What's the most fucked up thing someone you personally know has ever done?

Here's another fucked up cop story ...

Down the street neighbor Stan was cop. We were always creeped out by Stan.

I was out of my parents' house, but my 19 year old sister lived at home. Stan always made a big deal about being our neighbor when he saw us out in public. At this point, seeing us in public meant at the mall, while driving, or when we were waiting tables.

Stan liked to pull my sister over for no reason and tease her.

One day, my dad needed to get his car inspected, but had just worked the night shift and was tired. So my sister took dad's car to work to get it inspected on the way home ... and dad plopped down on the couch.

That day was VERY unusual because my sister's car was in the driveway, and my dad's was gone.

What woke dad up from his daytime couch slumber?

STAN WALKING IN THE HOUSE

thinking there was only a 19 year old home alone

He said he knocked. We were horrified. Dad spoke to people. Stan played it off. They changed locks. They moved quickly.

All kinds of shit goes on ... people are so fucked up,

Back before caller ID was a thing on phones and when AIDS was just starting and everyone was scared of it, I had a friend (call him T) that decided to prank another friend and called pretending to be from the health dept telling him that someone that had tested positive for AIDS had given his name as someone she had sex with in the past 3 months.

Turns out this guy was already worried about it because he was pretty much the male version of a slut and kept 4 or 5 girls on a leash at any one time. (he once got a dozen roses from one girl on valentines day, then turned around and have 12 other girls one rose each from that dozen)

He came up to the gas station where T was working a few hours after that phone call at to tell us goodby. He told him the story and how he knew he was dying because he had noticed some "issues" lately when pissing. He was going to just kill himself. It was all T could do to not tell him the truth. He talked him out of it and told him to to to the health dept and not mention any calls and just get a STD test which he did and he had something but not AIDS. Well my buddy got a kick out of how well that joke turned out so he did it to other people he knew. When he ran out of people he knew pretty good, he started doing it to people he only knew in passing. Then when he ran out of people he knew at all he started calling people at random from the phone book.

He always used the same dr name and the same script. It got so bad that the local health dept had the local newspaper print a warning of a sick phone prank going on and that if you were called by dr. XXXX telling you that you may have aids that it was a prank and they were not calling people telling they they may have AIDS.

Yeah, these stories don’t even faze me but I wish they did.

HIV/AIDS WAS A HOAX - THE DRY RUN FOR - THE COVID HOAX!

SO NO HARM DONE!

that's fucked up!!!

That, is the cowards worry most likely...

Jizz on a pizza. Seriously people... cook your own food.

Voting in a general election, and having it stolen by a bunch of democrats.

This thread and the “new boots” thread, really GLP.

I knew a guy from Nicaragua, he came over here on a coyote, he stayed on the farm waiting for the truck, the guy that owned the farm f*** the chicken right in front of him and said that's all there is out here boy. That's fucked up. I can't make this up

That’s NASTY!

Yeah, that math shit can drive people absolutely insane! Stay away from that shit, bro!

I worked at Pizza Hut back mid 80s as a delivery driver.

This pizza hut let cops eat free which I liked because they were more likely to give me a break if they saw me speeding.

The cooks and waitresses on the other hand did not like them Cooks because they were not most outstanding citizens around and the waitresses because the cops ran them ragged and never tipped.

I never saw it personally but I heard stories of what was put on cops pizzas. They would get pot stems and seeds and the floor sweepings on a regular basis.

Post on GLP.

My cousin is “Dr Death” out of Texas..

A great girl?

Segregation is the solution.

I ate a frog, once.

You wouldn't know her.

Stop it lol

Yeah, it don't pass the smell test. Sounds like his fantasy

Family friend (a private detective for decades) bought something (pills or whatever) online in order to kill himself. He didn't succeed, and is in a facility being cared for, for life.

His mother committed suicide when he was a teen; then years later, his sister did same.

Don't consider suicide if you care about your family. It seems to set a precedent in some cases.

Get a job for a medical examiner in a place like Detroit, Flint, Baltimore or St. Louis and you will see so much craziness in such a short period of time it will make your head spin.

In a year and a half in Flint I saw so many dead babies, overdoses, suicides, murders, car accidents and house fires. I have enough stories to last a lifetime.

Picking up over 2,000 dead bodies in a year and a half gives you some crazy stories

What in the hell did you talk about until then?

jeebus christ, this thread brings new meaning to 'only in america'
are all you guys Jerry Springer guests?

I was rebellious that day.

I forgot this one.

My 8 years older cousin was engaged to a super cute guy from college ... Virginia tech ... fairy tale shit. Both dads were career military. Very excited for their future .. yada yada.

Suddenly wedding was off and my very prissy cousin joined the army... way out of character.

Years later I was in contact with her and brought up the fact that when J was a teenager I was devastated when she called off her wedding ... it was to be the social event of my lifetime.

“I caught him fucking his own mother!” My cousin exclaimed.

True story.

All of this is false.

How do you detect race in an anonymous forum?

Somebody's showing prejudice.

These are the folks that need culling.

.... whether or not nbk was made, that idiot was bound to do something stupid.