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Astronauts told not to wank in space | |
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User ID: 81201280 United States07/23/2022 09:27 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | “” Astronauts warned not to masturbate in space as one session can 'impregnate 3 females' Quoting: Taz Astronauts have been warned about pleasuring themselves in space after it was revealed a single solitary session can accidentally impregnate female crew members … “ Link @ [link to www.dailystar.co.uk (secure)] Wow who drug you out of the grave. Been coming here for 5 years and never seen you. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 82707467 United States07/23/2022 09:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't believe this story. It finds a way??? Yeah right. Probably the same idiots who told us covid is something to freak out about. Fuck these alarmist drama queen fucks. Sew their mouths shut and remove their fingers for misusing their ability to communicate. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 82741299 United States07/23/2022 09:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i just cannot believe the sheer MAGNITUDE of global bullshit psyops, the sheer NUMBER of homosexuals willing to spend 8 hours a day making up bullshit to confuse and lie to the masses,I don't hate people it's just why are these freaks who control everything in control of everythng, they are so dumb and evil , but they are such brilliantly evil and sooo absolutely fiendish nobody can believe it Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22716764 it's like two completely different layers of society, one one of absolutely psychotic vampires and then the 'nice' masses who seem nice and normal but have no power i wrote something similar, got instabanned. there's ai and trigger words in place for autobans. pretty high end. What I find amusing also is the outward appearance of this place, looks very dated...so what we have is essentially a "s[33per" forum. Please explain sleeper forum. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 68965544 United States07/23/2022 10:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If I went to space, the first two things I would want to try is sex in zero G (I’m almost positive NASA has already tried that) or jack off! We are very basic creatures, and I’m sure women thought the same thing! It always comes down to sex, money and control! |
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| Overdue
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 82707467 United States07/23/2022 10:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i just cannot believe the sheer MAGNITUDE of global bullshit psyops, the sheer NUMBER of homosexuals willing to spend 8 hours a day making up bullshit to confuse and lie to the masses,I don't hate people it's just why are these freaks who control everything in control of everythng, they are so dumb and evil , but they are such brilliantly evil and sooo absolutely fiendish nobody can believe it Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22716764 it's like two completely different layers of society, one one of absolutely psychotic vampires and then the 'nice' masses who seem nice and normal but have no power i wrote something similar, got instabanned. there's ai and trigger words in place for autobans. pretty high end. What I find amusing also is the outward appearance of this place, looks very dated...so what we have is essentially a "s[33per" forum. Please explain sleeper forum. Well, to put it plainly, the people here thrive on drama queen lies. They are asleep to the fact that they are deluded and will defend their delusions so they can remain asleep to this reality. Really can't stand seeing this kind of drivel being propagated on here. It make our community look stupid.  |
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| Ruby Sky
User ID: 83899309 United States07/23/2022 10:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dude I would be wanking it 3 times a day and letting it fly around. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82556327 You'll end up breathing it in, and you'll get Jizz-lung... Then after nine months, you will have to cough up babies. Ain't nobody got time for that! Last Edited by Emerald Sky on 07/23/2022 10:25 PM Unjabbed - Take Dayquil or Nyquil if you get the flu |
| DeniedTruths
User ID: 71081212 United States07/23/2022 10:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just more horseshit regarding space. This one is absolutely stupid. [link to www.news.com.au (secure)] With the right funding NASA can track this from Earth.  How many lies will people swallow before they WAKE UP? I study you all. We are NOT FREE. We are FREE RANGE. Master of Kentucky windage. The more I SEE, the more I understand. The more I UNDERSTAND, the more I see. "Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as internationalists and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure; one world, if you will. If that's the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it." - David Rockefeller "The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national auto-determination practiced in past centuries... We are on the verge of a global transformation. All we need is the right major crisis, and the nations will accept the New World Order." - David Rockefeller If I post something and you are an asshole in your response I will delete you. IF you are polite and offer information to the contrary. THANK-YOU |
| Sharon Cherries
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| Servant-of-the-LORD
User ID: 76256686 United States07/23/2022 10:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | “” Astronauts warned not to masturbate in space as one session can 'impregnate 3 females' Quoting: Taz Astronauts have been warned about pleasuring themselves in space after it was revealed a single solitary session can accidentally impregnate female crew members … “ Link @ [link to www.dailystar.co.uk (secure)] 'Trust the science' has no limits.         I am a humble Servant of the one True Living God. |
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| Sharon Cherries
User ID: 81367646 United States07/23/2022 10:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Simple solution, don't "masturbate" into a female astronaut's vagina. Does this work differently in space? Come to think of it, that would be a decent experiment, try conceiving a baby in space and see if it works. Space sex is hot. Don’t they have sleeping bags or something they could do it in then squeeze out mostly clean, and jettison the used bag? |
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User ID: 79662918 United States07/23/2022 10:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Simple solution, don't "masturbate" into a female astronaut's vagina. Does this work differently in space? Come to think of it, that would be a decent experiment, try conceiving a baby in space and see if it works. Space sex is hot. Don’t they have sleeping bags or something they could do it in then squeeze out mostly clean, and jettison the used bag? body condoms? I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.  |
| Sharon Cherries
User ID: 81367646 United States07/23/2022 10:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Simple solution, don't "masturbate" into a female astronaut's vagina. Does this work differently in space? Come to think of it, that would be a decent experiment, try conceiving a baby in space and see if it works. Space sex is hot. Don’t they have sleeping bags or something they could do it in then squeeze out mostly clean, and jettison the used bag? body condoms? Basically. They could even make whole multi-layered bag “rooms” with a tube leading into it and they both go into the “sex pod” for hanky panky |
| Deplorableduckhunter
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| JustmeTX
User ID: 80193276 United States07/24/2022 08:26 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Makes total sense Now. Quoting: Backwash Those guys are closer to the sun, causing a Maj build up of Vit D they are absorbing from the sun. A tremendous amount of Man Butter building up over a period of time (Hours) can cause painful case of inflammation of the scrotum. The real rub, What if this Man butter Escapes the space station? Could be the beginnings of a new life form. I was going to suggest hanging the male member out an air lock and using the robot arm to take care of business. I'm sure the boys at NASA can figure out the details. :) But if that creates some new species of life out there in space, might not be a good idea. Last Edited by JustmeTX on 07/24/2022 08:27 AM Justme |
| JustmeTX
User ID: 80193276 United States07/24/2022 08:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i just cannot believe the sheer MAGNITUDE of global bullshit psyops, the sheer NUMBER of homosexuals willing to spend 8 hours a day making up bullshit to confuse and lie to the masses,I don't hate people it's just why are these freaks who control everything in control of everythng, they are so dumb and evil , but they are such brilliantly evil and sooo absolutely fiendish nobody can believe it Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22716764 it's like two completely different layers of society, one one of absolutely psychotic vampires and then the 'nice' masses who seem nice and normal but have no power i wrote something similar, got instabanned. there's ai and trigger words in place for autobans. pretty high end. What I find amusing also is the outward appearance of this place, looks very dated...so what we have is essentially a "s[33per" forum. Please explain sleeper forum. Like a sleeper rod. (car) Plain and unassuming on the outside. High powered engine inside. Last Edited by JustmeTX on 07/24/2022 08:30 AM Justme |
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| Backwash
User ID: 77794570 United States07/24/2022 09:25 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Makes total sense Now. Quoting: Backwash Those guys are closer to the sun, causing a Maj build up of Vit D they are absorbing from the sun. A tremendous amount of Man Butter building up over a period of time (Hours) can cause painful case of inflammation of the scrotum. The real rub, What if this Man butter Escapes the space station? Could be the beginnings of a new life form. I was going to suggest hanging the male member out an air lock and using the robot arm to take care of business. I'm sure the boys at NASA can figure out the details. :) But if that creates some new species of life out there in space, might not be a good idea. Jed Eckert: C'mon! We're all going to die, die standing up! Why is it that an economic theorist called an "expert", but a conspiracy expert is called a "theorist"? The only time an aircraft has too much fuel onboard is when it is on fire. . . . Sir Charles Kingsford Smith |
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