Astronauts told not to wank in space

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Astronauts told not to wank in space
Brass Clockwork User ID: 79822051 United States 07/23/2022 06:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Lol don’t shoot the messenger I just found it amusing and posted ;). Thanks for Pin Phem ;) Quoting: Taz Wondering who would pin such a thing.
Outis User ID: 77906239 United States 07/23/2022 06:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space They are always testing to see how dumb, or dumber people are. I guess if you believe in viruses floating through the air that can get you even if there's no one in the least bit close to you, you can believe in sperm swimming around the ISS and magically finding the egg in multiple females. If this were true on the ISS, it would be true on earth, and it isn't.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83888843 United States 07/23/2022 06:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Has there been a birth in space? Just floating around, be cool to watch. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83899428 You're ill. Birth is hideous to watch regardless of G forces.
Outis User ID: 77906239 United States 07/23/2022 06:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space I'm just waiting for Astromut to weigh in. Love that guy! (But not in that way...)
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79964755 Netherlands 07/23/2022 07:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79964755 Netherlands 07/23/2022 07:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space The White Stuff

Anonymous Coward User ID: 79044425 United States 07/23/2022 07:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space The males astronauts be turned gay from ingesting the minute bits of ejaculate floating around.....
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83635896 United States 07/23/2022 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space The males astronauts be turned gay from ingesting the minute bits of ejaculate floating around..... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79044425 Yeah.. That's the problem with zero G... :dataface:
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83758682 United States 07/23/2022 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Alright... ! Which one of you Tards been sending Fapp threads to the ISS? ?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83758682 United States 07/23/2022 07:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space They were ordered to take-down all their Hillary Klinton pin-up posters...! ?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83900937 France 07/23/2022 07:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space i just cannot believe the sheer MAGNITUDE of global bullshit psyops, the sheer NUMBER of homosexuals willing to spend 8 hours a day making up bullshit to confuse and lie to the masses,I don't hate people it's just why are these freaks who control everything in control of everythng, they are so dumb and evil , but they are such brilliantly evil and sooo absolutely fiendish nobody can believe it it's like two completely different layers of society, one one of absolutely psychotic vampires and then the 'nice' masses who seem nice and normal but have no power Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22716764 i wrote something similar, got instabanned. there's ai and trigger words in place for autobans. pretty high end. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45750307 What I find amusing also is the outward appearance of this place, looks very dated...so what we have is essentially a "s[33per" forum. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83706739 ex-owner now head janitor took the dark money and ran to cash's for bottle of wine and new 750ml glasses to replace the ones he keeps breaking whilst sloshed
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83900937 France 07/23/2022 07:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space “” Astronauts warned not to masturbate in space as one session can 'impregnate 3 females' Astronauts have been warned about pleasuring themselves in space after it was revealed a single solitary session can accidentally impregnate female crew members … “ Link @ [link to www.dailystar.co.uk (secure)] Quoting: Taz no problem as the iss isn't in space but the thermosphere
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80535219 United States 07/23/2022 07:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space I'm just waiting for Astromut to weigh in. Love that guy! (But not in that way...) Quoting: Outis 77906239 Astromut is petitioning to reverse this decision and approves of wanking Astronauts
Taz (OP) User ID: 47062787 United States 07/23/2022 07:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space So thinking logically about this wouldn’t the female astronauts have to have their pants down and let’s spread for this to even POSSIBLY occur ? What the fuck is going on up there a zero-G Orgy ? Not that I blame them…. It sounds fucking amazing
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83900937 France 07/23/2022 07:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space I'm just waiting for Astromut to weigh in. Love that guy! (But not in that way...) Quoting: Outis 77906239 Astromut is petitioning to reverse this decision and approves of wanking Astronauts Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80535219 it's the secret ingredient in his hair mousse
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77663690 United States 07/23/2022 07:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space And then she said; You should have been a seaman! :horror:

Anonymous Coward User ID: 80535219 United States 07/23/2022 07:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space So thinking logically about this wouldn’t the female astronauts have to have their pants down and let’s spread for this to even POSSIBLY occur ? What the fuck is going on up there a zero-G Orgy ? Not that I blame them…. It sounds fucking amazing Quoting: Taz Spermies swim better in zero-g. Theys zip around like dragonflies and hummingbirds
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72393606 United States 07/23/2022 07:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Space bukkake
Emerald_Glow 2.0 User ID: 80671267 United States 07/23/2022 07:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space I got a simpler solution. Either shut the fuck up and let the men do as they please or don't have female astronauts. And notice how they don't give a shit if the females masturbate in space. They can probably have astronaut dildos shaped like space shuttles that they nickname the challenger or some shit like that or rocket shaped dildos but nobody would say shit nor should they. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80876054 Emerald_Glow 2.0
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78343984 United States 07/23/2022 07:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space into a condom
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78068556 United States 07/23/2022 07:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space What if you jerk off in the swimming pool? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80560834 ^^^^^^ and there it is. thread n counter argument ovah nice one AC Quoting: Phennommennonn I love you Phenn!!! fk you're haters! You make me laugh harder then anyone on here! (maybe some ACs like above- but, also- is Nasa saying we still have monkeys in space?!? lol
Anonymous Coward User ID: 58363689 United States 07/23/2022 07:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Use a sleeve. Problem solved. Although.. how to clean the sleeve is another question. Sexual health is important to increase mood and reduce anxiety and depression so astronauts should be doing it too.
LittleMe I don’t want flowers when I die… User ID: 83104412 United States 07/23/2022 08:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space [link to youtu.be (secure)]
Backwash User ID: 77794570 United States 07/23/2022 08:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Makes total sense Now. Those guys are closer to the sun, causing a Maj build up of Vit D they are absorbing from the sun. A tremendous amount of Man Butter building up over a period of time (Hours) can cause painful case of inflammation of the scrotum. The real rub, What if this Man butter Escapes the space station? Could be the beginnings of a new life form. Jed Eckert: C'mon! We're all going to die, die standing up! Why is it that an economic theorist called an "expert", but a conspiracy expert is called a "theorist"? The only time an aircraft has too much fuel onboard is when it is on fire. . . . Sir Charles Kingsford Smith
BRIEF User ID: 79662918 United States 07/23/2022 08:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space if this is true, how is every surface on ISS not contaminated with fecal matter Quoting: nimmerfall ASTRONAUT DIAPERS You don't want to know the details. Quoting: Ruby Sky Now it seems as though they need astronaut Rubbers... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22935650 United States 07/23/2022 08:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Elon doesn't use Astronauts. He uses Race Car Drivers.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 83280567 United States 07/23/2022 08:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Some People called me Space Cowboy.... but now.. I think I would rather be a Gangster of Love.
BRIEF User ID: 79662918 United States 07/23/2022 08:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Elon doesn't use Astronauts. He uses Race Car Drivers. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22935650 They are just as crazy... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
bro tim User ID: 81788068 United States 07/23/2022 08:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space I guess the 30 mile high club is mutually exclusive Quoting: Taz 260 miles
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80736688 United States 07/23/2022 08:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space "Space". Sheep still fall for this?
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