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Chinese Seize Bag Of D1cks

 
Deplorable NO MORE Michele B

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"Chinese authorities seize 7,221 human penises on cargo ship from Nigeria"


What were they gonna do with them? gasp


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lmao


I THOUGHT THE HEADLINE WAS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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They were planning to have a cookout. Pass the A1 sauce please.
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How about all those guys that had to donate them?
 Quoting: Khrom


Donate ? It's more likely they were killed and probably other organs were harvested as well....
utterly demonic !!
Fkn ghoul Chinese who think Human penis extracts are a remedy of sorts, and even worse ghouls who do the killing. What a sick disgusting industry.

Last Edited by SkyTiger on 04/15/2021 03:30 PM
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04/15/2021 04:05 PM
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This is a satirical article fellas, use your brains for a second.

When they listed the value of one cock at $160,000 that red flag should have been raised immediately.
 Quoting: SaveApu


It's not a satirical article. The site it is from is an actual Nigerian news site...not satire.
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Oh, I thought that was a euphemism that they have Bidet by the balls.
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me chinese
me love BBC
me think it make dick rice
all big and likey rice
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“We know that penises from Lybia and Sudan fetch a higher price than those from other African war zones, but can’t presume of their origin before the end of the investigation.”

I thought "parts are parts" !

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So..find a Lybian, Nigerian, or Sudan and that might fetch
160K apiece? Easy money.
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Sum yung dick soup...

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A larper,eh...
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Wonder if they will pay 120K for whole Richards?
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"Chinese authorities seize 7,221 human penises on cargo ship from Nigeria"


What were they gonna do with them? gasp


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Eat them.
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epiclol
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Had Clintons address on it?
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The shipment was seized before reaching its final destination to briefs house. He can never get enough so he just orders in bulk these days. He must be starving by now!
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Just a bs story like the baby soup story in china.
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"Chinese authorities seize 7,221 human penises on cargo ship from Nigeria"


What were they gonna do with them? gasp


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 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry

More to the point, where are they coming from? In what manner were they obtained?

What is happening in Nigeria that the world does not know yet? And I am not even mentioning some other African countries.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79425648


Haven't you guys ever eaten Chinese food? Some of that stuff is questionable as to what kind of meat it is. Just sayin. And I never see them make a plate and sit down on break and eat it like you see workers do at other restaurants.
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Had Clintons address on it?
 Quoting: Vandaluminatti


that would be duck vaginas...everyone knows hillary dont like the dick
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04/15/2021 06:01 PM
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They were left holding the bag!
Ho Lee Fuk no dick soup for Dong Hung Lo and his wife Sook Long
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Quote:

"“These organs are common commodities now, but they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market.”


“We know that penises from Lybia and Sudan fetch a higher price than those from other African war zones, but can’t presume of their origin before the end of the investigation.”"

Understand here. He is saying there is a market for recently harvested human dicks in China.
 Quoting: seekinginformation


Aphrodisiac, to be strong like bull


Not sure why as few women for thememory in China...

As if, it will secure a spot in memorable men...

GeeZ

Really sick and the racist type stereotypes must play into this...

Men in Africa best secure their root...
Or men anywhere...
Some will eat it ingest anything...
Powdered or other...
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"Chinese authorities seize 7,221 human penises on cargo ship from Nigeria"


What were they gonna do with them? gasp



 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


I've heard donkey , horse, even dog penises are a delicacy in China

the nasty fuckers were probably going to eat them

maybe hoping the manliness of BBC could make their three-inchers bigger
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"Chinese authorities seize 7,221 human penises on cargo ship from Nigeria"


What were they gonna do with them? gasp


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 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


I've been telling you guy for months now that all the elites have massive dicks and they are stolen(!)-stolen from others.

Look and Dick Cheney and Hunter Biden- just massively huge members. and by the behavior Hunter was exhibiting, he recently acquired his... He looked like a total novice playing with his new toy in those videos/photos.

There is a massive dick trafficking/smuggling operation going on in the world and the elites are the main beneficiaries.

For god's sake you guys have seen it with your own eyes. Hunter Biden is wearing a stolen dick and showing it off to the world...
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"Chinese authorities seize 7,221 human penises on cargo ship from Nigeria"


What were they gonna do with them? gasp


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 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


Eat them of course.
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Lol they counted

bdancespeedbananbdance
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"Chinese authorities seize 7,221 human penises on cargo ship from Nigeria"


What were they gonna do with them? gasp


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 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


I am seeing this as a win.

7,221"africans" cannot reproduce.
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Lol they counted

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 Quoting: Cranked Up 72292369


How'd you like that job?

"Welcome home dear. How was your day?"

"It sucked."

"What happened?"

"I had to count 7000 dicks."

"......wtf..."
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Is this a thing like elephant tusks or hippo horns? God has it really come to this; I don't put the Chinese past anything; they will eat bats, baby birds, dogs, dolphins and 'baby girl'
 Quoting: KuvaszLove


They sell human fetus for people that eat them, not the small unshaped one, the form ones. People actually eat other people, cause the fetus of humans is human meat.

I did when I saw the ones mentioned in this post to be a joke, a Chinese woman eating one, it was sick, I assume it was from an animal not human though. Like I said they eat fully forum unborn human babies. I am not saying all Chinese eat unborn babies, they sell them on the market, some are in countries around them who also eat them, they sell them. I do wish people would feel more kindness and understanding that this says about them, depraved is the word.
Sorry I got a headache

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So Human horn aphrodisiac is a thing?

wtf


 Quoting: propshaft


It's an "afrodisiac" in this case lmao
 Quoting: The Future Hegemon


No, this one is not aphrodisiacs, that would be the fully formed human fetuses.
Sorry I got a headache

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Lol they counted

bdancespeedbananbdance
 Quoting: Cranked Up 72292369


How'd you like that job?

"Welcome home dear. How was your day?"

"It sucked."

"What happened?"

"I had to count 7000 dicks."

"......wtf..."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80113657





Hand cramped into the shape of a 'C' from all the counting.



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"Chinese authorities seize 7,221 human penises on cargo ship from Nigeria"


What were they gonna do with them? gasp


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 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


I am seeing this as a win.

7,221"africans" cannot reproduce.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78237948




Dude, not cool.
hankie
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If you take this as true, then I know how to make some money, we can sell them a lot of dick from DC, we have been wondering what to do with them, and they can solve the problem starting with the White House bunch, full bodies don't check the sex of these dicks.
Sorry I got a headache

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