Chinese Seize Bag Of D1cks

What the heck!

1. What do they do with them?

2. “These organs are common commodities now, but they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market.

...apparently, they are only rejecting them because they are dirty!

Do you people appreciate that cannibalism, was only made illegal in china last century.(meaning its very likely still going on)

So you can guess why such things go on.

Its a very weird culture.

:wtfshtnvr:

Could be fake news. They are showing some pictures that don't really show anything. And I know the US media are dishonest POS.

“We know that penises from Lybia and Sudan fetch a higher price than those from other African war zones, but can’t presume of their origin before the end of the investigation.”

...

Human penises were seized in nine cases since 2002, but today’s find represents more than four times the amount seized by customs officers over the past 18 years."

This source says it's satire:
Story Of China Seizing A Shipment Of 7,200 Human Penises Is Satire

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However, nothing would surprise me anymore - for example, this is true:

China forcefully harvests organs from detainees, tribunal concludes
China's organ transplant trade is worth $1 billion a year, according to a tribunal. This story contains details some may find distressing.

LONDON — The organs of members of marginalized groups detained in Chinese prison camps are being forcefully harvested — sometimes when patients are still alive, an international tribunal sitting in London has concluded.


[link to www.nbcnews.com (secure)]

China Strip Mines Political Prisoners for Their Organs

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and it's mainstream to use human parts in skin care products:

The Chinese will eat ANYTHING...and I literally mean ANYTHING.

Walk a meat market in any large city in China and see for yourself.

Funny enough, the penises of pigs sell for more per pound in these Chinese meat markets than the penises of Africans. The Chinese say the pigs are cleaner meat.

Get yr ass to mars

probably some type of medicine to them lmao

A bag of Egg-shaped peanises must be worth a fortune

Oh Come on....
Guess this means the racial dick gobbling war of 2021 will need to be postponed then.

:victory:

Speaking on the seizure, the spokesman of the Chinese general administration of customs, Li Wu, says an increasingly large number of armed groups in Africa use organ trafficking to finance themselves, making such seizures predictable.

“These organs are common commodities now, but they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market.”

Mr Li says the organs were shipped from Lagos in Nigeria but may have only transited through that country and could possibly originate from elsewhere in Africa.

“We know that penises from Lybia and Sudan fetch a higher price than those from other African war zones, but can’t presume of their origin before the end of the investigation.”

Describing the organ’s value as high as illegal drugs, he said that “specimens of this size” usually fetched around $160,000 each on the black market, and its total value was more than US$1.15 billion, adding that similar seizures may become more common over the next few years as armed groups in Africa turn to organ trafficking to finance their military operations.

Human penises were seized in nine cases since 2002, but today’s find represents more than four times the amount seized by customs officers over the past 18 years.

Makes sense. Dr. Wongburger is Chinese. He must be building another dickship, in hopes of returning to dick planet.

'Tonight, you will get your dick ripped off'



Seriously...that is one of the craziest things I've read lately!

And you thought Shark Fin soup was bad

Nah think about it, they prob using em to surgically implant them

Li Wu:

"These organs are common commodities now, but they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market."


I guess the Chinese only want to eat carefully harvested dicks of the highest quality.

Yeah, and they’re getting $160k each for them. What the hell do those crazy communists think a dead man’s dick is going to do for them that they’re willing to spend that kind of money on them?

“Describing the organ’s value as high as illegal drugs, he said that “specimens of this size” usually fetched around $160,000 each on the black market, and its total value was more than US$1.15 billion...”

36 boxes of them, actually.

I’m guessing these dicks are spoils of war. No way we wouldn’t have heard of it if dick harvesters were scouring Africa taking penises from living people. That would be racist, ya know?

Necklaces

Seriously if someone was going around lobbing off penises to make necklaces wouldn't you be scared?

Bag of dicks?



Last Edited by First Born Son on 04/15/2021 01:48 PM

The rest of the website seems serious enough. Maybe this is really real. Humans in general are bizarre creatures.

Bruh what lol

Wait doesn’t this prove China is actually working against organ traffickers?

There are 7,221 VERY disappointed Chinamen out there cancelling their BBC transplants today.

They need a replacement, now that the rhinos are nearly wiped out.


It's known that African slaves are castrated, but do they chop off the penis as well?

This is the stupid shit that gets pinned now. Oh, how GLP has fallen

YOU REALIZE NOTHING IN THIS ARTICLE IS SOURCED?

It's a fake story.

[link to www.ibtimes.sg (secure)]

This happens all the time, a nothing burger.