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Think cats can't be dicks? Think again.

 
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so what that clown is a wimp

"oh no my cat stepped in my chicken the horror"

idiot reads the new yorker magazine
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Never mind the fact the cat uses those same paws to cover their shit in the litter box.
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Yeahhh bro, i film myself making my chicken dinner every night too! Get ya protein on brah
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some people are making a fortune posting cat videos on youtube. that are watched by crazy cat ladies, a million times. so everybody is jumping on the bandwagon.
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so what that clown is a wimp

"oh no my cat stepped in my chicken the horror"

idiot reads the new yorker magazine
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Never mind the fact the cat uses those same paws to cover their shit in the litter box.
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yea, and lick them clean 30 times a day in beetwen. You ever smelled a cat? You know dogs stink but I still love them, what's the deal?
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The cat is obviously allowed on the high shelves of the kitchen. And then you place food on the counter. DUH! WHAT WILL THE KITTY DO? DUH! He thinks its cute since he recorded it.

Cats belong on the floor and maybe the couch, allowed in the house a little each day, and the Catbox outside. Nothing smells worse in the house like cat poop.
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Thanks for putting that video up OP ...I lost my Yorkie a few days ago to heart failure , I loved that dog and had her from 6 months old until she passed on at 12 yrs old ..She hated cats ,dogs ,black people black kids ,anything that walked on 2 legs she hated , but she loved me and would spend her days sleeping by the side of me .I have been inconsolable and as she had to be put to sleep I held her as they did it , she knew she was leaving before me and licked my cheek just before she drew her last breath I actually cried my eyes out and for a man of 52 who is not shocked by anything it suprised me even the nurse was in tears by my dogs last actions ....... Still hurting and crying .
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07/26/2015 03:21 PM
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My male cat is a chow hound.....one time he jumped on the table and smacked a sparerib outta my hands and ran off with it.....I chased him all thru the house to recover the rib.....not that I want to eat a cat chewed rib but he has to learn crime doesn't pay.....
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Cats are aholes and I have had them all my life. The girl cats are the worst. I am a pretty good cat caretaker and I have still been bitten over and over again. Once was so deep that it took years to heal. Cats are amazing creatures for sure but the time comes to say fuggit with them.
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The cat is obviously allowed on the high shelves of the kitchen. And then you place food on the counter. DUH! WHAT WILL THE KITTY DO? DUH! He thinks its cute since he recorded it.

Cats belong on the floor and maybe the couch, allowed in the house a little each day, and the Catbox outside. Nothing smells worse in the house like cat poop.
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exactly if there is one place I dont allow my cat is kitchen counters, whole kitchen area is off. I'm sure he still jumps on them when I'm not around I even catch him at times at nights and he immediately jumps down with lowered body walk of shame. its weird cause I never punished him for that.
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Cats are aholes and I have had them all my life. The girl cats are the worst. I am a pretty good cat caretaker and I have still been bitten over and over again. Once was so deep that it took years to heal. Cats are amazing creatures for sure but the time comes to say fuggit with them.
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It took years to heal? bsflag
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Thanks for putting that video up OP ...I lost my Yorkie a few days ago to heart failure , I loved that dog and had her from 6 months old until she passed on at 12 yrs old ..She hated cats ,dogs ,black people black kids ,anything that walked on 2 legs she hated , but she loved me and would spend her days sleeping by the side of me .I have been inconsolable and as she had to be put to sleep I held her as they did it , she knew she was leaving before me and licked my cheek just before she drew her last breath I actually cried my eyes out and for a man of 52 who is not shocked by anything it suprised me even the nurse was in tears by my dogs last actions ....... Still hurting and crying .
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If you place a large object on the spot where the cat probably ALWAYS lands, then something like that would happen. The man must have expected it, since the camera was right on the spot. Or was he filming himself making chicken?

Not sure if the cat is the one being a dick here.
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07/26/2015 03:33 PM
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The cat is obviously allowed on the high shelves of the kitchen. And then you place food on the counter. DUH! WHAT WILL THE KITTY DO? DUH! He thinks its cute since he recorded it.

Cats belong on the floor and maybe the couch, allowed in the house a little each day, and the Catbox outside. Nothing smells worse in the house like cat poop.
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exactly if there is one place I dont allow my cat is kitchen counters, whole kitchen area is off. I'm sure he still jumps on them when I'm not around I even catch him at times at nights and he immediately jumps down with lowered body walk of shame. its weird cause I never punished him for that.
 Quoting: Matjaz


My mother leaves tin foil on her counters every night. Swears the cat won't jump. Uses the same foil every night.

Might be time for me to try that.
If they say it's true, it probably isn't.
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The cat is obviously allowed on the high shelves of the kitchen. And then you place food on the counter. DUH! WHAT WILL THE KITTY DO? DUH! He thinks its cute since he recorded it.

Cats belong on the floor and maybe the couch, allowed in the house a little each day, and the Catbox outside. Nothing smells worse in the house like cat poop.
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exactly if there is one place I dont allow my cat is kitchen counters, whole kitchen area is off. I'm sure he still jumps on them when I'm not around I even catch him at times at nights and he immediately jumps down with lowered body walk of shame. its weird cause I never punished him for that.
 Quoting: Matjaz


My mother leaves tin foil on her counters every night. Swears the cat won't jump. Uses the same foil every night.

Might be time for me to try that.
 Quoting: Azila_Again


are cats affraid of tin foil? scratching
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I have trained my cat to shit on toilet ?
Isnt she cute?




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The cat is obviously allowed on the high shelves of the kitchen. And then you place food on the counter. DUH! WHAT WILL THE KITTY DO? DUH! He thinks its cute since he recorded it.

Cats belong on the floor and maybe the couch, allowed in the house a little each day, and the Catbox outside. Nothing smells worse in the house like cat poop.
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exactly if there is one place I dont allow my cat is kitchen counters, whole kitchen area is off. I'm sure he still jumps on them when I'm not around I even catch him at times at nights and he immediately jumps down with lowered body walk of shame. its weird cause I never punished him for that.
 Quoting: Matjaz


My mother leaves tin foil on her counters every night. Swears the cat won't jump. Uses the same foil every night.

Might be time for me to try that.
 Quoting: Azila_Again


are cats affraid of tin foil? scratching
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She said hey don't like the sound or feel. I thought it was weird too, but I'm gonna try it on my coffee table for a while. Mine is still too young to get on the counters but knocks everything off the coffee table.

Who know? I'll let you know if it works.
If they say it's true, it probably isn't.
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Cats are aholes and I have had them all my life. The girl cats are the worst. I am a pretty good cat caretaker and I have still been bitten over and over again. Once was so deep that it took years to heal. Cats are amazing creatures for sure but the time comes to say fuggit with them.
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It took years to heal? bsflag
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Years meant two years. It was a bite that was so deep that it didn't even really bleed when I was bitten. It was a vein or something and I still have a huge scar from it. They always pick your least dominant hand too - every bite has been on mine...they are smart that way. Can't even begin to imagine how deadly a tiger is.
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Just as an FYI the reason the camera was on the kitchen and captured it is because it is Canary security system... meaning it is also motion detected security
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So you showed a video of a bitch that can't take a little cat-paw in his supper? Maybe it is he who is the true pussy.
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Cats are aholes and I have had them all my life. The girl cats are the worst. I am a pretty good cat caretaker and I have still been bitten over and over again. Once was so deep that it took years to heal. Cats are amazing creatures for sure but the time comes to say fuggit with them.
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It took years to heal? bsflag
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Years meant two years. It was a bite that was so deep that it didn't even really bleed when I was bitten. It was a vein or something and I still have a huge scar from it. They always pick your least dominant hand too - every bite has been on mine...they are smart that way. Can't even begin to imagine how deadly a tiger is.
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You might have poor blood circulation, might want to get that checked out.
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Re: Think cats can't be dicks? Think again.
so what that clown is a wimp

"oh no my cat stepped in my chicken the horror"

idiot reads the new yorker magazine
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Never mind the fact the cat uses those same paws to cover their shit in the litter box.
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5 second rule man. Eat that chicken raw. We all need to go back to learning to enjoy raw food. You gonna cook delicious meat in a SHTF scenario and attract feral naggers? I don't think so.
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Re: Think cats can't be dicks? Think again.
The cat is obviously allowed on the high shelves of the kitchen. And then you place food on the counter. DUH! WHAT WILL THE KITTY DO? DUH! He thinks its cute since he recorded it.

Cats belong on the floor and maybe the couch, allowed in the house a little each day, and the Catbox outside. Nothing smells worse in the house like cat poop.
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exactly if there is one place I dont allow my cat is kitchen counters, whole kitchen area is off. I'm sure he still jumps on them when I'm not around I even catch him at times at nights and he immediately jumps down with lowered body walk of shame. its weird cause I never punished him for that.
 Quoting: Matjaz


My mother leaves tin foil on her counters every night. Swears the cat won't jump. Uses the same foil every night.

Might be time for me to try that.
 Quoting: Azila_Again


are cats affraid of tin foil? scratching
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They are...they are also afraid of ghosts and can see them.
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Cats are aholes and I have had them all my life. The girl cats are the worst. I am a pretty good cat caretaker and I have still been bitten over and over again. Once was so deep that it took years to heal. Cats are amazing creatures for sure but the time comes to say fuggit with them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68474273


It took years to heal? bsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69776414


Years meant two years. It was a bite that was so deep that it didn't even really bleed when I was bitten. It was a vein or something and I still have a huge scar from it. They always pick your least dominant hand too - every bite has been on mine...they are smart that way. Can't even begin to imagine how deadly a tiger is.
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You might have poor blood circulation, might want to get that checked out.
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I have poor mind circulation...that is why I am here posting.
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Thanks for putting that video up OP ...I lost my Yorkie a few days ago to heart failure , I loved that dog and had her from 6 months old until she passed on at 12 yrs old ..She hated cats ,dogs ,black people black kids ,anything that walked on 2 legs she hated , but she loved me and would spend her days sleeping by the side of me .I have been inconsolable and as she had to be put to sleep I held her as they did it , she knew she was leaving before me and licked my cheek just before she drew her last breath I actually cried my eyes out and for a man of 52 who is not shocked by anything it suprised me even the nurse was in tears by my dogs last actions ....... Still hurting and crying .
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TIME FOR A CAT!!!!!
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exactly if there is one place I dont allow my cat is kitchen counters, whole kitchen area is off. I'm sure he still jumps on them when I'm not around I even catch him at times at nights and he immediately jumps down with lowered body walk of shame. its weird cause I never punished him for that.
 Quoting: Matjaz


My mother leaves tin foil on her counters every night. Swears the cat won't jump. Uses the same foil every night.

Might be time for me to try that.
 Quoting: Azila_Again


are cats affraid of tin foil? scratching
 Quoting: Matjaz


She said hey don't like the sound or feel. I thought it was weird too, but I'm gonna try it on my coffee table for a while. Mine is still too young to get on the counters but knocks everything off the coffee table.

Who know? I'll let you know if it works.
 Quoting: Azila_Again


I dont care that much really. My cat is clean as a tear. He takes his crap outside I dont even own a liter box. He used it as a pup. Never ever did it on the floor. Now in the summer he smells like hay and in the winter like washed clothes. :)
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It took years to heal? bsflag
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Years meant two years. It was a bite that was so deep that it didn't even really bleed when I was bitten. It was a vein or something and I still have a huge scar from it. They always pick your least dominant hand too - every bite has been on mine...they are smart that way. Can't even begin to imagine how deadly a tiger is.
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You might have poor blood circulation, might want to get that checked out.
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I have poor mind circulation...that is why I am here posting.
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laugh
If they say it's true, it probably isn't.
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1#set up camera
2#place cat ontop of kitchen
3#pretend you prepare shit
4#after 56 takes upload video
5#make monis out of stupid people
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1#set up camera
2#place cat ontop of kitchen
3#pretend you prepare shit
4#after 56 takes upload video
5#make monis out of stupid people
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Any tard that can't discern what a set-up video is should not be on the internet.
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Fuck shit up
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he put the cat up there, take a look... no way up there for a cat.





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