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My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate

 
Anonymous Coward
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Lust works.
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
it's true
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79140629


There is no man who have never done it at least once in their life
 Quoting: Hamburgerwagon


You are projecting your own beliefs.

There are over 7 billion people on the earth, surely a few of them view the world different than you and have been raised with different values and religious views

What motivated you to make this thread even?

If you knew it to be certain why are you seeking validation for your opinion?
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03/09/2022 10:54 PM
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
it's true
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79140629


There is no man who have never done it at least once in their life
 Quoting: Hamburgerwagon


You are projecting your own beliefs.

There are over 7 billion people on the earth, surely a few of them view the world different than you and have been raised with different values and religious views

What motivated you to make this thread even?

If you knew it to be certain why are you seeking validation for your opinion?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82417699


I've met a significant statistical percentage to form a basis that there is no man who's went hands free from a-z. No way. No. I'm not just counting jiggling it 4 or more times either. I'm good with up to an octa-jiggle - sometimes you want to be sure. An extra-jiggle isn't 'playing' - it's personal responsibility. It's making sure you don't come out with urine stains on your khakis on casual fridays.

But once you start getting past an octa-jiggle - that's immediate grounds for masturbation. I charge that every man has surpassed my extremely generous and fair 8 jiggle limit.
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03/09/2022 11:10 PM
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
Well i dont masturbate as is a waste of vital energy i practice white tantra hundred times more satisfactory than your primitive ways of ejaculating like animals ......


Search samael sun weor books on White tantra ...

And become real men not slaves of your dicks !


Your wife told you the truth .....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81043752


Don't google that guy
He was a charlatan
I saved you guys a google

and don't use google either

this AC is an idiot like a lot of them out there
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80605842


Probably you are one of the ones that suck their own dicks and like a drug addict want everryone to be a drog addict like you....

Search. White tantra samael Aun weor books , that is the secret of the gods the secret of the masons made public.... Idol1 male compas female square

G stands for generation (sex) regeneration if tantric , elites want us wasted, weak ,empty
So we are easy to enslave under their dominion.

True masons teach white tantra , we are the white hierarchy protectors of creation , we are the elohim , satans days are counted in this planet and if nesesary it will burn with nuclear fire to be purified ....


Warning given abduct
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81043752


if you are so great with your holy youthful vigorous non-masturbation bullshit, why don't you post a picture of yourself showing how you've defeated aging by being a sanctimonious prude?

what's that? no response picture? that's because you're a lying or delusional piece or shit or moran.

i look older than moldy bread but at least i get off 10-20 times a day like a normal person. you cant' stop the aging process of decay with magical thinking. physics doesn't care about the bullshit you tell yourself and the world. now get the fuck off this site and go mind meld with a tree you disgusting hippy
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03/09/2022 11:12 PM
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
Men that do not masturbate will have prostate issues unless they have a healthy sex life. the prostate is a gland that secretes and if it dont get drained it swells up causing urination issues. Also if they dont masturbate they will be seeing a doctor and he will stick his finger up your A... and empty it for you...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75098604


So much BS in this post.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77220381


Nope been to the doctor had Prostate issues and he told me use it or lose it...sorry you dont have enough testosterone to have a prostate
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03/09/2022 11:14 PM
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
Men that do not masturbate will have prostate issues unless they have a healthy sex life. the prostate is a gland that secretes and if it dont get drained it swells up causing urination issues. Also if they dont masturbate they will be seeing a doctor and he will stick his finger up your A... and empty it for you...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75098604


So much BS in this post.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77220381


Nope been to the doctor had Prostate issues and he told me use it or lose it...sorry you dont have enough testosterone to have a prostate
 Quoting: Southern Man 75098604


I suppose that's quite possibly the greatest prescription ever though. I'd get it writing and hang it on the fridge. Everytime the wife says "i've got a headache" or "I want to, but I'm just too tired honey" - You could point to the Doctor's note and say "If you don't fuck me I'll die"

I've never heard of this golden ticket until today.
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03/09/2022 11:15 PM
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
2 years without for me, also a virgin.
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03/09/2022 11:18 PM
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03/09/2022 11:19 PM
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I'm wasting away.
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03/09/2022 11:24 PM
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
Some of us have learnt of the detrimental effects of porn and have started to value our life-force.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76191845


You do know that porn is a very late comer to the game...

The game has existed for millennia and it’s sidekick was the imagination
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03/09/2022 11:26 PM
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
Some of us have learnt of the detrimental effects of porn and have started to value our life-force.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76191845


You do know that porn is a very late comer to the game...

The game has existed for millennia and it’s sidekick was the imagination
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82415882


Not all people have learned to utilize that though. Some people flat out avoid it out of fear. Porn probably ruined a lotta guys imagination muscles..
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
Well i dont masturbate as is a waste of vital energy i practice white tantra hundred times more satisfactory than your primitive ways of ejaculating like animals ......


Search samael sun weor books on White tantra ...

And become real men not slaves of your dicks !


Your wife told you the truth .....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81043752


You're coming off as a bit arrogant here, but I cannot deny that you are correct. Mastrubation is a waste of masculine vital energy which can be harnessed to fuel amazing abilities such as energy healing and astral projection. Gotta warn you though, storing that much vital essence makes you a prime target for spiritual parasites such as succubi which want to suck you dry, pun not intended.
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03/09/2022 11:55 PM
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
I havent done it in like 20 years though
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75958720


Can we just dickless Canadian and forget about adding insult to injury!!???
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03/09/2022 11:56 PM
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
I havent done it in like 20 years though
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Can we just call you the dickless Canadian and forget about adding insult to injury!!???
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03/09/2022 11:58 PM
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
Some guy she dated once told her he never did in his whole life and she believed it. How naïve.
 Quoting: Hamburgerwagon


Id be wondering why it suddenly came back up. I mean yes its bullcrap.. but the only time i hear it is from guys who brag about never needing to due to the constant sex they claim to have.

Someone is playing themselves up, and *ALMOST* every women ive ever known believes male exageration as a rule. i personally believe it a natural selection trait that benefited females at some point
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03/10/2022 12:01 AM
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
ask her if she wants you to wear a chastity cage duhhh
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03/10/2022 01:28 PM

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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
I've never masturbated. I've had one nocturnal dream and I isolated myself from my community for 33 days, until I was clean again.

I never even think about it. my wife, and I, only have sex once a month on a set date. If it lasts longer than 33 minutes we stop and wait until next month
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03/10/2022 01:31 PM
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
maybe she's right op. i imagine some sheik's son has plenty money for plenty hoes, he doesn't really need to do it manually if he doesn't want to
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03/10/2022 01:36 PM
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
Masturbation is healthy.
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03/10/2022 01:39 PM
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
Yeah I'm like 60 and still rub one out every day unless I don't feel well. It's healthy for your prostate, even though I am now going blind....
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03/10/2022 01:42 PM
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
LOL! Your wife is an idiot! I guess she thinks there are women that don't do it either.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80848723


lol...you have never met my wife...


biggest prude Ive ever know...

wait till marriage she said...

it will be great she said....


shit, she couldnt care less about sex or anything to do with it...
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03/10/2022 01:44 PM
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
Yeah I'm like 60 and still rub one out every day unless I don't feel well. It's healthy for your prostate, even though I am now going blind....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79558201


my prostate is great too!!

but shaving my palms is a bitch!
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03/10/2022 01:49 PM
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
I've never masturbated. I've had one nocturnal dream and I isolated myself from my community for 33 days, until I was clean again.

I never even think about it. my wife, and I, only have sex once a month on a set date. If it lasts longer than 33 minutes we stop and wait until next month
 Quoting: EndItNow


And long may the romance continue.
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
Yeah I'm like 60 and still rub one out every day unless I don't feel well. It's healthy for your prostate, even though I am now going blind....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79558201


my prostate is great too!!

but shaving my palms is a bitch!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80470069


Freaking LOL!
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03/10/2022 01:51 PM
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
it's true
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79140629


There is no man who have never done it at least once in their life
 Quoting: Hamburgerwagon


There's a difference between "men who don't masturbate" and having "done it at least once".

I can tell you if I'm getting laid regularly i don't masturbate, literally no reason too.
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
I've never masturbated. I've had one nocturnal dream and I isolated myself from my community for 33 days, until I was clean again.

I never even think about it. my wife, and I, only have sex once a month on a set date. If it lasts longer than 33 minutes we stop and wait until next month
 Quoting: EndItNow

I see what you did there...
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
I've never masturbated. I've had one nocturnal dream and I isolated myself from my community for 33 days, until I was clean again.

I never even think about it. my wife, and I, only have sex once a month on a set date. If it lasts longer than 33 minutes we stop and wait until next month
 Quoting: EndItNow

I see what you did there...
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I will not tolerate the profane. Only the initiated need reply.
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
it's true
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79140629


There is no man who have never done it at least once in their life
 Quoting: Hamburgerwagon


There's a difference between "men who don't masturbate" and having "done it at least once".

I can tell you if I'm getting laid regularly i don't masturbate, literally no reason too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79104722


You haven't seen my wife
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03/10/2022 04:18 PM
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
LOL! Your wife is an idiot! I guess she thinks there are women that don't do it either.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80848723


Yeah... Explain to me again why there are 200$ "Shower Heads" at Lowe's.


Most of the settings for men it's like the shower head is mad at your nuts.

Clearly a discreet masterbation tool that thing beats their clit like it owes them money hence the old herbal essence commercials that most women hate because it outs them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81710741


"Taking a bath" is woman for "fap session"
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
I havent done it in like 20 years though
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75958720


Exactly.

It's a young man's 'thing'.





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