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Chinese Seize Bag Of D1cks

 
Anonymous Coward
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04/15/2021 10:39 AM
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Putin is on the phone right now begging the Chinese to give him some so he can place them up his dirty Russian ass.
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No, that would be Hunter Biden.
 Quoting: LimaIndiaSierra


What is your fascination with Russians? Is your mother a Russian whore, or is that your wife? Did you slide your micro cock inside of Maria Butina's festering pussy?

Or are you just an insecure piece of shit who feels the need to worship so called "strongmen" like Putin--men with sagging tits?
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04/15/2021 10:41 AM

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What were they gonna do with them?
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deep fry them i expect.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80249159


the same way they do Chicken Feet??
would rather have it & not need it then need it & not have it
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04/15/2021 10:43 AM
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This is a satirical article fellas, use your brains for a second.

When they listed the value of one cock at $160,000 that red flag should have been raised immediately.
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As long it is China doing it then it must be true
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04/15/2021 10:49 AM
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Human trafficking.....They eat this shit.


Satanic world we live in.

Wake up sheep.
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hesright
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04/15/2021 10:52 AM
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IT was only a matter of time until they needed MOAR.

Why do Asians eat 30 different types of animal penis?
[link to answers.yahoo.com (secure)]

This says Chinese insist the animals are tortured while alive so the sex organs removed and eaten are more potent. (Sounds familiar)
I wonder if these African Men were tortured? Obviously they had their d1cks were removed from their biddies, so best guess is... yeah.

No wonder why blacks hate Asians, they eat their junk.
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04/15/2021 10:53 AM

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"Describing the organ’s value as high as illegal drugs, he said that “specimens of this size” (penis) usually fetched around $160,000"

How can you describe someone's penis getting cut off to compare that with an illegal drug trade.

The street journal must be lunatics. A lot of people lost their penis and their just talking about how much it costs. I'm interested in how it happened or who is in danger next, not just if it should be exported because it's contaminated.
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04/15/2021 10:54 AM

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"Chinese authorities seize 7,221 human penises on cargo ship from Nigeria"


What were they gonna do with them? gasp


[link to thestreetjournal.org (secure)]
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bagofdicks
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IT was only a matter of time until they needed MOAR.

Why do Asians eat 30 different types of animal penis?
[link to answers.yahoo.com (secure)]

This says Chinese insist the animals are tortured while alive so the sex organs removed and eaten are more potent. (Sounds familiar)
I wonder if these African Men were tortured? Obviously they had their d1cks were removed from their biddies, so best guess is... yeah.

No wonder why blacks hate Asians, they eat their junk.
 Quoting: MAGNUS 74


truestory


and so it begins...

the racial dick gobbling wars...

most empires have fallen over which kingdom ate the others kingdom dicks..
Grove

And this is why we can't have nice things.
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04/15/2021 10:54 AM
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Oh man, I just threw up.
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04/15/2021 10:55 AM
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Make soup?

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"Chinese authorities seize 7,221 human penises on cargo ship from Nigeria"


What were they gonna do with them?


 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


The Chinese consider penis a delicacy and they eat them.

bagofdicks
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04/15/2021 10:55 AM
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Nuke China. Before it is too late.
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04/15/2021 10:55 AM
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"Specimens of this size"
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04/15/2021 10:57 AM
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"Describing the organ’s value as high as illegal drugs, he said that “specimens of this size” (penis) usually fetched around $160,000"

How can you describe someone's penis getting cut off to compare that with an illegal drug trade.

The street journal must be lunatics. A lot of people lost their penis and their just talking about how much it costs. I'm interested in how it happened or who is in danger next, not just if it should be exported because it's contaminated.
 Quoting: FelinesAmongUs


Lunatics indeed. Who in Africa is willingly giving up / selling their penis? This is a very fucked up take.
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"Specimens of this size"
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Giggity.
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04/15/2021 10:58 AM
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It is delicacy in Chyna
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The Chinese dry and smoke discarded penis.
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Discarded? lmao
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04/15/2021 11:11 AM
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IT was only a matter of time until they needed MOAR.

Why do Asians eat 30 different types of animal penis?
[link to answers.yahoo.com (secure)]

This says Chinese insist the animals are tortured while alive so the sex organs removed and eaten are more potent. (Sounds familiar)
I wonder if these African Men were tortured? Obviously they had their d1cks were removed from their biddies, so best guess is... yeah.

No wonder why blacks hate Asians, they eat their junk.
 Quoting: MAGNUS 74


:truestory:


and so it begins...

the racial dick gobbling wars...

most empires have fallen over which kingdom ate the others kingdom dicks..
 Quoting: Grove Street


lmao

Guide to remaining safe during The Great Racial Dick Gobbling Wars of 21
1) Never take a piss in a back alley in Chinatown
:piss:
2)
Mr Samuel Colt

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04/15/2021 11:13 AM

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It is delicacy in Chyna
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73034692



Mr Samuel Colt
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04/15/2021 11:14 AM
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Fake & ghey
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04/15/2021 11:16 AM
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Surely they were reported missing?

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Saul Good

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04/15/2021 11:23 AM

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So Human horn aphrodisiac is a thing?

wtf


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04/15/2021 11:27 AM

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Quote:

"“These organs are common commodities now, but they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market.”


“We know that penises from Lybia and Sudan fetch a higher price than those from other African war zones, but can’t presume of their origin before the end of the investigation.”"

Understand here. He is saying there is a market for recently harvested human dicks in China.
 Quoting: seekinginformation


This right here is why everyone should GLP.
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04/15/2021 11:30 AM
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Quote:

"“These organs are common commodities now, but they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market.”


“We know that penises from Lybia and Sudan fetch a higher price than those from other African war zones, but can’t presume of their origin before the end of the investigation.”"

Understand here. He is saying there is a market for recently harvested human dicks in China.
 Quoting: seekinginformation


chicoms will eat any dam thing
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04/15/2021 11:39 AM
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That site is a joke. If you actually read the article you’ll see how ridiculous it is:

“These organs are common commodities now, but they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market.”

Despite fairytales about bats carrying Covid being sold in Chinese wet markets and tales of Chinese having small penises, I doubt there’s a market for used human penises.

BTTF-hell0mcfly
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04/15/2021 12:16 PM
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Biden said yummy
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"Chinese authorities seize 7,221 human penises on cargo ship from Nigeria"


What were they gonna do with them? gasp


[link to thestreetjournal.org (secure)]
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Feed them to the Democrats
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“We know that penises from Lybia and Sudan fetch a higher price than those from other African war zones”

wtfdid
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I call it fake. No blk dick is worth 160k
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How about all those guys that had to donate them?
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04/15/2021 12:28 PM
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"These organs are common commodities now"

I think I get it. They are for replacing the Chinese little pricks?





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