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My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate

 
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
I havent done it in like 20 years though
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Exactly.

It's a young man's 'thing'.
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
I havent done it in like 20 years though
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Exactly.

It's a young man's 'thing'.
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
So wish I could respond but I would be torn apart
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. Edmund Burke
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03/10/2022 04:26 PM
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
Maybe she is masturbating them
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03/10/2022 07:24 PM
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
I stopped masturbating in 2013 when I re-dedicated my life to God and Christ Jesus;

it's part of disciplining for spiritual advancement,

and it's also makes us less than what we are as God's people;

we are divine beings and need to discipline ourselves;
hence the term 'Disciples';

I don't even miss it, and will only use my penis to create another human being
a woman I love enough to marry;

it was easier since I was a sex addict for years (women only)
and have had my fill, (ego talking -still working on that))

and I felt it was time to truly begin to use the powers
God gave us when we follow the disciplines He has given us
through the Prophets and the Disciples;

it will change your life and keep you healthier;

God bless you, and remember -
God does love you;

join the Divine Family of God

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 Quoting: Spark 79266425


So you don't believe it's gonna cause the prostate to explode from being too full of the semen?

I always thought this was just a joke till today. But, now I am seriously concerned for my health.

I have REALLY slacked on the baiting. In the last 2-3 years I've barely felt any motivation.

But, now. I am hearing that I could seriously die from it. I wonder if there is a pill you can take that will just cause a release - like a time-capsule release for your penis. That way you don't have to do it when you don't want to. But, I don't trust medicine.

I'm gonna ask my wife to help save my life tonight, but I don't have the time or energy to do that routinely.

What's the limit? What's the overall imit before the prostate explodes or you can't even pee anymore due to being completely saturated with unused semen?

This is freaking me out. Why are we built like this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82415431


what happens is that the body regulates itself;
I've found my semen comes out sometimes when I'm pissing;
a lot more at first than it does now,
and I feel just fine;

anyway, you can feel it come out and see it in the water;
milky and stringy;
Paul of Tarsus, imo the greatest of the Apostles, was celibate
from his conversion until he was beheaded, at age 62,
in Rome, about 30 years since the start of his ministry,

so it didn't hurt him, and it hasn't hurt me since 2013,
which is nine years for me so far;
I think that crap about your prostate exploding is made up by satanists
to keep you from spiritually strengthening yourself

the semen is life, and holding it boosts your immune system,
and it also helps to kill the animal nature in us;

I still like the body of a woman,
but I don't want to screw every pretty chick I see like I used to;

so I not only spiritually disciplined my body,
but my mind as well, because I don't think of any sick fantasies anymore,
(once in a while the devil sends one through but I rebuke the demon and carry on;

and I can talk to a woman and look her in the eye,
and not fantasize about 'hittin' that';

I like being celibate for the Lord;
it's a sacrifice I gave to Him,
after all, He does a lot for me;

next I want to start fasting;

the goal is to be in charge of this sensual body,
and not let it be in charge of you,
'cause it always wants, even demands, something,
something to see,
or hear,
or taste,
or feel,
or eat;
and anything I've left out, scratching

then we can be ready for the Kingdom,
where we will have new Celestial Bodies,

Bodies that don't feel sickness or hot or cold or death,
and we will be with others also in the Family of God,
with the Holy Spirit of God all around us,
sharing Itself with us,
and Christ Yeshua as our King;

better than being with lying, nasty demons
and the human idols we worshipped on Earth over us;

I'm getting ready for the Kingdom,
and practicing living in it down here in this mess;

a trying task in itself,
but I keep the prize in sight;

the new body gifted us when Christ returns,
cracking the sky and opening the dimension between Heaven and Earth;
then coming through with scores of Angels
and the thousands of Saints clothed in bright white light,
and the Heavenly Host all present;

then our Lord King Christ starts His 1000 year Earthly Reign and Rule
with His Earthly Army; (I hope I make the cut)
then the Light and Love of God will soon rule the Earth;
woohoo

so being celibate is a good start

goodnews
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03/10/2022 07:29 PM
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
this kind of thread is just asking for comments from the GLP peanut gallery
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
When does a man STOP masturbating?




When he gets a divorce!!!!...!
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03/11/2022 06:36 AM
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
Been a long time since I slung my pole. Been a long time since I grabbed my roll. Been a long time, been a long time, been a lonely lonely lonely long time.

It's been a long time since I squirt my load. Been a long time since I jerked my chode. Cramp in my back, cramp in my back, just can't get back control. Been a long time, been a long time, been a lonely lonely long time.
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03/11/2022 06:37 AM
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
I was real close with Burger Boi once.

actually twice.

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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
I was real close with Burger Boi once.

actually twice.

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Different strokes, for different folks.
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Re: My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate
I was real close with Burger Boi once.

actually twice.

[link to imgur.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80392345


Different strokes, for different folks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75448438


He's a good boy.





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