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Neph User ID: 76452988 United States 04/11/2018 02:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Very correct, although the human body (vessel) necessity is natural. It comes in stages I have noticed. If you want to be with him, intellect is appreciated as well as trust. Have a feeling you already know this. If you have mingled then just ask him. What is the worst that could happen. |
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S - Not one of Them User ID: 76444395 Sweden 04/11/2018 02:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There is the impersonal bride (the church) and his own personal bride (a woman he is in love with). His love songs to Her [link to youtube.com (secure)] [link to youtube.com (secure)] . |
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User ID: 75981154 United States 04/11/2018 02:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He likes to help people, put it together. Jealousy isn’t an attractive trait. He doesn’t “fool around” with them. He tries to help guide. He wouldn’t lower himself to fornicate with such beings. Lol, well a lot of biblical scholars believe otherwise who think Jesus probably did get it on with Mary Magdalene. And who exactly am I supposed to be jealous of here? |
S - Not one of Them User ID: 76444395 Sweden 04/11/2018 02:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There is the impersonal bride (the church) and his own personal bride (a woman he is in love with). His love songs to Her [link to youtube.com (secure)] [link to youtube.com (secure)] . ... M. Magdalene's song, missing him, ... after Jesus ascended.. [link to youtube.com (secure)] . . |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76447692 United States 04/11/2018 02:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No!! Repent!! Be baptized in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ for the remission of sins and receive the Holy Ghost!! I'm a man! A born again in the Holy Spirit of the one true living God by the precious blood of the only begotten of the Father, Jesus Christ. And my vessel is being sanctified for the glory of God and His kingdom that is to come. And I am grafted into spiritual Israel and as a bridesmaid I await the bridegroom for the wedding of the body of Christ. When Christ who is our life shall appear, we too shall appear with Him in glory. Hallelujah, to the King of Kings. Nowhere in the Word of God does it say to become a nun!! Nowhere!! Canadians say the strangest stuff. Can I get a Green Lantern ring as well as the Holy Ghost? I heard he had a nun porn addicktion for awhile...but didnt make it a habit.. Eh? Eh? Funny...Like I keep saying. Wait till you see the punch line. Jim jones aint got shit on me. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76447692 United States 04/11/2018 02:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There is the impersonal bride (the church) and his own personal bride (a woman he is in love with). His love songs to Her [link to youtube.com (secure)] [link to youtube.com (secure)] . ... M. Magdalene's song, missing him, ... after Jesus ascended.. [link to youtube.com (secure)] . . hello 444 been watching you awhile. Hows nwi treating you? Lol. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75837404 Netherlands 04/11/2018 02:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No!! Repent!! Be baptized in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ for the remission of sins and receive the Holy Ghost!! I'm a man! A born again in the Holy Spirit of the one true living God by the precious blood of the only begotten of the Father, Jesus Christ. And my vessel is being sanctified for the glory of God and His kingdom that is to come. And I am grafted into spiritual Israel and as a bridesmaid I await the bridegroom for the wedding of the body of Christ. When Christ who is our life shall appear, we too shall appear with Him in glory. Hallelujah, to the King of Kings. Nowhere in the Word of God does it say to become a nun!! Nowhere!! Canadians say the strangest stuff. Can I get a Green Lantern ring as well as the Holy Ghost? I heard he had a nun porn addicktion for awhile...but didnt make it a habit.. Eh? Eh? Funny...Like I keep saying. Wait till you see the punch line. Jim jones aint got shit on me. You're not funny and you will regret your disrespectful words. |
Michael User ID: 76447692 United States 04/11/2018 02:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74960854 No!! Repent!! Be baptized in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ for the remission of sins and receive the Holy Ghost!! I'm a man! A born again in the Holy Spirit of the one true living God by the precious blood of the only begotten of the Father, Jesus Christ. And my vessel is being sanctified for the glory of God and His kingdom that is to come. And I am grafted into spiritual Israel and as a bridesmaid I await the bridegroom for the wedding of the body of Christ. When Christ who is our life shall appear, we too shall appear with Him in glory. Hallelujah, to the King of Kings. Nowhere in the Word of God does it say to become a nun!! Nowhere!! Canadians say the strangest stuff. Can I get a Green Lantern ring as well as the Holy Ghost? I heard he had a nun porn addicktion for awhile...but didnt make it a habit.. Eh? Eh? Funny...Like I keep saying. Wait till you see the punch line. Jim jones aint got shit on me. You're not funny and you will regret your disrespectful words. Sure I am. You just dont know the joke. Jesus doesnt need you to defend him. Hes got someone for that. And thhat person is not you. Yes really. |
Neph User ID: 76452988 United States 04/11/2018 02:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He likes to help people, put it together. Jealousy isn’t an attractive trait. He doesn’t “fool around” with them. He tries to help guide. He wouldn’t lower himself to fornicate with such beings. Lol, well a lot of biblical scholars believe otherwise who think Jesus probably did get it on with Mary Magdalene. And who exactly am I supposed to be jealous of here? Oh it was just a statement to see if you would claim the blame, it was in reference to nobody particular. Just figured you were which you stated. Mary Magdalene was an amazing woman. Although nobody here knows because they weren’t there at time of life. So how can one just assume from writings or hearsay? Anyway interpretation is your own accord of what you read and hear. Contemplating is the toughest part of free will decisions sometimes. Go with your gut, not your logical emotional state. Because most are brainwashed to a certain extent for specific reasons. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75837404 Netherlands 04/11/2018 02:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76456615 Canadians say the strangest stuff. Can I get a Green Lantern ring as well as the Holy Ghost? I heard he had a nun porn addicktion for awhile...but didnt make it a habit.. Eh? Eh? Funny...Like I keep saying. Wait till you see the punch line. Jim jones aint got shit on me. You're not funny and you will regret your disrespectful words. Sure I am. You just dont know the joke. Jesus doesnt need you to defend him. Hes got someone for that. And thhat person is not you. Yes really. You will fall to your knees and you will confess with your disrespectful mouth that Jesus is Lord. |
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Daniel 10:21 User ID: 76447692 United States 04/11/2018 02:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76447692 I heard he had a nun porn addicktion for awhile...but didnt make it a habit.. Eh? Eh? Funny...Like I keep saying. Wait till you see the punch line. Jim jones aint got shit on me. You're not funny and you will regret your disrespectful words. Sure I am. You just dont know the joke. Jesus doesnt need you to defend him. Hes got someone for that. And thhat person is not you. Yes really. You will fall to your knees and you will confess with your disrespectful mouth that Jesus is Lord. So will you. I have been in another to raise the dead when he CALLS JESUS CHRIST and then, I gave said breath of life, written in your instruction manual. When you can say the same honestly, as I am doing to you now. Then I will accept your rebuke. But as it is. Fuck off. Before you make me angry. I dont need to know you to touch you. You profess christ. Then you should also know not to mess with his servants/warriors. He is much less tight ass than you think. |
Three User ID: 76452988 United States 04/11/2018 02:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76447692 I heard he had a nun porn addicktion for awhile...but didnt make it a habit.. Eh? Eh? Funny...Like I keep saying. Wait till you see the punch line. Jim jones aint got shit on me. You're not funny and you will regret your disrespectful words. Sure I am. You just dont know the joke. Jesus doesnt need you to defend him. Hes got someone for that. And thhat person is not you. Yes really. You will fall to your knees and you will confess with your disrespectful mouth that Jesus is Lord. Well said, they already know this. It’s fun for them to poke and prod. When it comes down to it. They are all in fear. Yet, they have not realized what fear truly is .. yet. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75837404 Netherlands 04/11/2018 02:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75837404 You're not funny and you will regret your disrespectful words. Sure I am. You just dont know the joke. Jesus doesnt need you to defend him. Hes got someone for that. And thhat person is not you. Yes really. You will fall to your knees and you will confess with your disrespectful mouth that Jesus is Lord. So will you. I have been in another to raise the dead when he CALLS JESUS CHRIST and then, I gave said breath of life, written in your instruction manual. When you can say the same honestly, as I am doing to you now. Then I will accept your rebuke. But as it is. Fuck off. Before you make me angry. I dont need to know you to touch you. You profess christ. Then you should also know not to mess with his servants/warriors. He is much less tight ass than you think. :yep-butthurt: Get mad you disrespectful reprobate! |
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Ms Taco
User ID: 75981154 United States 04/11/2018 02:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He likes to help people, put it together. Jealousy isn’t an attractive trait. He doesn’t “fool around” with them. He tries to help guide. He wouldn’t lower himself to fornicate with such beings. Lol, well a lot of biblical scholars believe otherwise who think Jesus probably did get it on with Mary Magdalene. And who exactly am I supposed to be jealous of here? Mary Magdalene was an amazing woman. I agree and never said otherwise. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76447692 United States 04/11/2018 02:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Michael 76447692 Sure I am. You just dont know the joke. Jesus doesnt need you to defend him. Hes got someone for that. And thhat person is not you. Yes really. You will fall to your knees and you will confess with your disrespectful mouth that Jesus is Lord. So will you. I have been in another to raise the dead when he CALLS JESUS CHRIST and then, I gave said breath of life, written in your instruction manual. When you can say the same honestly, as I am doing to you now. Then I will accept your rebuke. But as it is. Fuck off. Before you make me angry. I dont need to know you to touch you. You profess christ. Then you should also know not to mess with his servants/warriors. He is much less tight ass than you think. :yep-butthurt: Get mad you disrespectful reprobate! Lol no Im smiling now...Enjoy your heart attack. Usually takes three days. Ill try not to make it fatal...Depends on what stuff your really made of. Guess well find out..well, you will, be sure to come back in a week telling me how nothing happened lol. Ps. Being a churchie is NOT the same thing as being a christian...as you and the church are about to find out..lol..be sure to talk shit later, when Im on your tell lie vision.. Tell the nurses high....It starts with a tightness and shortness of breath because your weak ass heart cant pump enough blood. Mine is so strong, after 4 heart attack, I simply regrew new veins..not quite as big as the origina but enough to do the job. Much like me turning this imaginary key is good enough to get you done. Be sure to pray to Jesus while its happening...as I said, Ill try not to make it fatal.. But youve got syrup on your pancakes..I can tell. |
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Observing User ID: 76452988 United States 04/11/2018 03:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75837404 You will fall to your knees and you will confess with your disrespectful mouth that Jesus is Lord. So will you. I have been in another to raise the dead when he CALLS JESUS CHRIST and then, I gave said breath of life, written in your instruction manual. When you can say the same honestly, as I am doing to you now. Then I will accept your rebuke. But as it is. Fuck off. Before you make me angry. I dont need to know you to touch you. You profess christ. Then you should also know not to mess with his servants/warriors. He is much less tight ass than you think. :yep-butthurt: Get mad you disrespectful reprobate! Lol no Im smiling now...Enjoy your heart attack. Usually takes three days. Ill try not to make it fatal...Depends on what stuff your really made of. Guess well find out..well, you will, be sure to come back in a week telling me how nothing happened lol. Ps. Being a churchie is NOT the same thing as being a christian...as you and the church are about to find out..lol..be sure to talk shit later, when Im on your tell lie vision.. Tell the nurses high....It starts with a tightness and shortness of breath because your weak ass heart cant pump enough blood. Mine is so strong, after 4 heart attack, I simply regrew new veins..not quite as big as the origina but enough to do the job. Much like me turning this imaginary key is good enough to get you done. Be sure to pray to Jesus while its happening...as I said, Ill try not to make it fatal.. But youve got syrup on your pancakes..I can tell. Your words are very harsh, holiness doesn’t speak this way opposing the defense of heartfelt actions. Your statement wasn’t amusing even if you meant nothing by it. To rise to such an extreme as attempting to manifest someone’s death is unwarranted and your last statement will not be realized because it has no merit. One of higher stature surely would never speak in this way over basics of speech. Which was in fact, was defending the King. We live and we learn. That’s enough. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76457480 Canada 04/11/2018 03:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just repent of your sins. Give yourself to God, his Son and the Holy Spirit. Accept Jesus into your heart and make him your Lord and savior. You will then be closer to the Trio than most. Sooner the better, no time like the present. Omnipresence is only theirs. |
Truth User ID: 76452988 United States 04/11/2018 03:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just repent of your sins. Give yourself to God, his Son and the Holy Spirit. Accept Jesus into your heart and make him your Lord and savior. You will then be closer to the Trio than most. Sooner the better, no time like the present. Omnipresence is only theirs. Thank you friend, for everything you do and what you represent. Know that the word is not what it seems. It is no longer in the control of others, but divinity has stepped in because it isn’t our world. It is His. |