacrificial lamb, the second time He is the judgemental lion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75837404


He can judge me. And I'm not afraid of amything. I have no career anyway.
 Quoting: Nazzy3


Keep that mindset.
Hold on to Christ, and let go of the world, and you'll be fine.
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04/10/2018 10:36 PM

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Jesus is as gentle as a Lamb
 Quoting: Nazzy3


The first time He was the sacrificial lamb, the second time He is the judgemental lion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75837404


He can judge me. And I'm not afraid of amything. I have no career anyway.
 Quoting: Nazzy3


Keep that mindset.
Hold on to Christ, and let go of the world, and you'll be fine.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75837404


Thank you
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04/10/2018 10:43 PM
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 Quoting: Nazzy3


Serious. Alright then.



2:20

Careful. I dangerous.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76447692


Jesus is as gentle as a Lamb
 Quoting: Nazzy3


The first time He was the sacrificial lamb, the second time He is the judgemental lion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75837404


^
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The first time He was the sacrificial lamb, the second time He is the judgemental lion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75837404


He can judge me. And I'm not afraid of amything. I have no career anyway.
 Quoting: Nazzy3


Keep that mindset.
Hold on to Christ, and let go of the world, and you'll be fine.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75837404


Thank you
 Quoting: Nazzy3


Check your messenger.
Michael
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Jesus is as gentle as a Lamb
 Quoting: Nazzy3


The first time He was the sacrificial lamb, the second time He is the judgemental lion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75837404


He can judge me. And I'm not afraid of amything. I have no career anyway.
 Quoting: Nazzy3


Keep that mindset.
Hold on to Christ, and let go of the world, and you'll be fine.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75837404


^
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04/11/2018 01:01 AM
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Become a nun. Then you can be a bride of Christ.
 Quoting: TheExBunkerBill


No!! Repent!! Be baptized in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ for the remission of sins and receive the Holy Ghost!!

I'm a man! A born again in the Holy Spirit of the one true living God by the precious blood of the only begotten of the Father, Jesus Christ. And my vessel is being sanctified for the glory of God and His kingdom that is to come.

And I am grafted into spiritual Israel and as a bridesmaid I await the bridegroom for the wedding of the body of Christ.

When Christ who is our life shall appear, we too shall appear with Him in glory.

Hallelujah, to the King of Kings.

Nowhere in the Word of God does it say to become a nun!! Nowhere!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74960854


Yea,... an eighth of some Albino Penis Envy on an empty stomach should take care of your ailments.
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04/11/2018 01:02 AM
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Re: Can I be Jesus' wife?
Why you asking them?
Better meet him first
See if you guys click
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04/11/2018 01:14 AM

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Why you asking them?
Better meet him first
See if you guys click
X
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45818062


I would like to
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04/11/2018 01:22 AM
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I had a dream Post Malone was my bf and he looks like Jesus lol. He was so nice too giving me flowers
 Quoting: Nazzy3


Look outside. GOD gave you flowers. Jesus gives you life.
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04/11/2018 01:31 AM
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He is in heaven.
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Probably not, he likes to hang out with prostitutes.
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I had a dream Post Malone was my bf and he looks like Jesus lol. He was so nice too giving me flowers
 Quoting: Nazzy3


Look outside. GOD gave you flowers. Jesus gives you life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44275355


Yes there are pretty tulips and daffodils that I do need to go look at out front





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