Top Ten States people regret moving to.... and Ten States people NEVER regret moving to!

No love for New Jersey on either list? Whaddaya mean?

Cons:
Property taxes are high.
6.9% sales tax.
State income tax.
Highest population density.
Terrible gun laws.
Traffic can be very heavy.
Inner cities are no-go zones for outsiders (but not for true Jerseyans - we go anywhere we want).

Pros:
Friendly, helpful people (most are, believe it or not) with a live-and-let-live attitude.
Best pizza and Italian-American food in the world.
Beautiful countryside once outside of the cities.
Police are well-paid, professional and courteous.
Hospitals are arguably the best in the nation.
You can get literally anything sold at retail.
No sales tax on food or clothing.
The Jersey Shore.
Car culture still lives here.

You yokels can hate on us all you want, but you’ll never be from Jersey.

I pity you.

Hey Beeches, garet thard! Fife stara!

No, is that station still around?

have you ever heard of Ghoulardi who was on local tv and radio out of Cleveland? that was my area back when, Akron too, for radio

Ghoulardi was the funniest radio character ever - inna stoned kind of way:

At his show's peak, Ghoulardi scored 70 percent of the late-night audience.Fans sent up to 1,000 pieces of mail a day.The Cleveland Police Department attributed a 35 percent decline in juvenile crime to the Friday night show. Anderson quipped, "Nobody likes to steal the car in a blizzard."

Ghoulardi often made fun of targets he considered "unhip", including bandleader Lawrence Welk, Mayor of Cleveland Ralph Locher, and Cleveland local television personalities such as singer/local talk show host Mike Douglas, children's hosts Barnaby and Captain Penny, local newscaster Bill Jorgensen, and news analyst and commentator Dorothy Fuldheim (whom he called "Dorothy Baby"). According to Anderson, Mike Douglas refused to book Anderson as a guest on his talk show The Mike Douglas Show after it began nationwide broadcasting, and also refused to speak to Anderson for years (though Douglas denied any animosity).

Ghoulardi also lampooned the bedroom communities of Parma, Ohio, which he often called "Par-ma?!" or "Amrap" (Parma backwards), and Oxnard, California, saying "Remember...Oxnard!" and featuring a raven named "Oxnard" on his show. Ghoulardi unmercifully jeered Parma for what he considered its conservative, ethnic, working-class "white socks" sensibility, making fun of such local customs as listening to polka music and decorating front lawns with pink plastic flamingoes and yard globe ornaments. The Ghoulardi program even aired a series of taped skits called "Parma Place", featuring Anderson and Schodowski playing stereotypical ethnic Parma residents in a parody of the then-popular prime time soap opera Peyton Place. While the "Parma Place" skits were well received by the public, the mayor of Parma and other local politicians complained to station management, especially after learning that the spectators at a Parma vs. Parma Heights high school basketball game had thrown white socks onto the court. Under pressure, the station forced Anderson to discontinue the "Parma Place" skits.

Anderson openly battled TV-8 management. Schodowski recalled that "station management lived in daily fear as to what he might say or do on the air, because he was live." In spite of his solid ratings and profitability, they worried that Ghoulardi was testing too many television boundaries too quickly, and tried to rein in the character. Anderson responded by, among other things, detonating plastic action figures and plastic model cars sent in by viewers with firecrackers and small explosives on air, once nearly setting the studio on fire. As Anderson was already under contract with TV-8 as a booth announcer when Ghoulardi first aired, Storer Broadcasting had to pay him, so Anderson cared little about whom he offended. Anderson was also reprimanded for riding his motorcycle through the program director's office, and for staying at a close, late-running Friday night Cleveland Browns game long after his show's 11:30 p.m. start time.
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And again for those who don't prefer vids (like me):

Top Ten States People DO regret moving to

1. Florida
2. Idaho
3. Connecticut
4. Arizona
5. New York
6. Illinois
7. Oregon
8. Ohio
9. Iowa
10.California

even without watching, Republican, Conservative, Christian ones are the ones that people don't regret living in

the Democrat shitholes on the other hand

btw, they're intentionally politically engineering and forcing the people out of the blue states in order to change the political picture of USA, don't fall for it

funny!

Alaska sucks !!!!

Ice, Cold, Snow, Darkness, Bears, Cold Bears, Dark Cold Bears, Snow covered Dark Ice Cold Bears.

If you're from the lower 48... Alaska isn't where you want to be.

Stay down there in your warm, frost-free, safe environment.

Remember Alaska is dangerous and it's cold and you won't like it up here. Do yourself a favor and don't move up here, EVER!!!

fuck off cunt, probably you're quintuple boosted and lacking more injections, liberaltard

Alaska sucks !!!!

Ice, Cold, Snow, Darkness, Bears, Cold Bears, Dark Cold Bears, Snow covered Dark Ice Cold Bears.

If you're from the lower 48... Alaska isn't where you want to be.

Stay down there in your warm, frost-free, safe environment.

Remember Alaska is dangerous and it's cold and you won't like it up here. Do yourself a favor and don't move up here, EVER!!!

This is all backward. I like the "worst" states better than the "best" states. And I am considering moving to either Louisiana or the southern part of Mississippi, both of which he says "suck". They aren't too crowded, there's plenty of nature, what's his problem?