What's the most fucked up thing someone you personally know has ever done?

I grew up in a college town....my older brothers & a couple of their friends left a dozen donuts on the front porch of a fraternity on a Sunday morning, they knocked then hid in the bushes & waited for someone to answer & bring donuts inside. About 2 hours later they knocked again but this time they left an envelope with polaroid pics of their junk on the donuts, etc.

Me & some of my friends saved snowballs in our freezers & took them out during RUSH week to drive by and pelt the sorority girls with when they were outside doing their special songs & dances.

I spent time in maximum security in a big city's county jail. I was surrounded by killers, rapists going to trial and some waiting for the bus to take them up the road for life and death row. Mostly decent dudes that just did something insanely stupid. They were better people than any of the deputies or cops I've met. It gave me perspective on how not to judge people. Including killers. Someone lives say 75 years and when they were 35 they killed someone, regardless if it's premeditated that is like 10 minutes or an hour of that person's life. Now yes there are plenty that don't fit that description and plot out and do horrible shit.. whether they get caught or not.

I was in there for violence on a police officer and I didn't even do it. What I did was get out of the cuffs and run but the asshole didnt charge me with that. He was pissed off and charged me with something thatd fuck me over.

Cops arent humans tho so dont count them in what im saying.

I learned not to judge people by their mistakes.

My best friend of twenty years had become a junkie and moved with his old lady to texas and felt stuck in ten different ways. He invited me to visit and pick up some work with him at the bowling alley he was working at but junkie brain thought it better to burn down the bowling alley because he thought i was gonna fuck his ugly gf when he was at work. And i wouldnt fuck her with trinitys dick. So then his next plan was to get rid of me by coming up behind me with a stick and tossing me in the mouth of the brazos river. Which failed, obviously.

That was nov 2012

He died may 2018.

I was friends with a guy named Stu in 1996. One of the nicest guys I've ever met, constantly positive and cool. Kind a guy give you a bro hug when you ran into him. He got married and had two kids. His wife was cheating on him and she left him. She got custody and she was really shitty about letting him see the kids. They were arguing one night on the phone and he was crying about seeing his kids and she told him she was going to move out of state so he had better get used to not seeing them.

He got a handgun he had for home defense and shot himself in the head while on the phone with her. Chills me to this day.

Something that happened to me personally, and many of you wont believe this, but it is absolutely true. I dated two women in my life with exremely messed up ex boyfriends. I found out months into each instance. The first one, I was driving to work and the bottom part of the truck that connects the wheels to the engine fell off. I inspected and it only had one screw in it. The second girl, I was driving across a bridge and the front tire started going nuts. Pulled over and there were no lug nuts on it.

I susrvived two attempted murders, in other words.

I've been robbed several times. Been arrested 9 times. All bullshit.

I've trashed a couple of motels

Been in a dozen car accidents. One was my fault.

Been in contact with extra terrestrials

Demons, angels

Satan

Satan bought me coffee.

Anyone doubts that I can set up a meeting

I jerked off behind a nun on a greyhound bus

A guy covered up the murder of his own mother by her new husband, cause he married the guys daughter.

Truer words were never said.

Drew Peterson tier. Scary.

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We should petition for a permaban for such heinous activity.

LOl...ie you lived. Thus far...all the people dissing my true stories have never made it out of their home towns, and would piss themselves with confronting 'ET's'. Keep on living while the neighsayers keep on moldering.

for reading later

i know someone who shit in a newspaper. rolled it up, set it on fire and posted it through a letterbox, then rang the doorbell

fortunately someone was home

Yeah, but he is not right ever since

oh friend turned addict miraculously moved back here clen so i took him in got him a job at my place in the kitchen as a cook.. immediatly started to flex on ppl how badass he was since he worked at 5* french places here and there ( as a waiter) couldnt cook a steak mid rare for shit ( which i normaly would fire a normal person out of culinary school for).. one day.. this fuck called in sick on a weekend after i was finishing up a 10 hour KM shift.. and had to work his grill shift all night too on the weekend rush.. when i got home.. this mutherfucker had black rings around his eyes cig hanging out his fucking mouth.. playing MY PLAYSTATION trying to beat the spiderman game i just bought and havent een had the time to get on- obviously strung out on heroin.. I immediately told him to GTFO he was fired and do not even try to contact me again

Can’t think of much else other than a few years ago hearing of some psycho guys that were trying to kill 90% of the world or something..

But they were probably drunk and high and bullshit I guess