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Think cats can't be dicks? Think again.

 
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Cats....
Have any of you cat people heard adout the parasite toxo plasmodii that's in cat poop and can only reproduce inside of a cats gut? It lives in rats and mice, causes them the be "controlled" and be eaten by the cat and thereby being able to reproduce.

It's estimated that a large portion of the american population has this very parasite in their brains from their cats causing what???

Think about it

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lol he totally deserves it for not properly training the cat.
You have to show them who's boss immediately or they will run all over you...
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You can't train a cat. I have one who was owned by someone who thought she could train her when she was a kitten and she's afraid of everything. Haven't you heard the expression, "It's like herding cats"? You can't. And they can't be trained. It will make them crazy. They are very independent. You can cause them to start peeing everywhere, vomiting, etc. Behavioral problems result in trying to train them.

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Cats....
Have any of you cat people heard adout the parasite toxo plasmodii that's in cat poop and can only reproduce inside of a cats gut? It lives in rats and mice, causes them the be "controlled" and be eaten by the cat and thereby being able to reproduce.

It's estimated that a large portion of the american population has this very parasite in their brains from their cats causing what???

Think about it

Link [link to news.discovery.com]

Here is a general link

[link to www.bing.com (secure)]
 Quoting: CHL2T


Yes. Just don't change the litterbox while pregnant.

And mine are 100% inside cats...they don't eat vermin. Except bugs unlucky enough to make it inside.
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Cats are some pretty smart little fuckers. Our house cat is pretty awesome too. Black and white. Looks like the ba hambug cat eekers posted. He cuddles up alot to my three year old son and my wife. Me? Eh just when he wants food
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she loves cuddling up to me when i watch tv, but if i try to pet her she bites me. what a bitch LOL
 Quoting: eekers


chuckle

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lmao that was funny. I thought the cat was gonna eat it.
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Me too!

Funny as heck and so true. No one owns cats, they just tolerate us cohabitating with them!!
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Dogs have owners...cats have staff!
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Cats....
Have any of you cat people heard adout the parasite toxo plasmodii that's in cat poop and can only reproduce inside of a cats gut? It lives in rats and mice, causes them the be "controlled" and be eaten by the cat and thereby being able to reproduce.

It's estimated that a large portion of the american population has this very parasite in their brains from their cats causing what???

Think about it

Link [link to news.discovery.com]

Here is a general link

[link to www.bing.com (secure)]
 Quoting: CHL2T


Yes. Just don't change the litterbox while pregnant.

And mine are 100% inside cats...they don't eat vermin. Except bugs unlucky enough to make it inside.
 Quoting: SmokingLoon



I have a former street cat and so I probably have it. But he also kills mice who come inside when it starts to get cold outside so even indoor cats could possibly get it.
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lol he totally deserves it for not properly training the cat.
You have to show them who's boss immediately or they will run all over you...
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You can't train a cat. I have one who was owned by someone who thought she could train her when she was a kitten and she's afraid of everything. Haven't you heard the expression, "It's like herding cats"? You can't. And they can't be trained. It will make them crazy. They are very independent. You can cause them to start peeing everywhere, vomiting, etc. Behavioral problems result in trying to train them.
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Mine looks just like your avatar!
If they say it's true, it probably isn't.
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07/26/2015 01:28 PM
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What was the Cat doing way up there? Lol, I wouldn't let my Cat be that high up in the kitchen risking butt crunchies falling in my food. Hahaha now he has extra seasoning.
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lmao that was funny. I thought the cat was gonna eat it.
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Me too!

Funny as heck and so true. No one owns cats, they just tolerate us cohabitating with them!!
 Quoting: Bodiless


Dogs have owners...cats have staff!
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roflmao

So TRUE!!
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Cats....
Have any of you cat people heard adout the parasite toxo plasmodii that's in cat poop and can only reproduce inside of a cats gut? It lives in rats and mice, causes them the be "controlled" and be eaten by the cat and thereby being able to reproduce.

It's estimated that a large portion of the american population has this very parasite in their brains from their cats causing what???

Think about it

Link [link to news.discovery.com]

Here is a general link

[link to www.bing.com (secure)]
 Quoting: CHL2T


Yes. Just don't change the litterbox while pregnant.

And mine are 100% inside cats...they don't eat vermin. Except bugs unlucky enough to make it inside.
 Quoting: SmokingLoon



I have a former street cat and so I probably have it. But he also kills mice who come inside when it starts to get cold outside so even indoor cats could possibly get it.
 Quoting: Isaiah 43:1-2


Pest control and entertainment in one! 2 of ours are from the pound (tiny kittens) and our newest is a stray (again, tiny) that somebody threw out in our neighborhood. Was leaving for work one morning and it almost got run over right in front of my driveway by a huge suburban. I got out and called to it, expected it to run from me. Instead she ran TO me, jumped in my arms and wouldn't let me put her down. Had my oldest tend her in the garage while I was gone and my husband gave the ok to get her checked out at the vet and brought into our house. Same with my cattle dog. Somebody beat the shit out of her and abandoned her and we took her in. The best behaved pup we have! True cocksuckers who would hurt an animal.

1 husband (lol)
2 kids
3 dogs (totalling 180 lbs)
3 kittehs
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Yeah...we're gluttons for punishment. We Swiffer like mad around here!
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Cats....
Have any of you cat people heard adout the parasite toxo plasmodii that's in cat poop and can only reproduce inside of a cats gut? It lives in rats and mice, causes them the be "controlled" and be eaten by the cat and thereby being able to reproduce.

It's estimated that a large portion of the american population has this very parasite in their brains from their cats causing what???

Think about it

Link [link to news.discovery.com]

Here is a general link

[link to www.bing.com (secure)]
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I heard about it and I dont care. thumbs
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What?

Cats being dicks is the whole problem with cats. Their personalities are crap. They use you for food, that's about it....along with shitting in your flower bed. Fucking dirty little scheming bastards is what they are.
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Cats....
Have any of you cat people heard adout the parasite toxo plasmodii that's in cat poop and can only reproduce inside of a cats gut? It lives in rats and mice, causes them the be "controlled" and be eaten by the cat and thereby being able to reproduce.

It's estimated that a large portion of the american population has this very parasite in their brains from their cats causing what???

Think about it

Link [link to news.discovery.com]

Here is a general link

[link to www.bing.com (secure)]
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I heard about it and I dont care. :thumbs:
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What?

Cats being dicks is the whole problem with cats. Their personalities are crap. They use you for food, that's about it....along with shitting in your flower bed. Fucking dirty little scheming bastards is what they are.
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Tell us how you REALLY feel!
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Cats are some pretty smart little fuckers. Our house cat is pretty awesome too. Black and white. Looks like the ba hambug cat eekers posted. He cuddles up alot to my three year old son and my wife. Me? Eh just when he wants food
 Quoting: El Penguino


she loves cuddling up to me when i watch tv, but if i try to pet her she bites me. what a bitch LOL
 Quoting: eekers


ha crazy cat lady.
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Uhh i think this is staged this bro just happens to have a camera fixated on him making a protein shake? He was def trying to get the cat to do something cool and succedded somewhat
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yes i too film myself in the kitchen.

and when i watch youtube videos i dont question how and why a cat would jump up there...
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 Quoting: Dixie Darlin'


Gay and obviously stage you stupid douche bag fuck head
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I love Asshole Cat!
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I would have died laughing if when the music started up again the man shrugs and puts the chicken in the oven
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the cat went : Deal with it
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my cat is like fuck you ima cat and i like it
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I was wondering how my cat was getting on to the top bunk bed in my house as it's over 6' high. I'd find him up there but no clue of anything close he can jump up off.

I walked into the room one day and saw him leap as high as he could, sink his claws at full reach into the mattress and yank him self up.

Clever Kitty.
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Cats are some pretty smart little fuckers. Our house cat is pretty awesome too. Black and white. Looks like the ba hambug cat eekers posted. He cuddles up alot to my three year old son and my wife. Me? Eh just when he wants food
 Quoting: El Penguino


she loves cuddling up to me when i watch tv, but if i try to pet her she bites me. what a bitch LOL
 Quoting: eekers


LOL Yep...cat's exist with us only on THEIR terms!
They want our body heat and comfort but don't you dare touch when it's not requested! lol
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Anyone with cats should know...if you don't want the cat to mess with it, don't leave it where they can reach it.

Mine are both sweethearts. They will cuddle and one walks away if she's had enough petting and the other gives love bites and when she's had enough, she will grab your hand with her paws but she doens't scratch or claw you.

But, they can both be royal bitches when they want to.
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Cat friend vs Dog friend.

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lmao
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What?

Cats being dicks is the whole problem with cats. Their personalities are crap. They use you for food, that's about it....along with shitting in your flower bed. Fucking dirty little scheming bastards is what they are.
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Tell us how you REALLY feel!
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LOLOL

He's right though - cats are so carefree it's offensive, that's why i love them i guess!

I've trained many different animals, even a goddamn bunny rabbit, but all the cats i've cared for over the years, not ONE could be trained behaviourally.
The most training we'll ever achieve with cats is the respect to go outside to use the toilet or their litter tray...aside from that, they do what the feck they like and won't be told otherwise!

Mine, in this moment is using me as a warm cushion, and the other just wrecked the place.
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Yeahhh bro, i film myself making my chicken dinner every night too! Get ya protein on brah
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I would've taken that cat and broken it in half. That's why I don't own cats.
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Lucky for the cats. People who hate kitties are the ones who expect them to act like humans. - Which thankfully, they don't.
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We have cats, I've never thought that.





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