Astronauts told not to wank in space

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Astronauts told not to wank in space
BRIEF User ID: 79662918 United States 07/23/2022 04:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space “” Astronauts warned not to masturbate in space as one session can 'impregnate 3 females' Astronauts have been warned about pleasuring themselves in space after it was revealed a single solitary session can accidentally impregnate female crew members … “ Link @ [link to www.dailystar.co.uk (secure)] Quoting: Taz That's fucked up...I bet they got out the black light after a mission and saw jizz everywhere...Why else would they have to make that announcement?? Warning labels on products are put there because too many people have misused it in a particular way, so it must be a real bitch washing spunk out of Spunknik ... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80382856 United States 07/23/2022 04:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space i just cannot believe the sheer MAGNITUDE of global bullshit psyops, the sheer NUMBER of homosexuals willing to spend 8 hours a day making up bullshit to confuse and lie to the masses,I don't hate people it's just why are these freaks who control everything in control of everythng, they are so dumb and evil , but they are such brilliantly evil and sooo absolutely fiendish nobody can believe it it's like two completely different layers of society, one one of absolutely psychotic vampires and then the 'nice' masses who seem nice and normal but have no power Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22716764 Eloi and Morlock
BRIEF User ID: 79662918 United States 07/23/2022 04:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space So three female crew members get knocked up by Boris and this is there best idea? Quoting: 2cents It used to be immaculate conception by an angel from God. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22935650 If they have an STD, it would be an immaculate infection... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
Doomscroller User ID: 82488176 United States 07/23/2022 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Good to know the female astronauts are sailing around with their cooters out snatching up random wads of bodily fluids floating throughout the space station.... Last Edited by Doomscroller on 07/23/2022 04:47 PM
Anonymous Coward User ID: 34159109 United States 07/23/2022 04:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Transpermia
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83705983 United States 07/23/2022 04:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Is there proof of concept? As in, has a female astronaut become pregnant on the ISS?

Anonymous Coward User ID: 83705983 United States 07/23/2022 04:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space So three female crew members get knocked up by Boris and this is there best idea? Quoting: 2cents It used to be immaculate conception by an angel from God. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22935650 If they have an STD, it would be an immaculate infection... Quoting: BRIEF Lmfao You win today bro. :) :Congratulation:
BRIEF User ID: 79662918 United States 07/23/2022 05:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space So three female crew members get knocked up by Boris and this is there best idea? Quoting: 2cents It used to be immaculate conception by an angel from God. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22935650 If they have an STD, it would be an immaculate infection... Quoting: BRIEF Lmfao You win today bro. :) Quoting: m0r3 If you wish to make a donation, I accept green karma...Every 100 points buys me a free month to educate, troll, and make you laugh... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83899506 United States 07/23/2022 05:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Yeah, what about female astronaut slime discharges and mucous floating around the interior while they massage the bean huh? Ewwwwww!
Doomscroller User ID: 82488176 United States 07/23/2022 05:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space So three female crew members get knocked up by Boris and this is there best idea? Quoting: 2cents It used to be immaculate conception by an angel from God. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22935650 If they have an STD, it would be an immaculate infection... Quoting: BRIEF
headcheck User ID: 22146310 United States 07/23/2022 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space So as soon as you eject a load in space it's an instant Aliens sequel??

Anonymous Coward User ID: 83875568 United States 07/23/2022 05:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space this is some fkd up shit. if anyone believes this garbage theyre lost forever. i think they got these guys suckn on shrooms coming up with these for shitz n giggles "warnings" to see how many dumbfuck sheep they can get to believe it. maybe cause a panic too. Quoting: Phennommennonn are you sure they weren't told "not to walk in space"...i hear it can be dangerous with your free hand on your crank!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83888843 United States 07/23/2022 05:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space i just cannot believe the sheer MAGNITUDE of global bullshit psyops, the sheer NUMBER of homosexuals willing to spend 8 hours a day making up bullshit to confuse and lie to the masses,I don't hate people it's just why are these freaks who control everything in control of everythng, they are so dumb and evil , but they are such brilliantly evil and sooo absolutely fiendish nobody can believe it it's like two completely different layers of society, one one of absolutely psychotic vampires and then the 'nice' masses who seem nice and normal but have no power Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22716764 Morlocks and Eloy. :timemachine:
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83705983 United States 07/23/2022 05:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space ... It used to be immaculate conception by an angel from God. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22935650 If they have an STD, it would be an immaculate infection... Quoting: BRIEF Lmfao You win today bro. :) :Congratulation: Quoting: m0r3 If you wish to make a donation, I accept green karma...Every 100 points buys me a free month to educate, troll, and make you laugh... Quoting: BRIEF Sorry, been a while I know. I'm on late night mostly compared to your day shifts and miss your posts :(. Plus I change my Avatar and username back and forth among a few so you prob dont recognize me half the time. Take care Bud.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83875568 United States 07/23/2022 05:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space now the astronauts will volunteer for spacewalks every time they get wood...watch out, they'll impregnate Venus! (pan-spermia)
BRIEF User ID: 79662918 United States 07/23/2022 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space ... If they have an STD, it would be an immaculate infection... Quoting: BRIEF Lmfao You win today bro. :) Quoting: m0r3 If you wish to make a donation, I accept green karma...Every 100 points buys me a free month to educate, troll, and make you laugh... Quoting: BRIEF Sorry, been a while I know. I'm on late night mostly compared to your day shifts and miss your posts :(. Plus I change my Avatar and username back and forth among a few so you prob dont recognize me half the time. Take care Bud. Quoting: m0r3 I was kidding, I make plenty from my shill checks... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73904769 United States 07/23/2022 05:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Is there proof of concept? As in, has a female astronaut become pregnant on the ISS? Quoting: m0r3 Actually, spaceflight seems to have a negative effect on ovaries, we're not sure how much it might impair function though. That's something we're getting ready to study next year, but I'm not supposed to talk about it... Quoting: Astromut Thanks bro. Talk about what? Any validation to the OP story?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83257743 Morocco 07/23/2022 05:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Unless they are just up there floating naked, how would the sperm get through their clothes? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79919316 You would think a sperm is very small.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83257743 Morocco 07/23/2022 05:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Is there proof of concept? As in, has a female astronaut become pregnant on the ISS? Quoting: m0r3 You have to wonder how they came up with this rule, and thought it was a problem. Bizarre news, and just shows how weird space will be.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80535219 United States 07/23/2022 05:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space My uncle told me that Astronauts obsessively wank 6 hrs every day and it has gotten out of control.
Billxam, ABATE, AWHA User ID: 56270897 United States 07/23/2022 05:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space What if you jerk off in the swimming pool? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80560834 ^^^^^^ and there it is. thread n counter argument ovah nice one AC Quoting: Phennommennonn Proud to be UnV'd There is one constant in life: If you build something worth having, someone will try to take it or destroy it. Proud member of A Brotherhood Against Totalitarian Enactments, Americans Who Hate Aging, proud supporter of attractive women.
ThePaleOne traded his horse for a white van User ID: 74643800 Austria 07/23/2022 05:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space now the astronauts will volunteer for spacewalks every time they get wood...watch out, they'll impregnate Venus! (pan-spermia) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83875568 Finally, many years in the future an alien race will discover earth. While entering solar orbit they get shotgunned by a mysterious white, frozen substance that travels many times the speed of sound and devastates their ship. The last survivor sends back information about what seems to be a larval, cellular lifeform making up the goo before he dies of suffocation. The solar-system is declared an galactic space travel and a bio-hazard zone. Life is a 100% deadly sexually transmitted disease. Life is to short to be a slave, leave the plantation, go: [link to www.goingyourownway.com]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 82258231 United States 07/23/2022 05:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space If they are all floating around naked its true.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73904769 United States 07/23/2022 05:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space ... Lmfao You win today bro. :) :Congratulation: Quoting: m0r3 If you wish to make a donation, I accept green karma...Every 100 points buys me a free month to educate, troll, and make you laugh... Quoting: BRIEF Sorry, been a while I know. I'm on late night mostly compared to your day shifts and miss your posts :(. Plus I change my Avatar and username back and forth among a few so you prob dont recognize me half the time. Take care Bud. Quoting: m0r3 I was kidding, I make plenty from my shill checks... Quoting: BRIEF Mofo gots to get paid.. Fo sho. :Money:
Anonymous Coward User ID: 82258231 United States 07/23/2022 05:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Its the women astronauts that are doing it most though. They need to stop doing it.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80853075 United States 07/23/2022 05:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Women belong at home raising the male astronaut's kids anyway.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 83257743 Morocco 07/23/2022 05:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Just imagine how this was briefed to the astronauts? All siting there waiting for there briefing, and what ever officer told them this news. lol
Ruby Sky User ID: 83899309 United States 07/23/2022 05:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Uh...are the female astronauts floating around naked with their leg spread? What the hell is going on up there? Unjabbed - Take Dayquil or Nyquil if you get the flu
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81656341 United States 07/23/2022 05:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space I guess the 30 mile high club is mutually exclusive Quoting: Taz Lamo .....well played sir
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81656341 United States 07/23/2022 05:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Uh...are the female astronauts floating around naked with their leg spread? What the hell is going on up there? Quoting: Ruby Sky Hahahahaha ....baby just see how far I can shoot this load in zero G . Let's play catch the baby juice from across the station ...
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