My wife actually believes there are men who don’t masturbate | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 82415431 United States 03/09/2022 05:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Men that do not masturbate will have prostate issues unless they have a healthy sex life. the prostate is a gland that secretes and if it dont get drained it swells up causing urination issues. Also if they dont masturbate they will be seeing a doctor and he will stick his finger up your A... and empty it for you... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75098604 That is an insane mechanism to have. Who am I to question the creator, but that's gonna become just too time consuming and too much work when I get older. You'd think we would have grown out of that through adaptation. Men aren't running around impregnating non-stop (well,...most) - it's not responsible. It's not good for the society that it produces. Just standing there in the shower cranking them out so your prostate doesn't explode and you die - is kinda nuts. I mean sure I can have the wife 'save my life' every once in awhile..but man, I just don't have the energy or desire for it. This is depressing. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78653559 Germany 03/09/2022 05:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81054742 Canada 03/09/2022 05:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | But she is correct. They are called Britons. You see, British people are so smart and attractive that beautiful women across the world all just fall into our arms the moment that we start speaking with our cute English voices, so we never have any shortage of pussy so never any need to masturbate. |
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Nipples McGee
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FightForGod!
User ID: 80146778 United States 03/09/2022 05:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Some guy she dated once told her he never did in his whole life and she believed it. How naïve. Quoting: Hamburgerwagon She would have done well to marry that man instead of a jerk off. 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 ESV Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 82415431 United States 03/09/2022 05:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Debate needs to end, especially since female masterbation isn't even a thing. It's healthy, adaptive for those for whom sex is not an option. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75573180 LMFAO - boy are you wrong. Women bait just as much if not more than some men. They use the shower head to do it. It's always on the power blast setting. |
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Nipples McGee
User ID: 80417961 03/09/2022 05:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When I began puberty that thIng didn’t go down unless I spanked it several times a day. I could hammer nails with it. Quoting: Nipples McGee What does she think makes do at that age? Couldn't sit down, afraid to stand up. When I was in seventh grade I sat right across from the best looking chick in class. Rub sawdust off the underside of my desk Nipples McGee |
Psychedelic Mashed Potatoes
User ID: 56598870 United States 03/09/2022 05:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | . Last Edited by Psychedelic Mashed Potatoes on 10/04/2022 08:19 AM America is Babylon and Vladimir Putin is the Beast of Revelation: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] If I post about the recorded history of Israelite child sacrifice on this site, I get flagged for an abusive post. Just think about that. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79580316 United Kingdom 03/09/2022 05:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Men that do not masturbate will have prostate issues unless they have a healthy sex life. the prostate is a gland that secretes and if it dont get drained it swells up causing urination issues. Also if they dont masturbate they will be seeing a doctor and he will stick his finger up your A... and empty it for you... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75098604 .. .. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 82415431 United States 03/09/2022 05:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When I began puberty that thIng didn’t go down unless I spanked it several times a day. I could hammer nails with it. Quoting: Nipples McGee What does she think makes do at that age? Couldn't sit down, afraid to stand up. When I was in seventh grade I sat right across from the best looking chick in class. Rub sawdust off the underside of my desk |
Fastman1
User ID: 82177429 United States 03/09/2022 05:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | zillions of men end up with prostate issues listening to their wife tell them it's wrong, and shame their man telling them it's the equivalent of cheating. my X started that crap with me, after entrapping me by banging my brains out while dating..you know how they do. then comes the married switch-a-roo "i give it to you once a month,that's normal..that should be enough" so i started getting up in the middle of the night a couple times a week to "relieve myself" bitch gets up one night, freaks out while i'm spanking the monkey..."you don't need to do that, i should be enough for you" i tell her i do it for men's health, not gonna have my prostate blow up...i even sent her scientific links, that it's important and healthy..either you start giving it up, let me have a gf..or quit bitching. she acted surprised when i moved into a condo. and filed irreconcilable differences divorce papers on her lazy ass. don't be a, no pussy whipped man, who ends up with all kinds of guilt issues, or on meds, then surgeries..like half my friends. "my body my choice" men... Fastman1 |
Psychedelic Mashed Potatoes
User ID: 56598870 United States 03/09/2022 05:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | . Last Edited by Psychedelic Mashed Potatoes on 10/04/2022 08:19 AM America is Babylon and Vladimir Putin is the Beast of Revelation: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] If I post about the recorded history of Israelite child sacrifice on this site, I get flagged for an abusive post. Just think about that. |
Lost Pottawatomie
User ID: 72932990 United States 03/09/2022 06:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | cautionary tale Quoting: Fastman1 zillions of men end up with prostate issues listening to their wife tell them it's wrong, and shame their man telling them it's the equivalent of cheating. my X started that crap with me, after entrapping me by banging my brains out while dating..you know how they do. then comes the married switch-a-roo "i give it to you once a month,that's normal..that should be enough" so i started getting up in the middle of the night a couple times a week to "relieve myself" bitch gets up one night, freaks out while i'm spanking the monkey..."you don't need to do that, i should be enough for you" i tell her i do it for men's health, not gonna have my prostate blow up...i even sent her scientific links, that it's important and healthy..either you start giving it up, let me have a gf..or quit bitching. she acted surprised when i moved into a condo. and filed irreconcilable differences divorce papers on her lazy ass. don't be a, no pussy whipped man, who ends up with all kinds of guilt issues, or on meds, then surgeries..like half my friends. "my body my choice" men... She was wrong, but you were more wrong. You should have thrown her over your shoulder like a viking and took her to the bedroom. Except for now there's "rape within marriage", so a woman better be the one makin it happen, if she's gonna be pissed for her husband to vent otherwise. Giwani-Mek Translates as: Wandering Beaver Nothing shall be so certain as to permit confusion |
Hamburgerwagon
(OP) User ID: 66523962 United States 03/09/2022 06:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | cautionary tale Quoting: Fastman1 zillions of men end up with prostate issues listening to their wife tell them it's wrong, and shame their man telling them it's the equivalent of cheating. my X started that crap with me, after entrapping me by banging my brains out while dating..you know how they do. then comes the married switch-a-roo "i give it to you once a month,that's normal..that should be enough" so i started getting up in the middle of the night a couple times a week to "relieve myself" bitch gets up one night, freaks out while i'm spanking the monkey..."you don't need to do that, i should be enough for you" i tell her i do it for men's health, not gonna have my prostate blow up...i even sent her scientific links, that it's important and healthy..either you start giving it up, let me have a gf..or quit bitching. she acted surprised when i moved into a condo. and filed irreconcilable differences divorce papers on her lazy ass. don't be a, no pussy whipped man, who ends up with all kinds of guilt issues, or on meds, then surgeries..like half my friends. "my body my choice" men... Hell yes my man!!!! |
Pilgrim001
User ID: 78018011 United States 03/09/2022 06:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | cautionary tale Quoting: Fastman1 zillions of men end up with prostate issues listening to their wife tell them it's wrong, and shame their man telling them it's the equivalent of cheating. my X started that crap with me, after entrapping me by banging my brains out while dating..you know how they do. then comes the married switch-a-roo "i give it to you once a month,that's normal..that should be enough" so i started getting up in the middle of the night a couple times a week to "relieve myself" bitch gets up one night, freaks out while i'm spanking the monkey..."you don't need to do that, i should be enough for you" i tell her i do it for men's health, not gonna have my prostate blow up...i even sent her scientific links, that it's important and healthy..either you start giving it up, let me have a gf..or quit bitching. she acted surprised when i moved into a condo. and filed irreconcilable differences divorce papers on her lazy ass. don't be a, no pussy whipped man, who ends up with all kinds of guilt issues, or on meds, then surgeries..like half my friends. "my body my choice" men... Sounds like you married one of my wife's sisters. I don't know why low sex women even get married. or low sex men. I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you. Slake Blake |
Spark User ID: 79266425 United States 03/09/2022 06:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | it's part of disciplining for spiritual advancement, and it's also makes us less than what we are as God's people; we are divine beings and need to discipline ourselves; hence the term 'Disciples'; I don't even miss it, and will only use my penis to create another human being a woman I love enough to marry; it was easier since I was a sex addict for years (women only) and have had my fill, (ego talking -still working on that)) and I felt it was time to truly begin to use the powers God gave us when we follow the disciplines He has given us through the Prophets and the Disciples; it will change your life and keep you healthier; God bless you, and remember - God does love you; join the Divine Family of God |
Kriegswichtiger Arbeiter2
User ID: 82415390 Hungary 03/09/2022 06:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | men that had their nuts removed dont Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82409371 i'm sorry but its impossible not to release whats in your nut sack You won't experience the superman overcharge, swap to a female magnet body odor, opening up spiritual powers, developing an invisible inner glow and have creative energy pouring out of your bare hands when you can't bring up the willpower to hold your seed for a mere week. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 82415431 United States 03/09/2022 06:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I stopped masturbating in 2013 when I re-dedicated my life to God and Christ Jesus; Quoting: Spark 79266425 it's part of disciplining for spiritual advancement, and it's also makes us less than what we are as God's people; we are divine beings and need to discipline ourselves; hence the term 'Disciples'; I don't even miss it, and will only use my penis to create another human being a woman I love enough to marry; it was easier since I was a sex addict for years (women only) and have had my fill, (ego talking -still working on that)) and I felt it was time to truly begin to use the powers God gave us when we follow the disciplines He has given us through the Prophets and the Disciples; it will change your life and keep you healthier; God bless you, and remember - God does love you; join the Divine Family of God So you don't believe it's gonna cause the prostate to explode from being too full of the semen? I always thought this was just a joke till today. But, now I am seriously concerned for my health. I have REALLY slacked on the baiting. In the last 2-3 years I've barely felt any motivation. But, now. I am hearing that I could seriously die from it. I wonder if there is a pill you can take that will just cause a release - like a time-capsule release for your penis. That way you don't have to do it when you don't want to. But, I don't trust medicine. I'm gonna ask my wife to help save my life tonight, but I don't have the time or energy to do that routinely. What's the limit? What's the overall imit before the prostate explodes or you can't even pee anymore due to being completely saturated with unused semen? This is freaking me out. Why are we built like this. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74675001 United States 03/09/2022 06:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [imgur] [link to imgur.com (secure)] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 67929869 United States 03/09/2022 06:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hell when I was young Id F'ck the wind..The Air..A figallon bucket of warm water and think abot that slut back in highschool the whole football team did....lmao NOw we got the pocket rocket cause I aint touching any of these scanks these days ..lmao |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27344963 United States 03/09/2022 06:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I stopped masturbating in 2013 when I re-dedicated my life to God and Christ Jesus; Quoting: Spark 79266425 it's part of disciplining for spiritual advancement, and it's also makes us less than what we are as God's people; we are divine beings and need to discipline ourselves; hence the term 'Disciples'; I don't even miss it, and will only use my penis to create another human being a woman I love enough to marry; it was easier since I was a sex addict for years (women only) and have had my fill, (ego talking -still working on that)) and I felt it was time to truly begin to use the powers God gave us when we follow the disciplines He has given us through the Prophets and the Disciples; it will change your life and keep you healthier; God bless you, and remember - God does love you; join the Divine Family of God |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77220381 United States 03/09/2022 06:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Men that do not masturbate will have prostate issues unless they have a healthy sex life. the prostate is a gland that secretes and if it dont get drained it swells up causing urination issues. Also if they dont masturbate they will be seeing a doctor and he will stick his finger up your A... and empty it for you... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75098604 So much BS in this post. |