I've recently been reminded again that yes, cats are dicks.

Couple of months ago, one of my employees found what looked to be a 4 week old kitten in the engine of his work truck.

He was terrified and hungry. Brought him home, nursed him back to health.

Now I wear a water bottle on my hip like a gun. This dude is now hell on wheels around here. Cray-cray cat.