Astronauts told not to wank in space

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Astronauts told not to wank in space
Psychedelic Mashed Potatoes User ID: 56598870 United States 07/23/2022 05:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space . Last Edited by Psychedelic Mashed Potatoes on 10/04/2022 05:29 PM America is Babylon and Vladimir Putin is the Beast of Revelation: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] If I post about the recorded history of Israelite child sacrifice on this site, I get flagged for an abusive post. Just think about that.

nimmerfall User ID: 81451738 United States 07/23/2022 05:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space flatty fucktard triggering intensifies Piercing my heart there is a golden dagger; that is God Piercing God's heart there is a golden needle; that is me
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80365094 United States 07/23/2022 05:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space So what really happened, one married astronaut got pregnant while in space and its because some guy "masturbated"...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81656341 United States 07/23/2022 05:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Uh...are the female astronauts floating around naked with their leg spread? What the hell is going on up there? Quoting: Ruby Sky Hahahahaha ....baby just see how far I can shoot this load in zero G . Let's play catch the baby juice from across the station ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81656341 Hm a new definition of a tantric , out of body sexual experience. I entangle my sperm cells which causes a retro causal experience once it hits the detector
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81656341 United States 07/23/2022 05:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space So what really happened, one married astronaut got pregnant while in space and its because some guy "masturbated"... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80365094 Just waiting for the trans astronaut that preggers a birth person
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77082597 United States 07/23/2022 05:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space flatty fucktard triggering intensifies Quoting: nimmerfall Keep shilling nimmerfall…

Anonymous Coward User ID: 83899428 Canada 07/23/2022 05:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Has there been a birth in space? Just floating around, be cool to watch.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83875568 United States 07/23/2022 05:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space what do they do with the dirty tissues? or do they take turns shooting loads for distance for prizes!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80202486 United States 07/23/2022 05:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Sounds like horsesh!t.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81594822 United States 07/23/2022 05:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space glad they made the distinction about them being female. otherwise i would be worried the entire crew could get "impregnated". Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80213760 Extremely good and valid point.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80596720 United States 07/23/2022 06:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space And they would have to make a special "spHincter opening" in their space suits, costing more per each girlyman?

Anonymous Coward User ID: 83895396 United Kingdom 07/23/2022 06:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space giving a chic a facial from the other side of the capsule would be pretty cool
dac User ID: 77071969 United States 07/23/2022 06:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Well you know what they say.... In Space...No One Can Hear You Cream
BRIEF User ID: 79662918 United States 07/23/2022 06:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Well you know what they say.... In Space...No One Can Hear You Cream Quoting: dac They will when it splatters all over the walls... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
Mustydog User ID: 80745477 United Kingdom 07/23/2022 06:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Chad level 9999.
nimmerfall User ID: 81451738 United States 07/23/2022 06:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space if this is true, how is every surface on ISS not contaminated with fecal matter Piercing my heart there is a golden dagger; that is God Piercing God's heart there is a golden needle; that is me

JustmeTX User ID: 80193276 United States 07/23/2022 06:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Nocturnal emissions can happen when you have too much backlog. Mandatory BJs. It's the only way to be sure. Science! Last Edited by JustmeTX on 07/23/2022 06:14 PM Justme
BRIEF User ID: 79662918 United States 07/23/2022 06:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Nocturnal emissions can happen when you have too much backlog. Mandatory BJs. It's the only way to be sure. Science! Quoting: JustmeTX I don't think they let 12 year olds go into space... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
Ruby Sky User ID: 83899309 United States 07/23/2022 06:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space if this is true, how is every surface on ISS not contaminated with fecal matter Quoting: nimmerfall ASTRONAUT DIAPERS You don't want to know the details. Unjabbed - Take Dayquil or Nyquil if you get the flu
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83823079 United States 07/23/2022 06:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space So three female crew members get knocked up by Boris and this is there best idea? Quoting: 2cents
Lowkey Cyberpunk User ID: 83871166 United States 07/23/2022 06:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space This would be a new definition of "Houston, we have a problem." "Yes, yes. Zathras is used to being beast of burden to other people's needs. Very sad life. Probably have very sad death. But, at least there is symmetry."

Anonymous Coward User ID: 83823079 United States 07/23/2022 06:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Well you know what they say.... In Space...No One Can Hear You Cream Quoting: dac
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83893384 United States 07/23/2022 06:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space They can just keep on not doing anything at all in space, like they've been not doing forever.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83823079 United States 07/23/2022 06:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space So what really happened, one married astronaut got pregnant while in space and its because some guy "masturbated"... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80365094 THIS
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83875568 United States 07/23/2022 06:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Nocturnal emissions can happen when you have too much backlog. Mandatory BJs. It's the only way to be sure. Science! Quoting: JustmeTX is that part of the astronaut training now?!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74276992 United States 07/23/2022 06:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space It can not impregnate females unless it goes into their vagina.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 83891581 07/23/2022 06:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space It can not impregnate females unless it goes into their vagina. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74276992 You don't say
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8329175 United States 07/23/2022 06:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Welcome to the next exciting episode of *WANK IN SPAZZE*
Ruby Sky User ID: 83899309 United States 07/23/2022 06:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space https://imgur.com/a/TVLbj5v Unjabbed - Take Dayquil or Nyquil if you get the flu
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8329175 United States 07/23/2022 06:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Astronauts told not to wank in space Nocturnal emissions can happen when you have too much backlog. Mandatory BJs. It's the only way to be sure. Science! Quoting: JustmeTX Every six hours - on the dot. "Time for re-entry"! "Nope sorry your 6 hours are up". And due to covid regs, I'll have to use this here 6 foot tube....
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