CAPTION THIS

Ohhhhhhhh

this, that is funny

I know I can make myself cry for the 'pity me' angle!

"I was so poor growing up, we didn't have toys. One Christmas I asked my parents for a Mr. Potato Head. 'Son,' my dad said, 'you already have a potato head right there you can use.' So I'd stick things to my head just like I was a potato head."

Big Mike gave me pink eye!

Gee Eye Joe

Big Mike is a little dyslexic. He said he wanted the eye that winks not the one that stinks. Then it corrected itself!

That's my hour of hate for the day!

"EYE wuv Jilly"

funny right there, good reference

On the teleprompter: "Press left eye to begin reboot"

you mean Dr. Biden, how dare you negate her accomplishments as a woman, wait we cant assume gender !!! hahahahah

" Am I still in the illuminati"

When does I am President get Black Eye?

when your controllers havent quite gotten the remote down yet !!!!

I saw something. Must poke it in so remember. Peas are in soup.

hahahahahah!

not quite the all seeing eye of knowledge???? Just the opposite

" Damn pony soldiers, I still keep seeing two Presidents, come on man"

"Joey, show me your ear. Very good. Now show me your eye".

"So I went to the White House doctor this morning and said, 'Doc, my eye itches.'

"And the doctor asked, 'When did this start?'

"I replied, 'Right after I stuck my head up my backside.'

"'How did you manage to do that?' said the doctor."

"'Doc,' I said, 'It wasn't easy.'"

Teleprompters have resorted to phonetics: I m press eye dent Biden.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

eye wipe my eye with my finger

Hey, Doc! It hurts when I do this!

Obama's aim was a little off

"I don't even know what I'm signing"

So there I was, driving down the street in a convertible with the top down. But I didn't have my sunglasses on, and the sun was hurting my eyes.

I didn't want to put the top up, but I couldn't find my sunglasses in the glove compartment or the side pocket in the door, so I turned around from driving east to driving west.

Later in the afternoon, the sun was hurting my eyes again, so I turned around from driving west to driving east.

And wouldn't you know it--after driving eight solid hours, I ended up right where I had started from that morning! So I checked back into the same motel, and decided to get a good night's sleep before continuing on my trip.