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ItsAllOneBigLie
User ID: 61274960 United States 07/25/2015 11:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Of course cats can be dicks, that's common place knowledge. "The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." - Albert Camus "It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners." - Albert Camus "The trouble is, you think you have time." |
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Dreamer of Dreams User ID: 63577683 United States 07/26/2015 12:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cats are some pretty smart little fuckers. Our house cat is pretty awesome too. Black and white. Looks like the ba hambug cat eekers posted. He cuddles up alot to my three year old son and my wife. Me? Eh just when he wants food Quoting: El Penguino she loves cuddling up to me when i watch tv, but if i try to pet her she bites me. what a bitch LOL "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot |
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Dreamer of Dreams User ID: 63577683 United States 07/26/2015 12:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lmao I didn't realize what happened at first. It just stepped on his food for the hell of it? Haha! :D Quoting: calx more like used it as a trampoline "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot |
El Penguino
User ID: 30505261 United States 07/26/2015 12:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cats are some pretty smart little fuckers. Our house cat is pretty awesome too. Black and white. Looks like the ba hambug cat eekers posted. He cuddles up alot to my three year old son and my wife. Me? Eh just when he wants food Quoting: El Penguino she loves cuddling up to me when i watch tv, but if i try to pet her she bites me. what a bitch LOL Damn. Your cat sounds mean. My cat has never attempted a bite??? He does like to scratch however if I over pet him |
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Dreamer of Dreams User ID: 63577683 United States 07/26/2015 12:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cats are some pretty smart little fuckers. Our house cat is pretty awesome too. Black and white. Looks like the ba hambug cat eekers posted. He cuddles up alot to my three year old son and my wife. Me? Eh just when he wants food Quoting: El Penguino she loves cuddling up to me when i watch tv, but if i try to pet her she bites me. what a bitch LOL Damn. Your cat sounds mean. My cat has never attempted a bite??? He does like to scratch however if I over pet him the other two are very sweet, but the older one is a meanie. they are all rescues. "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot |
Earth Daughter
User ID: 59811970 United States 07/26/2015 12:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hahaha Loved it. My cat loves to push all my pencils on the floor. He's a pencil whore. Luckily no glass, lol. "Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein |
El Penguino
User ID: 30505261 United States 07/26/2015 12:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cats are some pretty smart little fuckers. Our house cat is pretty awesome too. Black and white. Looks like the ba hambug cat eekers posted. He cuddles up alot to my three year old son and my wife. Me? Eh just when he wants food Quoting: El Penguino she loves cuddling up to me when i watch tv, but if i try to pet her she bites me. what a bitch LOL Damn. Your cat sounds mean. My cat has never attempted a bite??? He does like to scratch however if I over pet him the other two are very sweet, but the older one is a meanie. they are all rescues. Whoa! Three cats! We are planning on adopting another one though. Idk two cats and two kids sounds like a lot of work :p |
Dixie Darlin'
(OP) User ID: 69170323 United States 07/26/2015 11:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My cat absolutely hates my husband. She'll be loving on me, and as soon as he walks in the room, she'll look at him like he's the devil. What's hilarious is when he goes to the bathroom, she frequently sits outside the door and growls. I can just imagine she's thinking, "I know you are in there doing something nasty, you horrible man! I'm telling Mom!" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 41014761 United States 07/26/2015 12:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cats are some pretty smart little fuckers. Our house cat is pretty awesome too. Black and white. Looks like the ba hambug cat eekers posted. He cuddles up alot to my three year old son and my wife. Me? Eh just when he wants food Quoting: El Penguino she loves cuddling up to me when i watch tv, but if i try to pet her she bites me. what a bitch LOL Damn. Your cat sounds mean. My cat has never attempted a bite??? He does like to scratch however if I over pet him the other two are very sweet, but the older one is a meanie. they are all rescues. Lol! Our oldest male kitteh is kind of a jerk to the two females, but they all love their humans! They're all rescue cats too...and the three dogs, as well. Petting zoo up in here! |
Hingle McCringleberry
Metal-American User ID: 69718773 United States 07/26/2015 12:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I love Asshole Cat! Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. “They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne |
Azila_Again
User ID: 69091738 United States 07/26/2015 12:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've recently been reminded again that yes, cats are dicks. Couple of months ago, one of my employees found what looked to be a 4 week old kitten in the engine of his work truck. He was terrified and hungry. Brought him home, nursed him back to health. Now I wear a water bottle on my hip like a gun. This dude is now hell on wheels around here. Cray-cray cat. If they say it's true, it probably isn't. |
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Bodiless
Forum Administrator User ID: 22251333 United States 07/26/2015 01:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Me too! Funny as heck and so true. No one owns cats, they just tolerate us cohabitating with them!! Last Edited by Bodiless on 07/26/2015 01:06 PM “We have assembled the most extensive and inclusive Voter Fraud Organization in the history of America”—Joe “SippyCup” Biden Joe Biden will never be the man Michelle Obama is The worst thing about dying is that you become a democratic voter for eternity |