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Think cats can't be dicks? Think again.

 
Dixie Darlin'
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Of course cats can be dicks, that's common place knowledge.
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so what that clown is a wimp

"oh no my cat stepped in my chicken the horror"

idiot reads the new yorker magazine
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oh my cats are total dicks LOL

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lmao that was funny. I thought the cat was gonna eat it.
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lol... of course they are!

cats were treated like gods by the egyptians... and they've never forgotten that.
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Cats are some pretty smart little fuckers. Our house cat is pretty awesome too. Black and white. Looks like the ba hambug cat eekers posted. He cuddles up alot to my three year old son and my wife. Me? Eh just when he wants food
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My cat is a bitch.
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Cats are some pretty smart little fuckers. Our house cat is pretty awesome too. Black and white. Looks like the ba hambug cat eekers posted. He cuddles up alot to my three year old son and my wife. Me? Eh just when he wants food
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she loves cuddling up to me when i watch tv, but if i try to pet her she bites me. what a bitch LOL
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Lmao I didn't realize what happened at first. It just stepped on his food for the hell of it? Haha! :D
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Lmao I didn't realize what happened at first. It just stepped on his food for the hell of it? Haha! :D
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more like used it as a trampoline cruise
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Cats are some pretty smart little fuckers. Our house cat is pretty awesome too. Black and white. Looks like the ba hambug cat eekers posted. He cuddles up alot to my three year old son and my wife. Me? Eh just when he wants food
 Quoting: El Penguino


she loves cuddling up to me when i watch tv, but if i try to pet her she bites me. what a bitch LOL
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Damn. Your cat sounds mean. My cat has never attempted a bite??? He does like to scratch however if I over pet him
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Cats are some pretty smart little fuckers. Our house cat is pretty awesome too. Black and white. Looks like the ba hambug cat eekers posted. He cuddles up alot to my three year old son and my wife. Me? Eh just when he wants food
 Quoting: El Penguino


she loves cuddling up to me when i watch tv, but if i try to pet her she bites me. what a bitch LOL
 Quoting: eekers


Damn. Your cat sounds mean. My cat has never attempted a bite??? He does like to scratch however if I over pet him
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the other two are very sweet, but the older one is a meanie.

they are all rescues.
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Hahaha Loved it. My cat loves to push all my pencils on the floor. He's a pencil whore. Luckily no glass, lol.
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Cats are some pretty smart little fuckers. Our house cat is pretty awesome too. Black and white. Looks like the ba hambug cat eekers posted. He cuddles up alot to my three year old son and my wife. Me? Eh just when he wants food
 Quoting: El Penguino


she loves cuddling up to me when i watch tv, but if i try to pet her she bites me. what a bitch LOL
 Quoting: eekers


Damn. Your cat sounds mean. My cat has never attempted a bite??? He does like to scratch however if I over pet him
 Quoting: El Penguino


the other two are very sweet, but the older one is a meanie.

they are all rescues.
 Quoting: eekers


Whoa! Three cats!
We are planning on adopting another one though. Idk two cats and two kids sounds like a lot of work :p
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My cat absolutely hates my husband. She'll be loving on me, and as soon as he walks in the room, she'll look at him like he's the devil. What's hilarious is when he goes to the bathroom, she frequently sits outside the door and growls. I can just imagine she's thinking, "I know you are in there doing something nasty, you horrible man! I'm telling Mom!"
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lol cat trolled him.
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Cat friend vs Dog friend.
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That is Classic!
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lol he totally deserves it for not properly training the cat.
You have to show them who's boss immediately or they will run all over you...
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Cats being dicks and jerks....lol

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Cat friend vs Dog friend.

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OMG!!!!...lmao


perfect example!
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Ummm .... yeah ... and kitty can hold grudges too, lol!!

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I would've taken that cat and broken it in half. That's why I don't own cats.
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Cats are some pretty smart little fuckers. Our house cat is pretty awesome too. Black and white. Looks like the ba hambug cat eekers posted. He cuddles up alot to my three year old son and my wife. Me? Eh just when he wants food
 Quoting: El Penguino


she loves cuddling up to me when i watch tv, but if i try to pet her she bites me. what a bitch LOL
 Quoting: eekers


Damn. Your cat sounds mean. My cat has never attempted a bite??? He does like to scratch however if I over pet him
 Quoting: El Penguino


the other two are very sweet, but the older one is a meanie.

they are all rescues.
 Quoting: eekers


Lol! Our oldest male kitteh is kind of a jerk to the two females, but they all love their humans! They're all rescue cats too...and the three dogs, as well. Petting zoo up in here!
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I love Asshole Cat!
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I've recently been reminded again that yes, cats are dicks.

Couple of months ago, one of my employees found what looked to be a 4 week old kitten in the engine of his work truck.

He was terrified and hungry. Brought him home, nursed him back to health.

Now I wear a water bottle on my hip like a gun. This dude is now hell on wheels around here. Cray-cray cat.
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Oh, man, OP, thanks for all the laughs!

Kittehs are the shit!

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lmao that was funny. I thought the cat was gonna eat it.
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Me too!

Funny as heck and so true. No one owns cats, they just tolerate us cohabitating with them!!

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