My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate

Some guy she dated once told her he never did in his whole life and she believed it. How naïve.

Some guy she dated once told her he never did in his whole life and she believed it. How naïve.

LOL! Your wife is an idiot! I guess she thinks there are women that don't do it either.

Yeah... Explain to me again why there are 200$ "Shower Heads" at Lowe's.


Most of the settings for men it's like the shower head is mad at your nuts.

Clearly a discreet masterbation tool that thing beats their clit like it owes them money hence the old herbal essence commercials that most women hate because it outs them.

Yeah... Explain to me again why there are 200$ "Shower Heads" at Lowe's.


Most of the settings for men it's like the shower head is mad at your nuts.

Clearly a discreet masterbation tool that thing beats their clit like it owes them money hence the old herbal essence commercials that most women hate because it outs them.

Lmao. At Lowe’s you say?

Some guy she dated once told her he never did in his whole life and she believed it. How naïve.

He didn't have to while dating your wife.
She made sure his balls were always drained.

cautionary tale

zillions of men end up with prostate issues listening to their wife tell them it's wrong, and shame their man telling them it's the equivalent of cheating.

my X started that crap with me, after entrapping me by banging my brains out while dating..you know how they do.

then comes the married switch-a-roo "i give it to you once a month,that's normal..that should be enough"

so i started getting up in the middle of the night a couple times a week to "relieve myself" bitch gets up one night, freaks out while i'm spanking the monkey..."you don't need to do that, i should be enough for you"

i tell her i do it for men's health, not gonna have my prostate blow up...i even sent her scientific links, that it's important and healthy..either you start giving it up, let me have a gf..or quit bitching.

she acted surprised when i moved into a condo. and filed irreconcilable differences divorce papers on her lazy ass.

don't be a, no pussy whipped man, who ends up with all kinds of guilt issues, or on meds, then surgeries..like half my friends.

"my body my choice" men...

What if they were handless

Have you seen American Pie?

Not me

Buy her a vibrator.

I've been slacking in that dept. My drive is pretty much zero. Any oomph I got - goes to the misses. It's not the penis, it's me. The penis is healthy, strong and quite active. I often think to myself "Wow, my penis is like 10 years younger than the rest of me"

It has the will, but I just don't feel like giving it the way. I do admit - it's a bit of a mistreatment to my penis. I am not treating it nicely. It could come back to bite me later on.

But, I just don't have the desire to do all that work. It's just too much. I feel bad for neglecting my penis, but I have to put ME first.