My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate

That is an insane mechanism to have. Who am I to question the creator, but that's gonna become just too time consuming and too much work when I get older.

You'd think we would have grown out of that through adaptation. Men aren't running around impregnating non-stop (well,...most) - it's not responsible. It's not good for the society that it produces.

Just standing there in the shower cranking them out so your prostate doesn't explode and you die - is kinda nuts. I mean sure I can have the wife 'save my life' every once in awhile..but man, I just don't have the energy or desire for it.

This is depressing.

It's good for the prostate, so now you have a medical reason to do it

But she is correct. They are called Britons.

You see, British people are so smart and attractive that beautiful women across the world all just fall into our arms the moment that we start speaking with our cute English voices, so we never have any shortage of pussy so never any need to masturbate.

So, technically - someone who 'jerks you off' is in the health care industry? They are like a nurse? A specialist? They are saving lives!

When I began puberty that thIng didn’t go down unless I spanked it several times a day. I could hammer nails with it.

What does she think makes do at that age?

Couldn't sit down, afraid to stand up.

She would have done well to marry that man instead of a jerk off.

Debate needs to end, especially since female masterbation isn't even a thing. It's healthy, adaptive for those for whom sex is not an option.

LMFAO - boy are you wrong.

Women bait just as much if not more than some men. They use the shower head to do it. It's always on the power blast setting.

Fixed it for ya.

i knew a chic who was revolted at the idea of "turning yourself on". i'm fairly sure she had never done it and she was hot as hell and ran like an open tap

When I was in seventh grade I sat right across from the best looking chick in class. Rub sawdust off the underside of my desk

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cautionary tale

zillions of men end up with prostate issues listening to their wife tell them it's wrong, and shame their man telling them it's the equivalent of cheating.

my X started that crap with me, after entrapping me by banging my brains out while dating..you know how they do.

then comes the married switch-a-roo "i give it to you once a month,that's normal..that should be enough"

so i started getting up in the middle of the night a couple times a week to "relieve myself" bitch gets up one night, freaks out while i'm spanking the monkey..."you don't need to do that, i should be enough for you"

i tell her i do it for men's health, not gonna have my prostate blow up...i even sent her scientific links, that it's important and healthy..either you start giving it up, let me have a gf..or quit bitching.

she acted surprised when i moved into a condo. and filed irreconcilable differences divorce papers on her lazy ass.

don't be a, no pussy whipped man, who ends up with all kinds of guilt issues, or on meds, then surgeries..like half my friends.

"my body my choice" men...

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Except for now there's "rape within marriage", so a woman better be the one makin it happen, if she's gonna be pissed for her husband to vent otherwise.

Hell yes my man!!!!

Sounds like you married one of my wife's sisters.
I don't know why low sex women even get married. or low sex men.

I stopped masturbating in 2013 when I re-dedicated my life to God and Christ Jesus;

it's part of disciplining for spiritual advancement,

and it's also makes us less than what we are as God's people;

we are divine beings and need to discipline ourselves;
hence the term 'Disciples';

I don't even miss it, and will only use my penis to create another human being
a woman I love enough to marry;

it was easier since I was a sex addict for years (women only)
and have had my fill, (ego talking -still working on that))

and I felt it was time to truly begin to use the powers
God gave us when we follow the disciplines He has given us
through the Prophets and the Disciples;

it will change your life and keep you healthier;

God bless you, and remember -
God does love you;

join the Divine Family of God

You won't experience the superman overcharge, swap to a female magnet body odor, opening up spiritual powers, developing an invisible inner glow and have creative energy pouring out of your bare hands when you can't bring up the willpower to hold your seed for a mere week.

So you don't believe it's gonna cause the prostate to explode from being too full of the semen?

I always thought this was just a joke till today. But, now I am seriously concerned for my health.

I have REALLY slacked on the baiting. In the last 2-3 years I've barely felt any motivation.

But, now. I am hearing that I could seriously die from it. I wonder if there is a pill you can take that will just cause a release - like a time-capsule release for your penis. That way you don't have to do it when you don't want to. But, I don't trust medicine.

I'm gonna ask my wife to help save my life tonight, but I don't have the time or energy to do that routinely.

What's the limit? What's the overall imit before the prostate explodes or you can't even pee anymore due to being completely saturated with unused semen?

This is freaking me out. Why are we built like this.

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Ever see a dude with no arms? I have.

Lamb chop does it for me.

Hell when I was young Id F'ck the wind..The Air..A figallon bucket of warm water and think abot that slut back in highschool the whole football team did....lmao

NOw we got the pocket rocket cause I aint touching any of these scanks these days ..lmao

Is that code for bbc

So much BS in this post.