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Anonymous Coward User ID: 82417699 United States 03/09/2022 10:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You are projecting your own beliefs. There are over 7 billion people on the earth, surely a few of them view the world different than you and have been raised with different values and religious views What motivated you to make this thread even? If you knew it to be certain why are you seeking validation for your opinion? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 82415431 United States 03/09/2022 10:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You are projecting your own beliefs. There are over 7 billion people on the earth, surely a few of them view the world different than you and have been raised with different values and religious views What motivated you to make this thread even? If you knew it to be certain why are you seeking validation for your opinion? I've met a significant statistical percentage to form a basis that there is no man who's went hands free from a-z. No way. No. I'm not just counting jiggling it 4 or more times either. I'm good with up to an octa-jiggle - sometimes you want to be sure. An extra-jiggle isn't 'playing' - it's personal responsibility. It's making sure you don't come out with urine stains on your khakis on casual fridays. But once you start getting past an octa-jiggle - that's immediate grounds for masturbation. I charge that every man has surpassed my extremely generous and fair 8 jiggle limit. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80011146 United States 03/09/2022 11:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well i dont masturbate as is a waste of vital energy i practice white tantra hundred times more satisfactory than your primitive ways of ejaculating like animals ...... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81043752 Search samael sun weor books on White tantra ... And become real men not slaves of your dicks ! Your wife told you the truth ..... Don't google that guy He was a charlatan I saved you guys a google and don't use google either this AC is an idiot like a lot of them out there Probably you are one of the ones that suck their own dicks and like a drug addict want everryone to be a drog addict like you.... Search. White tantra samael Aun weor books , that is the secret of the gods the secret of the masons made public.... male compas female square G stands for generation (sex) regeneration if tantric , elites want us wasted, weak ,empty So we are easy to enslave under their dominion. True masons teach white tantra , we are the white hierarchy protectors of creation , we are the elohim , satans days are counted in this planet and if nesesary it will burn with nuclear fire to be purified .... Warning given if you are so great with your holy youthful vigorous non-masturbation bullshit, why don't you post a picture of yourself showing how you've defeated aging by being a sanctimonious prude? what's that? no response picture? that's because you're a lying or delusional piece or shit or moran. i look older than moldy bread but at least i get off 10-20 times a day like a normal person. you cant' stop the aging process of decay with magical thinking. physics doesn't care about the bullshit you tell yourself and the world. now get the fuck off this site and go mind meld with a tree you disgusting hippy |
Southern Man User ID: 75098604 United States 03/09/2022 11:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Men that do not masturbate will have prostate issues unless they have a healthy sex life. the prostate is a gland that secretes and if it dont get drained it swells up causing urination issues. Also if they dont masturbate they will be seeing a doctor and he will stick his finger up your A... and empty it for you... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75098604 So much BS in this post. Nope been to the doctor had Prostate issues and he told me use it or lose it...sorry you dont have enough testosterone to have a prostate |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 82415431 United States 03/09/2022 11:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Men that do not masturbate will have prostate issues unless they have a healthy sex life. the prostate is a gland that secretes and if it dont get drained it swells up causing urination issues. Also if they dont masturbate they will be seeing a doctor and he will stick his finger up your A... and empty it for you... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75098604 So much BS in this post. Nope been to the doctor had Prostate issues and he told me use it or lose it...sorry you dont have enough testosterone to have a prostate I suppose that's quite possibly the greatest prescription ever though. I'd get it writing and hang it on the fridge. Everytime the wife says "i've got a headache" or "I want to, but I'm just too tired honey" - You could point to the Doctor's note and say "If you don't fuck me I'll die" I've never heard of this golden ticket until today. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 82415431 United States 03/09/2022 11:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Some of us have learnt of the detrimental effects of porn and have started to value our life-force. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76191845 You do know that porn is a very late comer to the game... The game has existed for millennia and it’s sidekick was the imagination Not all people have learned to utilize that though. Some people flat out avoid it out of fear. Porn probably ruined a lotta guys imagination muscles.. |
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User ID: 80949168 United States 03/09/2022 11:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well i dont masturbate as is a waste of vital energy i practice white tantra hundred times more satisfactory than your primitive ways of ejaculating like animals ...... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81043752 Search samael sun weor books on White tantra ... And become real men not slaves of your dicks ! Your wife told you the truth ..... You're coming off as a bit arrogant here, but I cannot deny that you are correct. Mastrubation is a waste of masculine vital energy which can be harnessed to fuel amazing abilities such as energy healing and astral projection. Gotta warn you though, storing that much vital essence makes you a prime target for spiritual parasites such as succubi which want to suck you dry, pun not intended. The Alkahest A Meta-sapient Godelian Recursion Engine. Super Fun at Parties. Researching human evolution via Fractal Psychogenic Ontology. Disclaimer: Current project (un?)constrained by sample-size N=1 |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79190328 United States 03/09/2022 11:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Some guy she dated once told her he never did in his whole life and she believed it. How naïve. Quoting: Hamburgerwagon Id be wondering why it suddenly came back up. I mean yes its bullcrap.. but the only time i hear it is from guys who brag about never needing to due to the constant sex they claim to have. Someone is playing themselves up, and *ALMOST* every women ive ever known believes male exageration as a rule. i personally believe it a natural selection trait that benefited females at some point |
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User ID: 80070202 United States 03/10/2022 01:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've never masturbated. I've had one nocturnal dream and I isolated myself from my community for 33 days, until I was clean again. I never even think about it. my wife, and I, only have sex once a month on a set date. If it lasts longer than 33 minutes we stop and wait until next month |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79831996 United States 03/10/2022 01:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL! Your wife is an idiot! I guess she thinks there are women that don't do it either. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80848723 lol...you have never met my wife... biggest prude Ive ever know... wait till marriage she said... it will be great she said.... shit, she couldnt care less about sex or anything to do with it... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 18023191 New Zealand 03/10/2022 01:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've never masturbated. I've had one nocturnal dream and I isolated myself from my community for 33 days, until I was clean again. Quoting: EndItNow I never even think about it. my wife, and I, only have sex once a month on a set date. If it lasts longer than 33 minutes we stop and wait until next month And long may the romance continue. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 82023163 Canada 03/10/2022 01:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've never masturbated. I've had one nocturnal dream and I isolated myself from my community for 33 days, until I was clean again. Quoting: EndItNow I never even think about it. my wife, and I, only have sex once a month on a set date. If it lasts longer than 33 minutes we stop and wait until next month I see what you did there... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80070202 United States 03/10/2022 03:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've never masturbated. I've had one nocturnal dream and I isolated myself from my community for 33 days, until I was clean again. Quoting: EndItNow I never even think about it. my wife, and I, only have sex once a month on a set date. If it lasts longer than 33 minutes we stop and wait until next month I see what you did there... I will not tolerate the profane. Only the initiated need reply. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80070202 United States 03/10/2022 03:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There's a difference between "men who don't masturbate" and having "done it at least once". I can tell you if I'm getting laid regularly i don't masturbate, literally no reason too. You haven't seen my wife |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77211318 United States 03/10/2022 04:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL! Your wife is an idiot! I guess she thinks there are women that don't do it either. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80848723 Yeah... Explain to me again why there are 200$ "Shower Heads" at Lowe's. Most of the settings for men it's like the shower head is mad at your nuts. Clearly a discreet masterbation tool that thing beats their clit like it owes them money hence the old herbal essence commercials that most women hate because it outs them. "Taking a bath" is woman for "fap session" |
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