Chinese Seize Bag Of D1cks

What's this we shit? You got a elf in your pocket?

Hmmm, you're a pecker checker meat gazer.

It’s nothing new there, just hidden. They breed women and keep them in cages and when they are not useful breeders anymore they kill them.

Also, the word woman is used loosely, since that means a girl who has reached puberty and can conceive.

I read a theory that Asians/Chinese were descended from Alien reptilians.

I have a feeling they were not donated.

"i Wu, says an increasingly large number of armed groups in Africa use organ trafficking to finance themselves, making such seizures predictable.

“These organs are common commodities now, but they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market.”

Mr Li says the organs were shipped from Lagos in Nigeria but may have only transited through that country and could possibly originate from elsewhere in Africa.

“We know that penises from Lybia and Sudan fetch a higher price than those from other African war zones, but can’t presume of their origin before the end of the investigation.”

Describing the organ’s value as high as illegal drugs, he said that “specimens of this size” usually fetched around $160,000"






He said:"But they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market"

So if they were harvested in a sanitary way, he would aloow them on the market?!

Mandingos be tremblin'

Retards, this article is SATIRE! Nobody seized 7k human dicks! It’s a fucking joke and you stupid fuckers can’t tell? This is why the country is in the shitter, too many idiots procreating.

Yes it is!

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Here’s the original story, from a website that literally states in its tag line “where facts don’t matter.”

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Wang!

Did you order all these D1cks!