Chinese Seize Bag Of D1cks

Lorena Bobbitt comes to mind...

Shows you that people are bonkers.

People in africa, literally believe someone(some sort of witch vampire) shakes there hand, and there penis gets smaller, and they assume such people exist and go round in africa.

Absolutely messed up or what.

Chinese people have small dicks so maybe they have a transplant method for giant Nigerian cocks.

Lol... no joke.

Sound like we need to lay off dick size racial stereotyping jokes for a bit the chinese seem mad mad lol

Last Edited by The Future Hegemon on 04/15/2021 09:50 AM

LOL....if that was the going price, there would be decocking gangs running rampant in Africa......

We Know the Biden family gets 15%.

That figure is unreal, but it's comparable to what hard drugs cost IMHO.

The article itself does not sound satirical at all.

Maybe you don't know this, but in some African countries such as Tanzania, human body parts taken from albinos are still sold on the black market (those taken from children reach higher prices), and they are used for magical and healing purposes.... so don't be too quick to put this away as just stories.

cock poachers...


the new african black market

Transplants for their little asian ones?

Penis smugglers. These will end up in the wet market.

LOL....

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They were going to eat them, What else do you do with a bag of ducks?

Well, they sell tiger penis in China, so not all that hard to believe.

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"Business is good at the Guo Lizhuang penis restaurant, which has 19 outlets across China. At Zhang’s branch, in Beijing’s well-heeled Sanlitun neighborhood, tables are booked weeks in advance..."

"...For that burn, there’s only one place to look. “In terms of nourishing the yang, tiger penis is definitely top. If you handle tiger penis properly, and mix together with Chinese herbs, it really has the best possible effect — much better than Viagra,” says Zhang. “Lots of people come here asking for tiger penis, but it’s illegal, so we don’t sell it."

Last Edited by JustmeTX on 04/15/2021 10:23 AM

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signed

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Those poor men. I hope they didn’t feel anything. Frickin world. Children’s adrenals and men’s penises. I REALLY REALLY REALLY hope Russia blows this place to smithereens.

Just the Chinese species.

So disturbing.

Chinese super Soldiers?

That was Biden's lunch.

Putin is on the phone right now begging the Chinese to give him some so he can place them up his dirty Russian ass.

Secretly transplant the Nigerians testicals as well, so when these Chinese men have babies they one out black.

What Freaking world do we live in? The Evil just keeps on coming.
African's d1cks are being stolen so Chinese people can eat them.

Maybe Bono should have a Concert.

:bad_smile:

“Welcome to china. ...uh...muh dick”

No, that would be Hunter Biden.

cock goblins?

deep fry them i expect.

Never forget that all Chinese currency contains the image of a far-left horror of the 20th century, Mao Tse-tung.

That would be like the US putting the image of Al Sharpton or Adam Schiff on all its bills. But a Sharpton or Schiff that would be 10 times worse, assuming that's possible.