What's the most fucked up thing someone you personally know has ever done?

My one relative chopped a dude's head off and put his severed penis in his mouth during an acid trip... went to prison.


Can't forget that one.

Buddy of mine was at a laundromat and this big dude took his clothes out of the dryer and just left them on a chair and put his clothes in and left. So my buddy had to crap and went into the bathroom and did the deed into a bunch of toilet paper and tossed it into the big dudes dryer and turned it back on and left!

True story!

Last Edited by Don Of N*******t on 04/30/2021 06:35 PM

Bahahaha.

Some of the same guys I mentioned used to go to house parties and "spin-piss" in various rooms/closets etc.

I NEVER did that shit but I saw it happen.

They ware banned from all house parties eventually, for obvious reasons...

One of my school chums won a Darwin award . He earned it to . Nuff said .

Made a bumper-to-bumper human chain atop a car after getting screaming lit, drove down the road of a closed (for the night) state park (Johnathan Dickenson by Jupiter, FL.) about 50 MPH then turned the lights off and he drove by the moon light.

No one was hurt in the least.

Why am I still alive?

My brothers friend, who hung out at our house for years......

Watched natural born killers, wondered what it was like to kill someone, hired a limo, killed the driver and was arrested at a rest area with the body in the trunk. Bizarre.

I was at a sorority party back when cameras had film that had to be developed. It was after a sorority formal dance so all the girls had their cameras around.

When everyone was wasted I started grabbing cameras which were left unattended and taking pictures of my junk. By the end of the night I took pictures of the most recognizable toothbrush in their sorority house bathroom scrubbing my scrotum and maybe my taint... I was not exactly sober, so the details were hazy.

I saw Joe Biden pinch little girls nipples on live TV.

And they say that violent movies don't influence people...

I'm not a fan of any form of censorship... but these fucked up movies have put some seriously dangerous ideas in people's heads that they never would have entertained otherwise.

I knew this really twisted election that would carry a screwdriver into public restrooms and undo a contact on the light switch as he left. What a deviant. He would replace the plate too so it took them a while.

Last Edited by Sardonic Dadaist on 04/30/2021 06:36 PM

:comeonman:

Dude I once knew , and another dude terrorized a bunch of native American people and got away with it.
Fucked-up. not kool...

i was in a restaurant once, and when the people at the table weren't looking, i switched their coffee to folger's crystals.

they didn't even notice.

in fact, they had a second cup. and they never have a second cup of coffee

Oh man I posted without reading, I guess I don’t know many people.

Yeah you should read up on the conspiracy surrounding the book The Catcher In The Rye or maybe look at the statistics involving the correlation between those that listen to rap music are always synonymous with those who have been to jail or prison or consistently in trouble with the law in some form or another

I read Catcher as a kid, they made us read it.

I know guys who used to collect ears.

Mi Abuelito chopped up some folks... this happened in the '40s R.I.P Abuelito.

A bunch of people I know went and got a shot of an unknown substance, because their government told them to.

So fucked up.

I can list a lot of things, hard to quantify which is worst

I'll let you decide.


I know a justice of the peace who acts as the coroner who ruled a black man found hanging 40 feet up in a tree a suicide.
He was dating a black woman and his family insisted he was murdered. They found tire tracks where a truck was used to pull him up into the tree, and he had no reason to commit suicide.

The same justice of the peace ruled a shooting a hunting accident after a black man who was dating a white woman was shot in the back and then the crotch, by the white womans father.

Hmmm Hmm

I once saw a cop try to shoot a 13 year old Indian boy in the back as he ran away, luckily in those days the cops only had revolvers and this one was a bad shot.

His crime was stealing a coffee maker.

I saw a cop shoot four kittens in a sack once.

Man i could go on an on, the one thing all these people had in common was race.

More like Rest in pieces. Ew.

That's a lot of to have stirring around in your Cerebrum.

Have you thought about therapy? It may help put these things to rest so that you're not remembering them as much.

toss gas on a woman and burned the woman to death, Jonathan D’Arcy

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Years ago my roommate was away and I needed something that was on his computer. I found videos of him eating his own feces and he was involved in communities related to that. I moved out when the lease was up.

That used to be called a piss on party

Usually college kids or military who get evicted.

I was one on time where they ripped up the toilet from the floor and threw it in the swimming pool, shit all over the whole house.